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Stunt_bird, from twitter. You remember I’m sure.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Sep 26

Here’s a joke I made about Eric Adams earlier this year

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Jul 26

When I was in high school there was a real annoying hardcore kid who came to all the local shows so my friend started a rumor that he supported the Iraq war.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Post your favorite Diane Keaton films with #SkeetinForKeaton

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Today, we’re all Skeetin’ For Keaton

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 1d

Diane Keaton has sadly passed away at the age of 79.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Jessica Simpson

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

In this case it’s basically just like, what if there was a circus generating TikTok content and there was also a baseball game

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

I walked in and had that feeling where you’re like “I’m at the ballpark, time to settle in for relaxing entertainment” and then THE ONSLAUGHT hahaha

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Yes but worse - they play 30 second clips of popular TikTok songs throughout the game. You kinda just tune the game out.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

I took the kids to a game and wanted to claw my eyes out. And I went in generally positive.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

I actually think it would be kinda sick if they stopped paying the military altogether!

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Now to convince Donald Trump not to talk about how he has complete and unchecked power….

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Truly screamed with delight at @ugarles.bsky.social describing the Burger King jingle as “like the Kars 4 Kids people met a black guy” on @whatatimepod.bsky.social

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

An adult in 2025 with internet access is aware of queer people and their history, pretending this is all new information is just a soft way to say “you don’t have to take this seriously”

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes what’s most striking about this campaign is that he speaks like he’s actually talking to fellow adults, whereas almost every other politician appears to have tailored their messaging to a smarter-than-average dog

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

At least that’s software and not a car!

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

Letting my leftist organizer friends know about “receiving unlimited money from billionaires,” a good strategy on Charlie’s part

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

Holy shit hahahaha

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t, what was this

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

They genuinely do believe they’re a software company and that you purchased a license, it’s really weird!

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

Look I know a lot of things about Tesla are weird but there really isn’t any other company selling physical consumer goods and then insisting you don’t actually own them after you pay for them

Ryan McManus @ryantomorrow.bsky.social · 2d

Tesla pulls an Apple U2. electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...

Tesla pushes Tron: Ares ad inside its cars, upsetting owners

Tesla has partnered with its recent foe, Disney, to promote its latest movie, Tron: Ares, with an in-car update that...

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

Getting slaughtered? You know it pal

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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

A beautiful dream but I believe that’s all it is for now

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

“So the public supports us?”
“They actually hate you so much that it was necessary for Texas to invade Illinois just to stop them from fucking with you”

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

Join for the signing bonus, stay for the nightly beatings you must endure from left wing terrorists!

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2d

Simultaneously trying to recruit new agents and also convince the whole country that your agents are getting wholesale slaughtered by antifa guerrillas seems like a bad plan

NPR @npr.org · 2d

ICE claims assaults on its officers are up sharply since June. There's no public evidence that number is true.

White House claims "more than 1,000%" rise in assaults on ICE agents, data says otherwise

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers claim assaults on their officers are up sharply since June. There's no public evidence that number is true.

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