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@dressedtospill.bsky.social
Sad but travels a lot. Probably some obscure pop punk references too.
Mostly just trying to find the answer to the age-old question “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Mostly just trying to find the answer to the age-old question “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
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Let me be the James to your giant peach.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
It’s implied that I’m topless whenever I post, if that’ll help me get more likes.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s implied that I’m topless whenever I post, if that’ll help me get more likes.
How do I Bcc my therapist into all of my group texts? Everything will make sense after.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How do I Bcc my therapist into all of my group texts? Everything will make sense after.
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me, walking into a psychotherapist's office: hey, do you guys do free samples?
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me, walking into a psychotherapist's office: hey, do you guys do free samples?
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
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Need to start taking photos of cocks drawn on dirty vehicles when I travel bc so far it’s a universal phenomenon.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Need to start taking photos of cocks drawn on dirty vehicles when I travel bc so far it’s a universal phenomenon.
My alt is out there; you just have to find it.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My alt is out there; you just have to find it.
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I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
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I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window”
I felt myself age 20 years
I felt myself age 20 years
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window”
I felt myself age 20 years
I felt myself age 20 years
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Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
Ha, politics. Am I right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ha, politics. Am I right?
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
I didn’t mean to like your post. I was trying to get rid of the air bubble on my new screen protector.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I didn’t mean to like your post. I was trying to get rid of the air bubble on my new screen protector.
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Murder, she vaguely implied
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Murder, she vaguely implied
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
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I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t even spiral anymore. I just gently rotate like a flavorful rotisserie chicken
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I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I may look calm but inside I’m knocking over cups for attention
Yes. Yes, I do feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. Thanks for noticing, Katy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yes. Yes, I do feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. Thanks for noticing, Katy.
My intrusive thoughts say hi.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My intrusive thoughts say hi.
I’m 87 followers from 3k. Do the thing! I need more validation!
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m 87 followers from 3k. Do the thing! I need more validation!
Anyone ever pick the middle seat because they’re deprived of human contact?
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Anyone ever pick the middle seat because they’re deprived of human contact?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
These pretzels are making me thirsty!