Chris Calogero
@realchriscal.bsky.social
Comedian from New Jersey living in Los Angeles. Featured in The NY Times, Funny or Die, Paste Magazine, and GMA Day.
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📢 Hey Bay Area people!
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
📢 Hey Bay Area people!
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
I put a framed Sarah Connor print in a group show at IceHouse Gallery in Petaluma, California - opening tonight from 5-7pm!
And I'm right there with Sarah regarding her opinion of AI, too.
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CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CEO hopping on zoom to address employee concerns
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There's a character in this week's HEATED RIVALRY who is a straight up @realchriscal.bsky.social character. He's a low key New York dad who just really loves and is extremely supportive of his gay son.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There's a character in this week's HEATED RIVALRY who is a straight up @realchriscal.bsky.social character. He's a low key New York dad who just really loves and is extremely supportive of his gay son.
This is what I have always thought about the people who are famous for decades and decades, they become unmoored from the day-to-day realities of the world. You gotta have a little bit of bullshit in your life, man,
I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is what I have always thought about the people who are famous for decades and decades, they become unmoored from the day-to-day realities of the world. You gotta have a little bit of bullshit in your life, man,
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A very cool episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social just dropped….we got to do an audio commentary on THE PILOT of THE X-FILES with director Robert Mandel! Really great talk. Check it out wherever you get podcasts!
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A very cool episode of @heythatsmepod.bsky.social just dropped….we got to do an audio commentary on THE PILOT of THE X-FILES with director Robert Mandel! Really great talk. Check it out wherever you get podcasts!
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DIE HARD is a Christmas movie. This should prove it at long last. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com @realchriscal.bsky.social
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A Die Hard Christmas Carol
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December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
DIE HARD is a Christmas movie. This should prove it at long last. @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @shudder.com @realchriscal.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xca_...
We call this pose the “let it rip, Bubba!”
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We call this pose the “let it rip, Bubba!”
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"Small Business Saturday" is a good time to get big laughs by supporting a great comic; buy yourself this album.
Today marks one year since my debut comedy album “Husky Boy” was released. It’s my proudest professional accomplishment. It falls on the birthday of my friend Amy Daulton who passed away 10 years ago. That was not by accident. This will be an album and Amy thread in celebration
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Small Business Saturday" is a good time to get big laughs by supporting a great comic; buy yourself this album.
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In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.
Today marks one year since my debut comedy album “Husky Boy” was released. It’s my proudest professional accomplishment. It falls on the birthday of my friend Amy Daulton who passed away 10 years ago. That was not by accident. This will be an album and Amy thread in celebration
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.
In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.
Today marks one year since my debut comedy album “Husky Boy” was released. It’s my proudest professional accomplishment. It falls on the birthday of my friend Amy Daulton who passed away 10 years ago. That was not by accident. This will be an album and Amy thread in celebration
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In a post Thanksgiving haze? Perfect time to check out my album Husky Boy! It’s dumb and fun and made from love! Stack up a leftover sandwich, light the fire, crack a tall boy and enjoy.
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Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
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Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.
July 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Ordering Nachos for delivery is the saddest way to eat one of the greatest foods.
When I die please make sure you saved a little pasta water to throw on top of me before they lower the casket.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
When I die please make sure you saved a little pasta water to throw on top of me before they lower the casket.
I’ve started this big project where I’m going through every comedy set I recorded on my phone dating back to 2012 so I can finally delete them and I just want to say of you didn’t book me on your show back then I finally understand and I’m sorry I was salty about it. Good lord.
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’ve started this big project where I’m going through every comedy set I recorded on my phone dating back to 2012 so I can finally delete them and I just want to say of you didn’t book me on your show back then I finally understand and I’m sorry I was salty about it. Good lord.
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Finally a MANLY guide to saying what you’re thankful for this holiday season! Sorry ladies, men thankful now!
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My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
November 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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1. 'Enemies to friends' involving douchebag/baddie from Act 1 (or better still, Movie 1)
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
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2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
1. 'Enemies to friends' involving douchebag/baddie from Act 1 (or better still, Movie 1)
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...
2. Thunder mixing with distant gunfire/explosions whilst the camera shows a rainstorm/nature shot
3. Any and every 'chief of police' stereotype. As shown here:
bsky.app/profile/real...
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Straight outta Jersey with the facts
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Straight outta Jersey with the facts
Just when you lost hope all of a sudden the release of the Pee Tape feels closer than ever! Life happens fast.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Just when you lost hope all of a sudden the release of the Pee Tape feels closer than ever! Life happens fast.
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It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
October 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s da uncle who by all surface appearances looks like he’s about to ruin a dinner with his opinion about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl but surprise he’s on da right side! A good guy who gets it!
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
Never forget who sold us out:
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
Hassan
King
Cortez-Masto
Shaheen
Kaine
Fetterman
Durbin
Rosen
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
- Ta-Nehisi Coates
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This!
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This!
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If the sandwich physically hurt someone who was wearing a bulletproof vest then it sounds like a good hefty fucking sangwich, one you pretend you’re not gonna be able to eat in one sitting, and I want to know who made that daddy.
I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!
November 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I got a short film I’m trying to make. I’ve never pulled off getting a production off the ground and am looking for any and all advice about making this happen. Anyone got the goods in terms of advice or guidance I would love to hear about it. Let’s make stuff forever!