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A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Hee hee well the other day you know I had a ricochet biscuit
A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's
Supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you go hungry!
Bow bow bow
A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's
Supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you go hungry!
Bow bow bow
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hee hee well the other day you know I had a ricochet biscuit
A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's
Supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you go hungry!
Bow bow bow
A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's
Supposed to bounce back off the wall back in your mouth
Hee hee hee if it don't bounce back... hee hee you go hungry!
Bow bow bow
If you're cheering for Yale over Harvard today, this is the monster you're supporting:
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If you're cheering for Yale over Harvard today, this is the monster you're supporting:
I mean, when I graduated in 2002 we had 1300 students in the entire school
It’s a big barn
It’s a big barn
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I mean, when I graduated in 2002 we had 1300 students in the entire school
It’s a big barn
It’s a big barn
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome to the Shutdown Fullchest
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Wwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome to the Shutdown Fullchest
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Today is day 553 of HRT, and by my calculation, I’ve had roughly a sugar cube’s worth of estradiol as a result. That such a relatively small amount of something could have such an effect on me is amazing.
Tiny efforts, repeated with consistency, can make massive changes. A lesson for us all.
Tiny efforts, repeated with consistency, can make massive changes. A lesson for us all.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Today is day 553 of HRT, and by my calculation, I’ve had roughly a sugar cube’s worth of estradiol as a result. That such a relatively small amount of something could have such an effect on me is amazing.
Tiny efforts, repeated with consistency, can make massive changes. A lesson for us all.
Tiny efforts, repeated with consistency, can make massive changes. A lesson for us all.
Yup, nothing says “opulence” like a Kia Sportáge
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yup, nothing says “opulence” like a Kia Sportáge
Who’s on your TV dad Mount Rushmore?
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Who’s on your TV dad Mount Rushmore?
Wow, @aceanbender.com, broken clock was right today
![On Monday, Michigan trustee Jordan Acker told SiriusXM radio that the school remained opposed and found it nearly impossible to sign a Grant of Rights extension for 21 years.
"[That] is a pretty big thing to do when you don't know what college football is going to look like four or five years from now," Acker said.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q7s63wqps2zi7wilgqv4362v/bafkreibpwc6oy3wvvssartqi32ktohzrd3ndson7ft7ch7v6ekw3egbi6y@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Wow, @aceanbender.com, broken clock was right today
We all start somewhere
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We all start somewhere
This is what I’m dealing with. $9 a pound.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is what I’m dealing with. $9 a pound.
Hello, fellow sober friend
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Hello, fellow sober friend
Tag yourself, I’m “Gone but not forgotten” with a winged angel T. rex
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Tag yourself, I’m “Gone but not forgotten” with a winged angel T. rex
Wonder what’s under that sweater? Could it be… nothing?
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Wonder what’s under that sweater? Could it be… nothing?
This Evangeline says, and I quote, “there’s only room for one Evangeline in this town!”
Also she goes by Evan all the time anyway
Also she goes by Evan all the time anyway
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This Evangeline says, and I quote, “there’s only room for one Evangeline in this town!”
Also she goes by Evan all the time anyway
Also she goes by Evan all the time anyway
I’m asking. Here’s the recipe:
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m asking. Here’s the recipe:
Here’s the 2019 edition:
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Here’s the 2019 edition:
Lex staring at me extremely “what the fuck, lady”-ly
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Lex staring at me extremely “what the fuck, lady”-ly
