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DataShade
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I am not Bob the Angry Flower. I am not a content creator. I am a normie-adjacent weirdo with a lifelong lucky streak of falling into the social orbit of talented and amazing people.

Ok, fine: "reply guy"
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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NYT knows perfectly well the DC shooter got asylum under Trump, but they get multiple orgasms at a chance to mention Biden's name again.
The Trump administration said on Thursday that it was reviewing all asylum cases that were approved under the Biden administration, signaling a broad crackdown in the wake of the shooting of two National Guard members.
U.S. Reviews Biden Asylum Cases After Shooting
A Homeland Security Department spokeswoman accused the previous administration of failing to vet asylum applicants “on a massive scale.”
nyti.ms
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Dude who took health insurance and food stamps from more Americans than any Speaker in US history wants you to know how tough he's got it.
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Trump is to blame for her death. She should have been with family for the holidays, not performing dumb security theater for a fascist pedophile.
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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They like Trump and want to help him
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Contrast these ledes.

Left, NYT.

Right, Reuters.

www.reuters.com/world/us/off...
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Asked if he’ll attend the funeral of the slain National Guard member from West Virginia, Trump immediately pivots to talking about how popular he is in that state
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Endowing a faculty position runs about $2–3 million, in case you were wondering
LSU confirms Kelly was fired 'without cause' and is owed his full $54 million buyout
Former LSU coach Brian Kelly has received a letter from LSU confirming that he was fired without cause and is owed his full $54 million buyout.
apnews.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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"STARTS WORKING IN SECONDS!" from over the counter medicines, now printed on the side of a baseball bat
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Idk wtf I was thinking lol
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Let's be honest: America forgot about Afghanistan entirely
Americans please stop sounding like you don't know Afghans who received US visas after 2003 were CIA trained. You sound ignorant. We didn't give them visas because we bombed their homes.
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I once again invite the online democrats who think that Trump and Musk are evil because they do drugs or think the biggest possible slam is to call them gay — have you considered admitting you’re just Reagan Republicans
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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It’s 6 *times* 7
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Thank you! It’s always an honor and a joy to work with @chucktingle.bsky.social! He is a true buckaroo!
@marawilson.bsky.social your narration of Chuck Tingle’s new book is great. I think this is the third one I’ve heard you read, outstanding stuff
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I hope that this doesn't just become about "Nuzzi is bad" but fosters a wider recognition that our culture of political journalism that didn't just tolerate her, but promoted and celebrated her even after the allegations were known, is rotten to the core and has been for a long time.
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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lordy
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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One of these days…

pic unrelated
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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The obvious question of "500 more troops to do what?" has no good answer, but many bad ones.
Place National Guard in harm’s way for no good reason. Two members are tragically and unnecessarily shot. The reckless regime’s response: We’re sending 500 more National Guard troops! What a disgrace.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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"political violence is never acceptable," is a phrase you don't hear politicians say after cops beat the shit out of peaceful demonstrators
September 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM