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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The spirits:
The spirits:
I’m surprised this is happening this quickly, I expected this to be the last match of the group to stretch the Death Riders turning on Mox out a bit
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite
8/7c, TBS + HBO Max
This Wednesday, 12/3!
Continental Classic Blue League
Claudio Castagnoli vs Jon Moxley
It's the battle of The Death Riders! The Blue League Point leaders, Moxley and his general, Claudio, face off LIVE on Dynamite, THIS WEDNESDAY!
8/7c, TBS + HBO Max
This Wednesday, 12/3!
Continental Classic Blue League
Claudio Castagnoli vs Jon Moxley
It's the battle of The Death Riders! The Blue League Point leaders, Moxley and his general, Claudio, face off LIVE on Dynamite, THIS WEDNESDAY!
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m surprised this is happening this quickly, I expected this to be the last match of the group to stretch the Death Riders turning on Mox out a bit
OK, festivities have wound down for the night and… I’ve gone the entire day being called Brie, getting my pronouns mostly right, feeling like an appreciated and respected member of the family.
I know a lot of people like me didn’t get to have that today, and I hope that changes for you.
I know a lot of people like me didn’t get to have that today, and I hope that changes for you.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
OK, festivities have wound down for the night and… I’ve gone the entire day being called Brie, getting my pronouns mostly right, feeling like an appreciated and respected member of the family.
I know a lot of people like me didn’t get to have that today, and I hope that changes for you.
I know a lot of people like me didn’t get to have that today, and I hope that changes for you.
We have got to fix the kickoff out of bounds rule in the NFL
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We have got to fix the kickoff out of bounds rule in the NFL
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Phantogram (x2)
Metallica
LCD Soundsystem
Spoon
Car Seat Headrest
Phantogram (x2)
Metallica
LCD Soundsystem
Spoon
Car Seat Headrest
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Mitski
Boris
Thundercat
Dr. Dog
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Mitski
Boris
Thundercat
Dr. Dog
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
- miku expo
- i went to like a wiggles concert when i was 5
- also the doodlebops
- i think that's it lmao
- miku expo
- i went to like a wiggles concert when i was 5
- also the doodlebops
- i think that's it lmao
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to:
Phantogram (x2)
Metallica
LCD Soundsystem
Spoon
Car Seat Headrest
Phantogram (x2)
Metallica
LCD Soundsystem
Spoon
Car Seat Headrest
Kentucky fans nod grimly
Make Carrington Valentine tackle is a pretty reasonable strategy for how to beat the Packers
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Kentucky fans nod grimly
In lieu of doing a gratitude thread right now, I’m going to say the following:
The last 18 months have shown me just how many of you I have to be truly thankful for, and I am beyond grateful that so many of you have done so much to be supportive of me, of Link, of our entire family.
The last 18 months have shown me just how many of you I have to be truly thankful for, and I am beyond grateful that so many of you have done so much to be supportive of me, of Link, of our entire family.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In lieu of doing a gratitude thread right now, I’m going to say the following:
The last 18 months have shown me just how many of you I have to be truly thankful for, and I am beyond grateful that so many of you have done so much to be supportive of me, of Link, of our entire family.
The last 18 months have shown me just how many of you I have to be truly thankful for, and I am beyond grateful that so many of you have done so much to be supportive of me, of Link, of our entire family.
Nice to see the Lions dressed as the Lions today
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Nice to see the Lions dressed as the Lions today
Co-Star it is a federal holiday please calm down
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Co-Star it is a federal holiday please calm down
Just watched one of my sisters-in-law misgender a very obviously female bulldog
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just watched one of my sisters-in-law misgender a very obviously female bulldog
Surprising discovery: Evan knows how to play Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star on the piano
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Surprising discovery: Evan knows how to play Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star on the piano
A rare still life of Lexford Ontario Smithington Smithford Smith
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A rare still life of Lexford Ontario Smithington Smithford Smith
Oh how festive for Thanksgiving, “Running Up That Hill” to introduce the Demogorgon float featuring the current lineup of Foreigner lip-syncing to the studio track of “Cold As Ice” that none of them played on
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Oh how festive for Thanksgiving, “Running Up That Hill” to introduce the Demogorgon float featuring the current lineup of Foreigner lip-syncing to the studio track of “Cold As Ice” that none of them played on
Did I get promoted to turkey chef? You know it.
Just had to tell my sister-in-law “we’re trusting AB, not AI” when it comes to cooking a turkey because Alton Brown has done it before
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Did I get promoted to turkey chef? You know it.
Just had to tell my sister-in-law “we’re trusting AB, not AI” when it comes to cooking a turkey because Alton Brown has done it before
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Just had to tell my sister-in-law “we’re trusting AB, not AI” when it comes to cooking a turkey because Alton Brown has done it before
“Battery”, Metallica, Master of Puppets
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
“Drive”, R.E.M., Automatic For The People
“We Die Young”, Alice In Chains, Facelift
“Everything Hits At Once”, Spoon, Girls Can Tell
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
“Drive”, R.E.M., Automatic For The People
“We Die Young”, Alice In Chains, Facelift
“Everything Hits At Once”, Spoon, Girls Can Tell
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
“Battery”, Metallica, Master of Puppets
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
“Drive”, R.E.M., Automatic For The People
“We Die Young”, Alice In Chains, Facelift
“Everything Hits At Once”, Spoon, Girls Can Tell
“Dance Yrself Clean”, LCD Soundsystem, This Is Happening
“Drive”, R.E.M., Automatic For The People
“We Die Young”, Alice In Chains, Facelift
“Everything Hits At Once”, Spoon, Girls Can Tell
Link, reading Red Wings updates: “Puck in crowd, that doesn’t sound good!”
Me: “Yeah, there’s a staging of A Midsummer Night’s Dream in section 125.”
Me: “Yeah, there’s a staging of A Midsummer Night’s Dream in section 125.”
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Link, reading Red Wings updates: “Puck in crowd, that doesn’t sound good!”
Me: “Yeah, there’s a staging of A Midsummer Night’s Dream in section 125.”
Me: “Yeah, there’s a staging of A Midsummer Night’s Dream in section 125.”
An upcoming episode features a new Christmas song about Toronto written and performed by Steven Page!
best we've got right now is Murdoch Mysteries, a detective show set in late 1800's Toronto, where the lead characters regularly invent modern technology by accident. Detective Murdoch created the Roomba. Tatiana Maslany's brother plays a gay jewish cop. It's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
An upcoming episode features a new Christmas song about Toronto written and performed by Steven Page!
This is the worst two minutes of standup I have ever witnessed
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is the worst two minutes of standup I have ever witnessed
If you’re lucky enough to have a trans person at your table this week, some advice:
- Use their name! We picked our names because they’re what we wanted to be called, we love to hear them.
- Ask their pronouns and use them. I know you think defaulting to they/them is avoiding misgendering, but no.
- Use their name! We picked our names because they’re what we wanted to be called, we love to hear them.
- Ask their pronouns and use them. I know you think defaulting to they/them is avoiding misgendering, but no.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If you’re lucky enough to have a trans person at your table this week, some advice:
- Use their name! We picked our names because they’re what we wanted to be called, we love to hear them.
- Ask their pronouns and use them. I know you think defaulting to they/them is avoiding misgendering, but no.
- Use their name! We picked our names because they’re what we wanted to be called, we love to hear them.
- Ask their pronouns and use them. I know you think defaulting to they/them is avoiding misgendering, but no.
What’s hilarious is that “video game t-shirt and cargo shorts” was my uniform for YEARS
If youre a self aware egg trying to get force femmed by a bunch of trans gals, this is the sluttiest outfit you can wear
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What’s hilarious is that “video game t-shirt and cargo shorts” was my uniform for YEARS
Question for the Louisville crew: why the hell is WAVE framing the anchor so tight? They’re in so close on her at the desk I can see her pores!
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Question for the Louisville crew: why the hell is WAVE framing the anchor so tight? They’re in so close on her at the desk I can see her pores!
Just saw a Morgan & Morgan commercial where Steamboat Willie crashes into Minnie’s car and I’m honestly shocked that even with two disclaimers they were willing to run it
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Just saw a Morgan & Morgan commercial where Steamboat Willie crashes into Minnie’s car and I’m honestly shocked that even with two disclaimers they were willing to run it