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The Internet's foremost Rory Gilmore hater. Still the Ray Kroc Professor of Cheeseburger Sciences, Hamburger University. Kentucky Colonel. She/her. #bbn
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Especially when there's an excellent one right here:
bsky.app/profile/brie...
bsky.app/profile/brie...
This was my late wife’s apple pie recipe. It has never failed to be absolutely delicious or beloved by everyone. (Recipe is also in alt text if you want to copy/paste.)
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Especially when there's an excellent one right here:
bsky.app/profile/brie...
bsky.app/profile/brie...
And yet you still can't get a Sun-drop, apparently
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
And yet you still can't get a Sun-drop, apparently
That and reinforcing the concept that people lack bodily autonomy through regulating bathroom breaks and dress codes
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That and reinforcing the concept that people lack bodily autonomy through regulating bathroom breaks and dress codes
I would strongly disagree with brisket being forgiving when the humble pork shoulder is right there, absorbing pretty much every attempt you can make to fuck it up and still coming out edible and pretty tasty.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I would strongly disagree with brisket being forgiving when the humble pork shoulder is right there, absorbing pretty much every attempt you can make to fuck it up and still coming out edible and pretty tasty.
I have tremendous respect for everything Trace contributed, and for the work that those who came after you have done, but you, sir, are my Crow T. Robot.
Thank you for being such a foundational part of my sense of humor.
Thank you for being such a foundational part of my sense of humor.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have tremendous respect for everything Trace contributed, and for the work that those who came after you have done, but you, sir, are my Crow T. Robot.
Thank you for being such a foundational part of my sense of humor.
Thank you for being such a foundational part of my sense of humor.
I've been at this for a while and I'm still skittish about doing a brisket, which is why I stick to pork and poultry for the most part
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I've been at this for a while and I'm still skittish about doing a brisket, which is why I stick to pork and poultry for the most part
What's your rub? Are you using a binder? What's your timeline? Do you know how well your smoker holds temps over a long cook? Can you refuel easily if you need to without spiking or cratering your temps?
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What's your rub? Are you using a binder? What's your timeline? Do you know how well your smoker holds temps over a long cook? Can you refuel easily if you need to without spiking or cratering your temps?
Friend, I admire the YOLO attitude here, but this is the equivalent of saying you want to start mountain climbing and booking an expedition to Everest, you have no idea what you're in for.
Do you know how to trim? Are you going to wrap with peach paper or foil? With or without tallow? Cooler rest?
Do you know how to trim? Are you going to wrap with peach paper or foil? With or without tallow? Cooler rest?
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Friend, I admire the YOLO attitude here, but this is the equivalent of saying you want to start mountain climbing and booking an expedition to Everest, you have no idea what you're in for.
Do you know how to trim? Are you going to wrap with peach paper or foil? With or without tallow? Cooler rest?
Do you know how to trim? Are you going to wrap with peach paper or foil? With or without tallow? Cooler rest?
"They're escaping under cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county."
"Why are they all sitting in front?"
"Why are they all sitting in front?"
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"They're escaping under cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county."
"Why are they all sitting in front?"
"Why are they all sitting in front?"
I'll defer to Chief Young Person Correspondent @dotdotexe.dftba.social to weigh in but yeah, that's how I encountered the concept. I've made bacon pancakes for the kids from time to time
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'll defer to Chief Young Person Correspondent @dotdotexe.dftba.social to weigh in but yeah, that's how I encountered the concept. I've made bacon pancakes for the kids from time to time
Given that there's one sitting on a lot in Troy right now for $6500, probably not?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Given that there's one sitting on a lot in Troy right now for $6500, probably not?
Bacon pancakes
Makin' bacon pancakes
Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake
Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
Bacon pancaaaaaaakes
Makin' bacon pancakes
Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake
Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
Bacon pancaaaaaaakes
Adventure Time | Bacon Pancakes Song | Burning Low | Cartoon Network
YouTube video by Adventure Time
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bacon pancakes
Makin' bacon pancakes
Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake
Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
Bacon pancaaaaaaakes
Makin' bacon pancakes
Take some bacon and I put it in a pancake
Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make
Bacon pancaaaaaaakes
It's a road game for us again this year so I'm contributing mashed potatoes (use that Instant Pot taking up cabinet space to pressure-cook your spuds, y'all, it saves time AND stovetop space!) and Link's making a double-batch of yeast rolls tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It's a road game for us again this year so I'm contributing mashed potatoes (use that Instant Pot taking up cabinet space to pressure-cook your spuds, y'all, it saves time AND stovetop space!) and Link's making a double-batch of yeast rolls tomorrow
I'm guessing her dad's bringing something he found in the garage from his days at Oak Ridge
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I'm guessing her dad's bringing something he found in the garage from his days at Oak Ridge
They're pretty good, but they're flawed
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
They're pretty good, but they're flawed
"I really have no judicial jurisdiction over birds."
The Turkey Pardon | The West Wing
YouTube video by The West Wing
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
"I really have no judicial jurisdiction over birds."
Quitting drinking
Finding a church that welcomes me as I am
CFBsky as a whole
Finding a church that welcomes me as I am
CFBsky as a whole
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Quitting drinking
Finding a church that welcomes me as I am
CFBsky as a whole
Finding a church that welcomes me as I am
CFBsky as a whole
You’re wrong, but that’s not the point here
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You’re wrong, but that’s not the point here
An incomplete list:
Mia, Callie and Tilda
Estradiol
My health
My kids
The collected works of R.E.M.
The drop in “Dance Yrself Clean”
Everyone who has been there for us this year
My therapist
Mia, Callie and Tilda
Estradiol
My health
My kids
The collected works of R.E.M.
The drop in “Dance Yrself Clean”
Everyone who has been there for us this year
My therapist
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
An incomplete list:
Mia, Callie and Tilda
Estradiol
My health
My kids
The collected works of R.E.M.
The drop in “Dance Yrself Clean”
Everyone who has been there for us this year
My therapist
Mia, Callie and Tilda
Estradiol
My health
My kids
The collected works of R.E.M.
The drop in “Dance Yrself Clean”
Everyone who has been there for us this year
My therapist
You do have a very Sally Field quality about you, I’m sure your Bandit is out there somewhere
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 AM
You do have a very Sally Field quality about you, I’m sure your Bandit is out there somewhere
I threw that shit before I came in the room!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I threw that shit before I came in the room!
Yup. I switched to Seagate, now my desktop has a Samsung
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Yup. I switched to Seagate, now my desktop has a Samsung
I have a long-running vendetta against Western Digital so yeah
Had three different WD drives fail on me in college and I will not buy another
Had three different WD drives fail on me in college and I will not buy another
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I have a long-running vendetta against Western Digital so yeah
Had three different WD drives fail on me in college and I will not buy another
Had three different WD drives fail on me in college and I will not buy another
That’s what I put in mine, anyway
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
That’s what I put in mine, anyway