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@pausedmortem.bsky.social
· Jul 21
For a fucked up person, you'd think I'd thrive in a fucked up world.
Just a mere nuisance plagued by other nuisances.
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just a mere nuisance plagued by other nuisances.
I was born to be annoying.
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I was born to be annoying.
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Why is the G silent in sign and signage but not in signature?
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why is the G silent in sign and signage but not in signature?
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I hate getting beset by stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I hate getting beset by stuff.
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This feels so obvious that I shouldn’t have to keep explaining it, but if I could go fuck myself, we would not even be having this conversation to begin with
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This feels so obvious that I shouldn’t have to keep explaining it, but if I could go fuck myself, we would not even be having this conversation to begin with
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Just documenting my mood swings here.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just documenting my mood swings here.
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Getting described in the neighborhood as the lady that all the dogs love.
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Getting described in the neighborhood as the lady that all the dogs love.
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People call me dark chocolate because I'm kind of bitter and disappointing
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
People call me dark chocolate because I'm kind of bitter and disappointing
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crawling inside myself to be held by my outer shell
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
crawling inside myself to be held by my outer shell
This life is wack.
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This life is wack.
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Racing thoughts so fast I could have been a competitive thinker.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Racing thoughts so fast I could have been a competitive thinker.
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Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Don't tell me "you'll really like these people".... I'll totally prove you wrong
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being born is the worst thing that ever happened to me actually
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
being born is the worst thing that ever happened to me actually
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
draw me like one of your conclusions
Bought new shoes like I don't wanna die. Well, they were on sale, but still...
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bought new shoes like I don't wanna die. Well, they were on sale, but still...
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And yet we keep posting
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And yet we keep posting
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Welp..The title of my memior.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Welp..The title of my memior.
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After having risen and shone, I fully regret my decision.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
After having risen and shone, I fully regret my decision.
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I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity.
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i ate way too much salad
- a memoir
- a memoir
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i ate way too much salad
- a memoir
- a memoir
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I don't think sleep is working for me anymore
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don't think sleep is working for me anymore
Smiling because this loser feeling is familiar.
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Smiling because this loser feeling is familiar.
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Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Can someone take me in their cupped hands like a small frog and hide me in their pocket, please?
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I'm always genuinely surprised when I get to the end of my workday and I'm not dead
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm always genuinely surprised when I get to the end of my workday and I'm not dead
For someone whose mantra is "it's fine, we're gonna die anyway," I'm pretty not chill.
November 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
For someone whose mantra is "it's fine, we're gonna die anyway," I'm pretty not chill.