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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn
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"I've Had Pizzas More Supreme Than This Court" T-shirt - $18.82 - wondershout
Buy this product for only $18.82
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If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:
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wondershout.printify.me/product/2352...
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Looking and feeling really cute tonight and wearing a shirt from the first concert I ever attended as myself.
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Looking and feeling really cute tonight and wearing a shirt from the first concert I ever attended as myself.
Wait did y'all think that shit was real? Of course it was bad role-play
Look, AI is the future, it doesn't matter that half the time it turns out to be a mechanical turk.
It's like how smartphones were the future, but for most of their first decade of sales, half of all smartphones were just refurbished Gameboys that were painted black.
It's like how smartphones were the future, but for most of their first decade of sales, half of all smartphones were just refurbished Gameboys that were painted black.
Moltbook Looked Like An Emerging AI Society, But Humans Were Pulling The Strings
Moltbook is a platform described as a social network built exclusively for AI agents, but now it seems that humans were pulling the strings.
www.forbes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Wait did y'all think that shit was real? Of course it was bad role-play
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and here's a collection of my favorite signs (cropped so the people holding them aren't identifiable)
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
and here's a collection of my favorite signs (cropped so the people holding them aren't identifiable)
We’re gonna win
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
We’re gonna win
I just laughed so hard I startled the dog
Corey Lajoie was playing with house money and found a way to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I just laughed so hard I startled the dog
Oh goddammit Dillon
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Oh goddammit Dillon
Somebody’s about to do something stupid out there.
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Somebody’s about to do something stupid out there.
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If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at [email protected] or millionbear.44 on Signal.
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you're currently a student at a college with a faculty member who showed up in the Epstein files, I'd like to talk to you about the campus response for an article. You can reach me at [email protected] or millionbear.44 on Signal.
You know what? Cut the check and I’ll do it
AI is so inherently popular that companies are paying influencers up to $600,000 to tell people how awesome it is:
aftermath.site/ai-influencer-...
aftermath.site/ai-influencer-...
February 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
You know what? Cut the check and I’ll do it
Hey @olliemcclellan.bsky.social we got a live one
Some criminal defense lawyer in Canada is about to wish they could have a "dipshit client" surcharge
www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...
www.reddit.com/r/legaladvic...
From the legaladvicecanada community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the legaladvicecanada community
www.reddit.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Hey @olliemcclellan.bsky.social we got a live one
You can put it on the board
Subscription to girlhood renewed at 0.3mL
February 12, 2026 at 9:39 PM
You can put it on the board
I mean, he’s not on here that much but I’ve known @barretlee.bsky.social since the first day of third grade
watching John Green talk about his buddy from high school who is still his friend and I’m curious, is that common for people on here?
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I mean, he’s not on here that much but I’ve known @barretlee.bsky.social since the first day of third grade
It's shot time in a little while and thank goodness because the emotions are emotioning in ways I don't care for right now
February 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It's shot time in a little while and thank goodness because the emotions are emotioning in ways I don't care for right now
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In addition to lending us his talents on-screen, Trace Beaulieu will be art director for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
In addition to lending us his talents on-screen, Trace Beaulieu will be art director for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
Hmm... @senorblanxo.bsky.social, thoughts on this and the interviewee?
February 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hmm... @senorblanxo.bsky.social, thoughts on this and the interviewee?
Folks, I know this isn't going to be a popular sentiment on this website, but I'm gonna say it: churches are not your enemies here.
Reddit atheism and Republicans have made you skeptical, I get it, but there are churches out there talking the talk and walking the walk.
Reddit atheism and Republicans have made you skeptical, I get it, but there are churches out there talking the talk and walking the walk.
It's corny as hell but the solution to fascism is loving thy neighbor
This is all due to the incredible resistance of the people of Minnesota.
Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.
I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
Their resilience - and their determination - helped enforce the Constitution in a way that political elites in Congress and the courts did not or could not.
I have never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Folks, I know this isn't going to be a popular sentiment on this website, but I'm gonna say it: churches are not your enemies here.
Reddit atheism and Republicans have made you skeptical, I get it, but there are churches out there talking the talk and walking the walk.
Reddit atheism and Republicans have made you skeptical, I get it, but there are churches out there talking the talk and walking the walk.
Hinch and Dario doing a truck race, just perfectly normal things going on
www.spire-motorsports.com/news/2026/fe...
www.spire-motorsports.com/news/2026/fe...
James Hinchcliffe Teams up with Spire Motorsports for CRAFTSMAN Truck Series Debut
Six-time NTT INDYCAR SERIES winner James Hinchcliffe to pilot the Spire Motorsports No. 77 Chevrolet Silverado RST in Grand Prix of St. Petersburg.
www.spire-motorsports.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hinch and Dario doing a truck race, just perfectly normal things going on
www.spire-motorsports.com/news/2026/fe...
www.spire-motorsports.com/news/2026/fe...
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
At this point, it's semi-retired AEW wrestler Chuck Taylor, who was a couple years behind me in school. I was friends with his cousin and hung out with him briefly at an Old School Wrestling show in Hardin right when he was starting training
At this point, it's semi-retired AEW wrestler Chuck Taylor, who was a couple years behind me in school. I was friends with his cousin and hung out with him briefly at an Old School Wrestling show in Hardin right when he was starting training
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
At this point, it's semi-retired AEW wrestler Chuck Taylor, who was a couple years behind me in school. I was friends with his cousin and hung out with him briefly at an Old School Wrestling show in Hardin right when he was starting training
At this point, it's semi-retired AEW wrestler Chuck Taylor, who was a couple years behind me in school. I was friends with his cousin and hung out with him briefly at an Old School Wrestling show in Hardin right when he was starting training
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Hmmm. Louder then.
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Hmmm. Louder then.
I, for one, am shocked that a white girl from Lake Orion would use racial slurs.
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
‘Rehab Addict’ Canceled by HGTV After Host Nicole Curtis Uses Racial Slur During Filming
HGTV has canceled its home restoration series, Rehab Addict, after host Nicole Curtis was caught using a racial slur during filming.
bit.ly
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I, for one, am shocked that a white girl from Lake Orion would use racial slurs.
Oh darn, there’s an IT problem and no one can connect to anything
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Oh darn, there’s an IT problem and no one can connect to anything
Co-sign
Popular opinion: it’s nice to follow Emoria on the app Bluesky
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Co-sign
If the Dorley basement were real, Nick here would be a prime candidate to become Nicki
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 PM
If the Dorley basement were real, Nick here would be a prime candidate to become Nicki
In about two weeks…
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
In about two weeks…
NASCAR hot take: if she'd gotten a real shot, Kelley Earnhardt Miller would have been the first woman to win a Cup race
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 AM
NASCAR hot take: if she'd gotten a real shot, Kelley Earnhardt Miller would have been the first woman to win a Cup race