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Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am.

Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.

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My everyday moment of joy.
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Wait, she wrote a Vanity Fair piece about herself?

GTFOH
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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When I meet someone brash I think "I bet your dad was brash"
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Sophie Grégoire Trudeau opens up about Justin Trudeau’s relationship with Katy Perry
Sophie Grégoire Trudeau opens up about Justin Trudeau’s relationship with Katy Perry
Appearing on the Arlene is Alone podcast, Sophie Grégoire Trudeau reflected on her current relationship with former prime minister Justin Trudeau, emphasizing that despite their separation, they remai...
www.ctvnews.ca
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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if you have one thousand dollars you might get delusions of a grandeur
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Good afternoon from Ely, Minnesota
Monday, 17 November 2025
3:47 pm
31°F / -1°C
Precipitation: 0%
Humidity: 39%
Wind: 3 mph / kph
Skies clear

Self portrait @ Ely International Hotel in progress (former Ely Community Center)

gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Self_po...
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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The wind died down a lot and the walk to the lake was beautiful this evening.
November 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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have you tried still breathing about it
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#GnomonTV
"Maws"
Directors: Steven Spielberg and Denis Villeneuve
Timothée Chalamet, Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Rebecca Ferguson

Epic science fiction thriller film

youtube.com/watch?v=2I91...
youtube.com/watch?v=6hU7...
gnomonchronicles.com/wiki/Maws
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Finished watching this last night. Really enjoyed it even though it stressed the shit out of me 😂
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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thanks, all, for reading that Olivia Nuzzi piece and posting jokes about it so that I didn't have to
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I wrote an SOP today…it’s for how to handle me.
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Me: Oh, this old thing?

*me pointing to my body.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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list 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. frogs
2. reaction pics
3. being the fucking realist
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. Potatoes
2. Depression
3. .....ermmm, potatoes?
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.

1. coffee
2. FFXIV
3. this guy
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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come home i wanna go to the park
@mrsarah.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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(ok computer voice)
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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"hey can you jump on a quick call?"
November 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Drop someone(s) Blonde

Doubling up cuz I like em.

youtu.be/VbJmWCuMiEM?...
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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YouTube survivalist builds a log cabin from scratch. I cannot set my car clock.
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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She wrote the joke, fella. Don't explain it back to her. Do you text your surgeon explaining how to remove your gallbladder?
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Anyone else think that Little Debbie's "Nutty Buddy" is The Pillsbury Doughboy?
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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youngest welcomed me with a "yay the bubble gum pink hair is back!", getting off the bus, she's my tiny cheerleader
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Holy crap y’all thanksgiving is next week
November 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM