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Host of Hyperfocus: A Neurodivergent Podcast
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I would do ANYTHING for his approval
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Spotify wrapped day is a HUGE day for crushes
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
What’s your favorite group of conspiracy theorists I love flat earthers those wacky guys are so funny
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I think the key to appearing youthful is to never consider yourself not a child
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Should I put my cat on Prozac i feel like every cat is on Prozac
December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you don’t use Spotify anymore congratulations you’re a better person than me lol
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The most chaotic show of all time- Facebook marketplace live! The game show - is TOMORROW NIGHT and you simply MUST come!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Late 20s/early 30s are a weird time because you start to realize who your real friends are and who are people you just get drunk with
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
holding my hand :)))))))
December 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I always forget i need to google neck stretches before I go to concerts because I bang my head too much and the next day is soooo brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Panic-listening to this bands new album before I go to the show
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
We have some of the best television of all time thanks to daddy issues: breaking bad, succession, young Sheldon, just think about it!!!
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
just watched a tiktok about how therapy doesn’t work for people who ruminate so I guess my only option is to get worse 😈
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Someday I wish to has as much deluded confidence as Walter white
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Josie and the pussycats soundtrack didn’t have to go that hard damn who is responsible for that
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Hyperfixation king 👑👑👑👑
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Me and who?
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Skyler literally has the worst taste in men
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
2025 really was the year for breakups congrats everyone for ditching those losers
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I continue to be impressed by the amount of celebrities who go on ziwe without having watched any ziwe
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
If a turkey is pardoned one year are they up for grabs the next year?
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

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www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“what they did has nothing to do with you” yea and I’m taking it personally
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I just need 20 min curled up in the tiniest little ball
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have such a pet peeve of people who vaguely want to make plans but never follow through on it
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM