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Madame Brie-ota 🔮

@briesmith.xyz

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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn Shirts and more! https://www.teepublic.com/user/wondershout Signal:@quietude38.04

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 14d

If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h

Kid is living my best life

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h

I think someone gave it to me, I was 6, I have seen the film and remember the mass merchandising effort around it but I don't believe I saw it in the theater

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h

Poorly?

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h

I believe I had this shirt

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h

No, the second one is Glen

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h

Was it? I was of the impression it didn't really make back what it needed to

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 7h

And that’s why you pay Jameson Williams

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

Harrison Butker holding a partner that’s done with the relationship hostage over money seems about right

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

Yes, he’s not actually of THOSE Cookbooks

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

The Life of A Shooting Guard

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

I know @glenmaffews.bsky.social real name and it would be at best the third thing I would call him

When I met @actioncookbook.com I called him Cookbook and I knew his shoot name

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

C’mon, rule of cool, guys

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

I love that she’s wearing his jersey but the nameplate says “Daddy”

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

Well, like the flag says, if you seek a pleasant peninsula, look around you

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

No but seriously

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

Link: “What the heck is a microgreen?”

Me: “It’s like a regular green, but smaller.”

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 8h

Nah, needs to be somewhere we’re not using for other purposes later

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

This is where I wish the old WGN Superstation was still available

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

Wait, we have to blow the pontoons up?

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

Good work, @notarizona.bsky.social

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

Try these fuckers in the Oakland Coliseum with the gallows in front of Mount Davis.

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

Forget The Hague, these trials need to be held in Los Angeles, in Chicago, somewhere right here where they can’t be dismissed or ignored.

A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 9h

Send every ICE employee to the fucking Hague.

Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 11h

ICE kidnapped a 7th-grader with a pending asylum claim and spirited him out of state without notifying his parents, seemingly with the cooperation of the local police in Everett, MA.

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

Tenders are great. Salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne, oregano, sage and parsley in the dredge; three-step breading with flour/cornstarch, beaten egg, then seasoned flour dredge. Fried at 325 until GBD and cooked through

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

That state of mind, sadly, is “fuck unions” so I avoid going if I can help it

Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 9h

My late wife had an associate’s from Barton Community College…?