Lizzy Esq.
@lizzyraven.bsky.social
Save it for church on Sunday, Glenn. We already got the green light from legal.
Male statistician or female tattoo artist?
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Male statistician or female tattoo artist?
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When you absolutely, positively, have to get your holiday party guests the HELL out of your house
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
When you absolutely, positively, have to get your holiday party guests the HELL out of your house
Just heard a recent recording of O Holy Night that changed "the slave is our brother" to "the enslaved are our brothers" and let me just say no, you don't have to do that.
December 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just heard a recent recording of O Holy Night that changed "the slave is our brother" to "the enslaved are our brothers" and let me just say no, you don't have to do that.
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Bordighera, Italy, by Helmut Newton, 1982.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Bordighera, Italy, by Helmut Newton, 1982.
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Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be
Yes, by all means, everyone should be investing in stocks. We're gonna need them.
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Yes, by all means, everyone should be investing in stocks. We're gonna need them.
The Sarah McLachlan/Barenaked Ladies recording of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen is peak Canadian blandness. Absolutely nothing going on. Pure gristle. It sounds like a high school theater couple doing karaoke. It's bad.
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Sarah McLachlan/Barenaked Ladies recording of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen is peak Canadian blandness. Absolutely nothing going on. Pure gristle. It sounds like a high school theater couple doing karaoke. It's bad.
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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one of the funnier aspects to the AI backlash is the fact that they're negatively polarizing much of the tech enthusiast demographic against them by making hobbyist PC building functionally unaffordable
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
one of the funnier aspects to the AI backlash is the fact that they're negatively polarizing much of the tech enthusiast demographic against them by making hobbyist PC building functionally unaffordable
This is Trump all the time.
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This is Trump all the time.
I've been watching 30 Rock and it's amazing how it predicted, first as satire, so many crappy things about the 2020s. E.g., one of the biggest movies of 2025 is a movie based on a musical based on a [book based on a book popularized by a] movie.
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I've been watching 30 Rock and it's amazing how it predicted, first as satire, so many crappy things about the 2020s. E.g., one of the biggest movies of 2025 is a movie based on a musical based on a [book based on a book popularized by a] movie.
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He was buddies with a pedo but in a tasteful, honorable way
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He was buddies with a pedo but in a tasteful, honorable way
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Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, it is
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It was so wholesome that RUN-DMC sampled it...
🗣It's Christmas time and we got the spirit 🎄
🗣It's Christmas time and we got the spirit 🎄
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It was so wholesome that RUN-DMC sampled it...
🗣It's Christmas time and we got the spirit 🎄
🗣It's Christmas time and we got the spirit 🎄
One of my favorite Rob Reiner moments is this clip of him getting absolutely nailed by a Carol O'Connor ad lib and masterfully playing it off to save the scene. He was a brilliant comedic actor in addition to a genius director.
All In The Family UNSCRIPTED! - Archie makes Mike laugh #AllintheFamily #ArchieBunker #RobReiner
YouTube video by Curb Your Meemz
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December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
One of my favorite Rob Reiner moments is this clip of him getting absolutely nailed by a Carol O'Connor ad lib and masterfully playing it off to save the scene. He was a brilliant comedic actor in addition to a genius director.
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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Shrooms 2 just dropped
Experts Explore New Mushroom Which Causes Fairytale-Like Hallucinations
Between traditional folklore and modern biology, the wild forest floor and the sterile scientific laboratory, lies the story of the lilliputian mushroom.
nhmu.utah.edu
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Shrooms 2 just dropped
Fittingly, Trump in his cowboy hat looks just like Fred Phelps.
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Fittingly, Trump in his cowboy hat looks just like Fred Phelps.
Annual reminder that Thurl Ravenscroft, the singer of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," was the original and longtime voice of Tony the Tiger, and in fact came up with the slogan "They're grr-eat!"
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Annual reminder that Thurl Ravenscroft, the singer of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," was the original and longtime voice of Tony the Tiger, and in fact came up with the slogan "They're grr-eat!"