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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 8h

Asking what the MAGA movement should do about groypers is like asking what a stool should do about one of its legs.

Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 1d

One of the most influential U.S. Vice Presidents in history died yesterday and the sitting President, a member of the same party, hasn't said a word.

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tara 🦃 @magnolia2010.bsky.social · 1d

i gotta be honest, the jay jones thing never hit with me because the fash say things way worse than that, with worse language, and *do* worse every day. like. ok? he sent bad texts? y'all murder innocent venezuelans in violation of international law and will never see heaven?

Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 1d

The funniest reactions to the elections are the Republicans on Twitter saying stuff like “well after Jay Jones won, we are never taking scandals seriously again, we will nominate candidates who have no morals and say anything!!!” - like I’m just not sure anyone is going to notice the difference

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Doc Beechler @docbeechler.bsky.social · 3d

Art by Kerry Callen

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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 3d

I drew a three-panel comic on paper that is not good for inking, so here’s a sketchy one

Panel 1: podcaster says “people say it’s a cliche, but it’s true. cash is the better part of money”

panel 2: other podcaster says “oh yeah. for sure.” while looking at his phone

panel 3: a google search for ‘can you get one of your balls replaced with a wolf’s ball’

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5d

You heard me

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 3d

Project 2029

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Johnson: "If they had no filibuster, they would pack the SCOTUS. You'd go from 9 to 17 or however many liberals they could pack. You would make DC & Puerto Rico into states, which would give 4 additional Democrat senators & make us a permanent minority. You'd see massive restrictions of 2A rights"

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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 4d

One thing about the whole Andrew Windsor shitshow that hasn't been broached in the UK at all is that his protection only lasted as long as his mother was alive. Would be interesting to see the implications of that sinking in to the British nation as a whole.

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 6d

They ain't for walking in.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 6d

When I say "I have a conflict with this meeting" I do not mean that I have another meeting at the same time.

What I mean is, I take ubmrage against it. I have a feud with it on a historic scale.

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 6d

Happy Halloween! Don't trust any witches today. (Except me.)

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 6d

I'm so sick of all these star wars.

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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 6d

oh my god

"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles."

I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 7d

A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on

Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”

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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 7d

Irish character named Almon Doyle

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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · 7d

Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior

bring on the dancing turkeys @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 7d

sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting

In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.

www.yahoo.com

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 7d

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 7d

That's what Hell is.

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Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 8d

I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 8d

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 8d

What were the overheard words by the Nazi child, masturbating in the bathroom?

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 8d

My take on Platner is that if we accept every single thing he says as true, it means he's a dumb guy, and there are already way too many dumb guys running things.

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 8d

No one survives Lesbian Purge.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 9d

Ok in fairness to the media, "Man has extremely normal life experience, yet wants to become mayor of New York City, a job fit only for madmen and sex offenders" kinda is a story

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Lizzy Esq. @lizzyraven.bsky.social · 9d

Having come of age in the late 1990s/early aughts one thing I find really upsetting about AI is the fact that the previous period of unrestrained technological growth created countless new jobs and skillsets, and the stated goal of AI is to eliminate jobs and human skills altogether.

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MasterCard Lola Powertrain Engineer @stuckfuelnozzle.bsky.social · 9d

The Internet is for reading blogs about the Iraq war and watching strongbad emails

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