Cranberry Nog Witch
@yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social
🎀She/They🎀
☁️Anti-terf ☁️Anti-fascist ☁️TV-MA ☁️ACAB☁️
40yo ☀️Cap 🌘Sag 🌄 Virgo
Acnh Bogshire DA-7806-2233-7857
✨️Will fistfight Zak Bagans on sight.
✨️Mothman thirst account.
✨️Not flirting, just weird.
✨️I dont fw AI
✨️I respect sxwrk but dont follow back
☁️Anti-terf ☁️Anti-fascist ☁️TV-MA ☁️ACAB☁️
40yo ☀️Cap 🌘Sag 🌄 Virgo
Acnh Bogshire DA-7806-2233-7857
✨️Will fistfight Zak Bagans on sight.
✨️Mothman thirst account.
✨️Not flirting, just weird.
✨️I dont fw AI
✨️I respect sxwrk but dont follow back
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regular depression mixed with seasonal depression. call it depression premium.
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
regular depression mixed with seasonal depression. call it depression premium.
Children's school recitals... who are they for? The kids dont want to do them and the parents dont want to adjust schedules to accommodate them.
Its a lot of mess to hear a few dozen first graders singing "I want a hippopotamus for xmas."
Its a lot of mess to hear a few dozen first graders singing "I want a hippopotamus for xmas."
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Children's school recitals... who are they for? The kids dont want to do them and the parents dont want to adjust schedules to accommodate them.
Its a lot of mess to hear a few dozen first graders singing "I want a hippopotamus for xmas."
Its a lot of mess to hear a few dozen first graders singing "I want a hippopotamus for xmas."
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December is my birthmonth so lets do a solid #Promosky
I'm Laurelie!
❄️ cute stuff
❄️ aesthetic stuff
❄️ questionable behavior
❄️ shitposting to combat the horrors
❄️ cryptid thirst posting
❄️ trans positive, sex positive, acab, antifa, all the stuff that pisses off the regime
December is my birthmonth so lets do a solid #Promosky
I'm Laurelie!
❄️ cute stuff
❄️ aesthetic stuff
❄️ questionable behavior
❄️ shitposting to combat the horrors
❄️ cryptid thirst posting
❄️ trans positive, sex positive, acab, antifa, all the stuff that pisses off the regime
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
☃️
December is my birthmonth so lets do a solid #Promosky
I'm Laurelie!
❄️ cute stuff
❄️ aesthetic stuff
❄️ questionable behavior
❄️ shitposting to combat the horrors
❄️ cryptid thirst posting
❄️ trans positive, sex positive, acab, antifa, all the stuff that pisses off the regime
December is my birthmonth so lets do a solid #Promosky
I'm Laurelie!
❄️ cute stuff
❄️ aesthetic stuff
❄️ questionable behavior
❄️ shitposting to combat the horrors
❄️ cryptid thirst posting
❄️ trans positive, sex positive, acab, antifa, all the stuff that pisses off the regime
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If you kill Paarthurnax, you're a terrible person and I hope you stub your toe every week for the rest of your life.
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If you kill Paarthurnax, you're a terrible person and I hope you stub your toe every week for the rest of your life.
There was NO cranberry sauce at that dinner. Wtf
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There was NO cranberry sauce at that dinner. Wtf
I think I survived
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think I survived
Theyre trying to convince me to start an backalley tattoo business
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Theyre trying to convince me to start an backalley tattoo business
They made shrimp with todays meal. Im allergic to shellfish. Ha I'm not eating today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
They made shrimp with todays meal. Im allergic to shellfish. Ha I'm not eating today.
I feel like anyone who cooks a meal today should have a food handlers permit.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I feel like anyone who cooks a meal today should have a food handlers permit.
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Just remember, today we celebrate indigenous Americans taking in cold and hungry immigrants.
Don't lose sight. 🫶
Don't lose sight. 🫶
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Just remember, today we celebrate indigenous Americans taking in cold and hungry immigrants.
Don't lose sight. 🫶
Don't lose sight. 🫶
Ex is arguing politics with his mother on speakerphone
I cant escape the madness.
I cant escape the madness.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ex is arguing politics with his mother on speakerphone
I cant escape the madness.
I cant escape the madness.
Apparently theres 14 people living in their house right now.
Bil, his baby mama, their 5 kids, 1 grandkid, and some mystery people.
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Bil, his baby mama, their 5 kids, 1 grandkid, and some mystery people.
🗑
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Apparently theres 14 people living in their house right now.
Bil, his baby mama, their 5 kids, 1 grandkid, and some mystery people.
🗑
Bil, his baby mama, their 5 kids, 1 grandkid, and some mystery people.
🗑
Now we arent going to the mils house. Thats comical.
Now to kill time until 2 pm when we have to go to the bils hell hole.
Now to kill time until 2 pm when we have to go to the bils hell hole.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Now we arent going to the mils house. Thats comical.
Now to kill time until 2 pm when we have to go to the bils hell hole.
Now to kill time until 2 pm when we have to go to the bils hell hole.
The DRAMA HAS BEGUN
The gameplay was mils at noon, then bils at 2. Now mil is angry for some reason and not answering her phone.
The gameplay was mils at noon, then bils at 2. Now mil is angry for some reason and not answering her phone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The DRAMA HAS BEGUN
The gameplay was mils at noon, then bils at 2. Now mil is angry for some reason and not answering her phone.
The gameplay was mils at noon, then bils at 2. Now mil is angry for some reason and not answering her phone.
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Family is whoever/whatever you want it to be and I love this Bluesky family we have here
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Family is whoever/whatever you want it to be and I love this Bluesky family we have here
Happy anniversary to the time a patient pulled out his catheter without breaking the balloon, making his walls look like a crime scene.
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Happy anniversary to the time a patient pulled out his catheter without breaking the balloon, making his walls look like a crime scene.
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Please tell me y'all know what the Loveland Frog is. Because if not, I gotta educate you stat. Best cryptid next to Mothman and that's only because Mothman has pretty eyes and a fat ass.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Please tell me y'all know what the Loveland Frog is. Because if not, I gotta educate you stat. Best cryptid next to Mothman and that's only because Mothman has pretty eyes and a fat ass.
A balanced breakfast
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A balanced breakfast
Thinking about how marriage was a bad idea for sure
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Thinking about how marriage was a bad idea for sure
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Vodka
Anal
I mean yea
Boyfriend
Vodka
Anal
I mean yea
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Boyfriend
Vodka
Anal
I mean yea
Boyfriend
Vodka
Anal
I mean yea
"Its your job to keep the house orderly, and its my and the kids job to mess stuff up"
If anyone ever sees me on the news, it was warranted and worth it.
If anyone ever sees me on the news, it was warranted and worth it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Its your job to keep the house orderly, and its my and the kids job to mess stuff up"
If anyone ever sees me on the news, it was warranted and worth it.
If anyone ever sees me on the news, it was warranted and worth it.
25 days until my birthday. 💀
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
25 days until my birthday. 💀