Justmebutnot1
@justmebutnot1.bsky.social
My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?)
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Justmebutnot1
@justmebutnot1.bsky.social
· Jul 24
Can’t, feng shui says balls to the wall is a big no no
Giants press briefing: In hindsight, signing Charlie Brown was a huge mistake.
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Giants press briefing: In hindsight, signing Charlie Brown was a huge mistake.
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*gets last year’s eggnog out of the attic*
December 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*gets last year’s eggnog out of the attic*
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ankle holster containing a smaller backup hotdog
December 11, 2023 at 5:20 PM
ankle holster containing a smaller backup hotdog
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throwing eggs at every honda I see on the road to celebrate happy honda days
December 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
throwing eggs at every honda I see on the road to celebrate happy honda days
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2025 teaches us where sad clowns come from
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
2025 teaches us where sad clowns come from
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I lose followers the old fashioned way by blocking people.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I lose followers the old fashioned way by blocking people.
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if you ever witnessed the sheer majesty of me trying to put on a shoe while standing you might think i was a queen or something
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you ever witnessed the sheer majesty of me trying to put on a shoe while standing you might think i was a queen or something
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"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
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the xenomorph in me wishes the xenomorph in you a happy holiday season
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the xenomorph in me wishes the xenomorph in you a happy holiday season
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Spice things up and tell his wife everything yolo
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Spice things up and tell his wife everything yolo
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How can we be soulmates if you don’t repost my stupid jokes?
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
How can we be soulmates if you don’t repost my stupid jokes?
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Aah France. I love France. The Eiffel Tower, the Riviera, the vineyards, the fields of baguettes, the cigarette trees.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Aah France. I love France. The Eiffel Tower, the Riviera, the vineyards, the fields of baguettes, the cigarette trees.
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There are only 3 people I’d marry from this site and if you’re not one of them, please stop proposing.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
There are only 3 people I’d marry from this site and if you’re not one of them, please stop proposing.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn’t get anything from the store when she said she didn’t want anything from the store
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hell hath no fury like a woman who didn’t get anything from the store when she said she didn’t want anything from the store
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How dare you use sound and reasonable arguments with me?
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How dare you use sound and reasonable arguments with me?
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My superpower is to offend people effortlessly.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
My superpower is to offend people effortlessly.
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liking my posts isn’t enough i need you to make me tamales
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
liking my posts isn’t enough i need you to make me tamales
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the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
the person who named the Woolly Mammoth should’ve been able to name more things
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Bill Maher was bullied too much as a kid or maybe not enough I don't know I'm not a real doctor
December 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Bill Maher was bullied too much as a kid or maybe not enough I don't know I'm not a real doctor
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Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Is it okay to drag your feet and shock someone on the first date?
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I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
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Happy low tire pressure season to all who celebrate.
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Happy low tire pressure season to all who celebrate.
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excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
excited to see my post about snow tires is gaining traction . folks,,
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my tailor shortens pants in earnest cuz that’s his hemming way this isn’t even today’s worst i have more 😬
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
my tailor shortens pants in earnest cuz that’s his hemming way this isn’t even today’s worst i have more 😬