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If you missed it yesterday (and you probably did,) I launched a new store to start moving away from Teepublic, and my first new product speaks directly to the moment:
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Happy Valentine’s Day!
February 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Canada’s on a power play and can’t get the puck out of their own zone, what the hell
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Canada’s on a power play and can’t get the puck out of their own zone, what the hell
I don’t know who that was that almost LePaged the field but I’d be pissed
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I don’t know who that was that almost LePaged the field but I’d be pissed
A friend of @dotdotexe.dftba.social’s is organizing an open mic night in a couple weeks and I’ve been asked to participate.
I have a tight five written, do I dare go up and do stand-up?
I have a tight five written, do I dare go up and do stand-up?
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
A friend of @dotdotexe.dftba.social’s is organizing an open mic night in a couple weeks and I’ve been asked to participate.
I have a tight five written, do I dare go up and do stand-up?
I have a tight five written, do I dare go up and do stand-up?
Did someone explain to Hovercar that this isn’t Mooncar and he can’t drive like a dipshit?
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Did someone explain to Hovercar that this isn’t Mooncar and he can’t drive like a dipshit?
“Lady Justice has been raped
Truth assassin
Rolls of red tape seal your lips
Now you’re done in
Their money tips her scales again
Make your deal
Just what is truth? I cannot tell
Cannot feel”
This song was written in 1988 and it feels more relevant now than ever.
Truth assassin
Rolls of red tape seal your lips
Now you’re done in
Their money tips her scales again
Make your deal
Just what is truth? I cannot tell
Cannot feel”
This song was written in 1988 and it feels more relevant now than ever.
...And Justice for All (Remastered)
open.spotify.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
“Lady Justice has been raped
Truth assassin
Rolls of red tape seal your lips
Now you’re done in
Their money tips her scales again
Make your deal
Just what is truth? I cannot tell
Cannot feel”
This song was written in 1988 and it feels more relevant now than ever.
Truth assassin
Rolls of red tape seal your lips
Now you’re done in
Their money tips her scales again
Make your deal
Just what is truth? I cannot tell
Cannot feel”
This song was written in 1988 and it feels more relevant now than ever.
Think maybe the pressure got to this kid
February 13, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Think maybe the pressure got to this kid
I just started giggling with joy at watching @billcorbett.bsky.social and Kevin in this
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I just started giggling with joy at watching @billcorbett.bsky.social and Kevin in this
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So Meijer's grocery aisle has an aisle labeled Portable Snacks. This seems to imply that, in addition to the Cheez-It and then the Extra Big Cheez-It, there exists also a Cheez-It too large to be moved.
( #SizeSky ?)
( #SizeSky ?)
February 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
So Meijer's grocery aisle has an aisle labeled Portable Snacks. This seems to imply that, in addition to the Cheez-It and then the Extra Big Cheez-It, there exists also a Cheez-It too large to be moved.
( #SizeSky ?)
( #SizeSky ?)
[redacted to comply with Bluesky TOS]
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
[redacted to comply with Bluesky TOS]
“That was all my footage, my cameras, my house-it was not for HGTV, not for a show, no one would have ever seen the footage -I just didn’t want it there because it was a moment of deep regret and shame.”
You get how that’s worse, right?
You get how that’s worse, right?
Nicole Curtis apologizes for using racial slur, says video was ‘stolen, then manipulated’
Nicole Curtis posted an apology in which she said the racial slur video that led to HGTV canceling “Rehab Addict” was filmed on her personal time and later “stolen, then manipulated,” and "sold to a t...
www.clickondetroit.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
“That was all my footage, my cameras, my house-it was not for HGTV, not for a show, no one would have ever seen the footage -I just didn’t want it there because it was a moment of deep regret and shame.”
You get how that’s worse, right?
You get how that’s worse, right?
The parallels between “this is how we have to communicate things to executive leaders” and “this is how we have to communicate things to an AuDHD 9-year-old” are really a sign that there’s a certain level of career advancement where people become infantile and unable to think for themselves
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The parallels between “this is how we have to communicate things to executive leaders” and “this is how we have to communicate things to an AuDHD 9-year-old” are really a sign that there’s a certain level of career advancement where people become infantile and unable to think for themselves
Happy Friday! Let’s tear down the horrible world the billionaire pedophiles have built and build a more just, equitable, respectful society
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Happy Friday! Let’s tear down the horrible world the billionaire pedophiles have built and build a more just, equitable, respectful society
Good grief. My car payment has never been late the entire time I’ve had this car.
The bank just called me, today, on my due date, because I hadn’t paid it yet. That’s aggressive.
The bank just called me, today, on my due date, because I hadn’t paid it yet. That’s aggressive.
February 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Good grief. My car payment has never been late the entire time I’ve had this car.
The bank just called me, today, on my due date, because I hadn’t paid it yet. That’s aggressive.
The bank just called me, today, on my due date, because I hadn’t paid it yet. That’s aggressive.
This was incredibly sad, and I feel for the friends and family of these people, but the extend to which Clawson has made Alex Verner its personality since she died is a little creepy and weird
It has been three years since three Michigan State students were killed and five others injured during a shooting on campus.
Michigan State University to host bell ringing, other commemorative activities honoring Feb. 13 victims
It has been three years since three Michigan State students were killed and five others injured during a shooting on campus.
www.cbsnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This was incredibly sad, and I feel for the friends and family of these people, but the extend to which Clawson has made Alex Verner its personality since she died is a little creepy and weird
I figured NBC would do this, they used Roundball Rock for Olympic basketball starting in 2008 before they had the NBA back, they know people connect with these songs
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
I figured NBC would do this, they used Roundball Rock for Olympic basketball starting in 2008 before they had the NBA back, they know people connect with these songs
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they gotta fix this shit ASAP
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 AM
they gotta fix this shit ASAP
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Looking and feeling really cute tonight and wearing a shirt from the first concert I ever attended as myself.
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Looking and feeling really cute tonight and wearing a shirt from the first concert I ever attended as myself.
Wait did y'all think that shit was real? Of course it was bad role-play
Look, AI is the future, it doesn't matter that half the time it turns out to be a mechanical turk.
It's like how smartphones were the future, but for most of their first decade of sales, half of all smartphones were just refurbished Gameboys that were painted black.
It's like how smartphones were the future, but for most of their first decade of sales, half of all smartphones were just refurbished Gameboys that were painted black.
Moltbook Looked Like An Emerging AI Society, But Humans Were Pulling The Strings
Moltbook is a platform described as a social network built exclusively for AI agents, but now it seems that humans were pulling the strings.
www.forbes.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Wait did y'all think that shit was real? Of course it was bad role-play
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and here's a collection of my favorite signs (cropped so the people holding them aren't identifiable)
February 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
and here's a collection of my favorite signs (cropped so the people holding them aren't identifiable)
We’re gonna win
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
We’re gonna win
I just laughed so hard I startled the dog
Corey Lajoie was playing with house money and found a way to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy
February 13, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I just laughed so hard I startled the dog
Oh goddammit Dillon
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Oh goddammit Dillon
Somebody’s about to do something stupid out there.
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Somebody’s about to do something stupid out there.