Aisle424 Has Fallen
@aisle424.bsky.social
Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT SET A RECORD FOR PEACE PRIZES. NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO WIN THE TOSTITOS PEACE PRIZE PRESENTED BY GODADDY.COM
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT SET A RECORD FOR PEACE PRIZES. NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO WIN THE TOSTITOS PEACE PRIZE PRESENTED BY GODADDY.COM
I guess when you’re justifying statutory rape you might as well also go all in on war crimes and straight up murder as well.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I guess when you’re justifying statutory rape you might as well also go all in on war crimes and straight up murder as well.
Gee, I hope the sacrifice is worth it.
Oh…
Oh…
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Gee, I hope the sacrifice is worth it.
Oh…
Oh…
This can not possibly be the same franchise from a year ago.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This can not possibly be the same franchise from a year ago.
When Pop Pop snore/burps after dinner but before the pie is served.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When Pop Pop snore/burps after dinner but before the pie is served.
The Bears are 9-3 and just pushed the defending Super Bowl champions around in their own house.
One year ago:
One year ago:
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Bears are 9-3 and just pushed the defending Super Bowl champions around in their own house.
One year ago:
One year ago:
“… and then the agent says, ‘What do you call this act?’ And the man says, ‘The Aristocrats!’”
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“… and then the agent says, ‘What do you call this act?’ And the man says, ‘The Aristocrats!’”
🎶Go Cubs go
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🎶Go Cubs go
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
Go Cubs gooooooo
Hey Chicago, whaddaya say?
The Cubs are gonna win today🎶
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trump just heard how big Mamdani’s penis is.
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE SET A RECORD FOR STRAIGHTNESS
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT HAVE SET A RECORD FOR STRAIGHTNESS
OPERATION MY PENIS IS HUGE ACTUALLY
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
OPERATION MY PENIS IS HUGE ACTUALLY
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
OPERATION SHE DOESN’T FAKE IT WITH ME
OPERATION NO I WAS NOT CRYING INTO MY PILLOW
DO YOU HAVE A YOUNGER SISTER?
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
DO YOU HAVE A YOUNGER SISTER?
For no particular reason
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
For no particular reason
She definitely sucked his dick.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
She definitely sucked his dick.
WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS
Me on the Bluesky tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Me on the Bluesky tonight.
What channel should I turn on?
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What channel should I turn on?
