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@dressedtospill.bsky.social
Sad but travels a lot. Probably some obscure pop punk references too.
Mostly just trying to find the answer to the age-old question “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Mostly just trying to find the answer to the age-old question “what would you do for a Klondike Bar?”
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
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Day 2 of wearing my new studded belt from Hot Topic because it wasn’t a fucking phase.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Day 2 of wearing my new studded belt from Hot Topic because it wasn’t a fucking phase.
Day 2 of wearing my new studded belt from Hot Topic because it wasn’t a fucking phase.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Day 2 of wearing my new studded belt from Hot Topic because it wasn’t a fucking phase.
Have you ever opened Bluesky and not seen anything political?
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Have you ever opened Bluesky and not seen anything political?
At this point my blood is 90% airplane coffee, which explains why my bowel movements are 90% blood.
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
At this point my blood is 90% airplane coffee, which explains why my bowel movements are 90% blood.
Have you ever seen the person just staring at the seat in front of them on the plane. No movie playing, no emotions, kinda seemingly dead inside? That’s me. I do this too much.
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Have you ever seen the person just staring at the seat in front of them on the plane. No movie playing, no emotions, kinda seemingly dead inside? That’s me. I do this too much.
Just did a yoga class because my ass is going back in the airplane seat this evening and my lower back hurts. The joys of being old.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just did a yoga class because my ass is going back in the airplane seat this evening and my lower back hurts. The joys of being old.
Slipping and falling on the tea you spilled yesterday.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Slipping and falling on the tea you spilled yesterday.
Y’all, it’s so creamy and delicious.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Y’all, it’s so creamy and delicious.
*Pulls up to a double homicide.*
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
*Pulls up to a double homicide.*
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
“This could’ve been an email.”
- Me, if I were a cop.
Just bought a studded belt from Hot Topic like it’s 2005 or something.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Just bought a studded belt from Hot Topic like it’s 2005 or something.
Found the Creamy Vanilla Coke at my third store. It’s about to get so creamy tonight.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Found the Creamy Vanilla Coke at my third store. It’s about to get so creamy tonight.
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The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
How do I Bcc my therapist into all of my group texts? Everything will make sense after.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How do I Bcc my therapist into all of my group texts? Everything will make sense after.
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me, walking into a psychotherapist's office: hey, do you guys do free samples?
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me, walking into a psychotherapist's office: hey, do you guys do free samples?
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let me be the James to your giant peach.
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Need to start taking photos of cocks drawn on dirty vehicles when I travel bc so far it’s a universal phenomenon.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Need to start taking photos of cocks drawn on dirty vehicles when I travel bc so far it’s a universal phenomenon.
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I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I've started going grocery shopping at 6 am when the store opens. There's no crowds. Just me and a bunch of old people... wait... omg IM AN OLD PEOPLE NOW
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I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window”
I felt myself age 20 years
I felt myself age 20 years
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I told my cat that she “makes a better door than a window”
I felt myself age 20 years
I felt myself age 20 years
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Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Spilling the tea so good you wake up alone in the burn unit.
Ha, politics. Am I right?
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Ha, politics. Am I right?
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Target I’m at is out of the new Creamy Vanilla Coke, and this is the closest I’ve been to giving up.
I didn’t mean to like your post. I was trying to get rid of the air bubble on my new screen protector.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I didn’t mean to like your post. I was trying to get rid of the air bubble on my new screen protector.
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Murder, she vaguely implied
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Murder, she vaguely implied
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM