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i saw GET OUT opening night in a packed washington dc theater and i will never forget the crowd pop when allison williams gets killed
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i saw GET OUT opening night in a packed washington dc theater and i will never forget the crowd pop when allison williams gets killed
when every news station in the world keeps showing kilmar abrego garcia in a bulls hat
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
when every news station in the world keeps showing kilmar abrego garcia in a bulls hat
i'm gonna post something like "there is so much business talk in the united club lounge right now #inspiring" on LinkedIn and get 100 new connections
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i'm gonna post something like "there is so much business talk in the united club lounge right now #inspiring" on LinkedIn and get 100 new connections
December 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
my wife to me all damn week before the rosalia presale
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
my wife to me all damn week before the rosalia presale
"sleepy" clarence thomas and "sleepy" sam alito really struggling through this oral argument
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
"sleepy" clarence thomas and "sleepy" sam alito really struggling through this oral argument
this can go a bunch of ways but the only thing this play definitely *isn't* is the call on the field lol
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this can go a bunch of ways but the only thing this play definitely *isn't* is the call on the field lol
you see donald, you did the 𝘲𝘶𝘰. but you didn't actually secure the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥. and that's really the most important half of the bribe, the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥.
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
you see donald, you did the 𝘲𝘶𝘰. but you didn't actually secure the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥. and that's really the most important half of the bribe, the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥.
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
making my immigrant grandmother's christmas cookies, thinking about the absolute fucking demons at the highest levels of our government
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
making my immigrant grandmother's christmas cookies, thinking about the absolute fucking demons at the highest levels of our government
[watching soccer with a hot water bottle on my perennially sore shoulder ] lol look at jordan henderson's old ass out there
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
[watching soccer with a hot water bottle on my perennially sore shoulder ] lol look at jordan henderson's old ass out there
the map is three months old. the election is in 334 days. what the fuck are you talking about
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the map is three months old. the election is in 334 days. what the fuck are you talking about
let it fly j.b.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
let it fly j.b.
if i were google maps i would not highlight the "bubbl'r flavors" that are available at the mariano's adjacent to bubbly creek but that's just me
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
if i were google maps i would not highlight the "bubbl'r flavors" that are available at the mariano's adjacent to bubbly creek but that's just me
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youtube wrapped says i watched "Heat (1995) 'Cause She's Got a Great Ass!'" 411 times (top 1% global users)
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
youtube wrapped says i watched "Heat (1995) 'Cause She's Got a Great Ass!'" 411 times (top 1% global users)
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It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
It is *lunacy* for the ostensibly liberal opposition party to say we shouldn't limit any individual's wealth and power after watching a cadre of fascist billionaires systematically destroy this country. That's probably the single most important thing we *must* do!
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i continue to believe that tottenham hotspur are cursed and it won't be lifted until they right that wrong and bring back pochettino
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i continue to believe that tottenham hotspur are cursed and it won't be lifted until they right that wrong and bring back pochettino
spurs just gave up the worst goal in the history of the premier league
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
spurs just gave up the worst goal in the history of the premier league
philadelphia is now chicago's 51st ward. congratulations to philadelphia, home of chicago's third best sandwich (the cheesesteak)
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
philadelphia is now chicago's 51st ward. congratulations to philadelphia, home of chicago's third best sandwich (the cheesesteak)
football teams should be able to buy more timeouts. $50,000 each.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
football teams should be able to buy more timeouts. $50,000 each.
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“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
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starting to worry that lindsey halligan doesn't have "the juice"
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
starting to worry that lindsey halligan doesn't have "the juice"
handshake meme with "turkey baster"
Good morning. In the past 24 hours, more Americans have Googled “felching” than have searched for “turkey recipes”
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
handshake meme with "turkey baster"
picturing a curb episode where larry tries explaining to cheryl what he meant by that poem
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
picturing a curb episode where larry tries explaining to cheryl what he meant by that poem