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“We are all textualists now” except when the completely clear and unambiguous text leads to a result Randy Barnett doesn’t like.
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“We are all textualists now” except when the completely clear and unambiguous text leads to a result Randy Barnett doesn’t like.
Archdiocese of Boston disciplining a church for a nativity scene criticizing ICE is sick shit. Simply read on chapter later about what happen to the Holy Family after His birth. (Post brought to you by leaving the tv on after the football game.)
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Archdiocese of Boston disciplining a church for a nativity scene criticizing ICE is sick shit. Simply read on chapter later about what happen to the Holy Family after His birth. (Post brought to you by leaving the tv on after the football game.)
Very funny that Cryin’ Ryan is cursed to never again win a Big Ten championship no matter what.
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Very funny that Cryin’ Ryan is cursed to never again win a Big Ten championship no matter what.
“Did not exist: personal computers” is a hilarious graphic.
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
“Did not exist: personal computers” is a hilarious graphic.
Thirteen to ten. Again.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Thirteen to ten. Again.
Remember the reason for the season: somehow Kevin Costner
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Remember the reason for the season: somehow Kevin Costner
This is quite frankly the easiest question I have ever seen come before any court, the government's position is completely foreclosed by the text and sanctionably frivolous. So I'm 50/50 on how it comes out.
*SUPREME COURT TO REVIEW TRUMP’S BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ROLLBACK
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
This is quite frankly the easiest question I have ever seen come before any court, the government's position is completely foreclosed by the text and sanctionably frivolous. So I'm 50/50 on how it comes out.
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Murdering random fishermen IRL for clout on Xitter.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Murdering random fishermen IRL for clout on Xitter.
This is an extremely niche post for probably just myself tweeting in the void, but just learned the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, everyone’s favorite syndicated sitcom from when we got home after school, was created by Andy Borowitz of the New Yorker column.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is an extremely niche post for probably just myself tweeting in the void, but just learned the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, everyone’s favorite syndicated sitcom from when we got home after school, was created by Andy Borowitz of the New Yorker column.
I’ve never seen that happen before. Not never seen it happen in the NFL, I’ve also never seen it happen in like U-6 soccer.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’ve never seen that happen before. Not never seen it happen in the NFL, I’ve also never seen it happen in like U-6 soccer.
This afternoon window has been a genuine all timer for bad quarterback play. You think McCarthy and Rodgers aren’t good and then they go out and you see who is behind them and man we’re plumbing new depths of trash.
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This afternoon window has been a genuine all timer for bad quarterback play. You think McCarthy and Rodgers aren’t good and then they go out and you see who is behind them and man we’re plumbing new depths of trash.
This doesn’t make me mad or anything, but you should probably workshop a slogan that doesn’t sound like the recruiting write up for a polished but athletically limited three star
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This doesn’t make me mad or anything, but you should probably workshop a slogan that doesn’t sound like the recruiting write up for a polished but athletically limited three star
Really stunned by the number of good smart writers agreeing with this. The whole concept of a competition is that there are objective rules. Even if those rules are silly, you can’t change them ex post because you don’t like who won.
This might be an unpopular take ... but if I'm the ACC and Cal upsets SMU, I override the tiebreakers and put Miami in the ACC championship game against Virginia.
November 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Really stunned by the number of good smart writers agreeing with this. The whole concept of a competition is that there are objective rules. Even if those rules are silly, you can’t change them ex post because you don’t like who won.
That is a flat out bad call worth 7 points, but it’s pretty hard to be as mad as I should be because it would have been an all timer of spiritually unfair.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
That is a flat out bad call worth 7 points, but it’s pretty hard to be as mad as I should be because it would have been an all timer of spiritually unfair.
That’s functionally a four point penalty. Just inexcusable discipline.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That’s functionally a four point penalty. Just inexcusable discipline.
Have to have to get a TD here. Cannot turn this start into only a 6 point lead.
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Have to have to get a TD here. Cannot turn this start into only a 6 point lead.
Every other player on both teams is either from the USHL or Canadian Juniors, but Harvard‘s backup goalie appears to have last played at a local high school. I’m genuinely baffled @mgoblog.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Every other player on both teams is either from the USHL or Canadian Juniors, but Harvard‘s backup goalie appears to have last played at a local high school. I’m genuinely baffled @mgoblog.bsky.social
Booing and giving the finger to the defending Super Bowl champs who are 8-3 because they’re down one score to another 8-3 team. Never change Philadelphia.
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Booing and giving the finger to the defending Super Bowl champs who are 8-3 because they’re down one score to another 8-3 team. Never change Philadelphia.
The statute of limitations on murder is longer than 3 1/2 years
If the U.S. was at war, Pete Hegseth's order would be a war crime, a military lawyer said. Instead, it might just be murder. wapo.st/49KbUJ1
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The statute of limitations on murder is longer than 3 1/2 years
Afghans didn’t cause this tragedy. Donald Trump caused this tragedy. The guardsmen should have been home with their families, but Donald Trump forced them to take part in his ridiculous effort to intimidate and harass the people of DC, and now they’re dead as a result.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Afghans didn’t cause this tragedy. Donald Trump caused this tragedy. The guardsmen should have been home with their families, but Donald Trump forced them to take part in his ridiculous effort to intimidate and harass the people of DC, and now they’re dead as a result.
Watching the local news in one of the more progressive metros in the country (on at the bar, not by choice! and man is it always this right-wing? The topics so far are crime, the dangerousness of bikes, and gas prices.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Watching the local news in one of the more progressive metros in the country (on at the bar, not by choice! and man is it always this right-wing? The topics so far are crime, the dangerousness of bikes, and gas prices.
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Peter Thiel first encountering the concept of the Antichrist
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Peter Thiel first encountering the concept of the Antichrist
These are Jim Harbaugh’s three cars.
saw a vanity Cali plate that read BOLTFN2. this implies the existence of a BOLTFN1 and, logically, a BOLTFAN. so when someone tells you the Chargers have no fans, that’s wrong. there are 3.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
These are Jim Harbaugh’s three cars.
JJ McCarthy is ass, but man the Vikings offensive line is mega-ass. They aren’t giving him much of a chance.
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
JJ McCarthy is ass, but man the Vikings offensive line is mega-ass. They aren’t giving him much of a chance.
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I have orders for the arrest of
John Hampden
Arthur Haselrig
Denzil Holles
John Pym
and
William Strode
John Hampden
Arthur Haselrig
Denzil Holles
John Pym
and
William Strode
arrest them then, mr president
President insists his word is the one and only law in this land.
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have orders for the arrest of
John Hampden
Arthur Haselrig
Denzil Holles
John Pym
and
William Strode
John Hampden
Arthur Haselrig
Denzil Holles
John Pym
and
William Strode