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Jim
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Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am.

Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole.

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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I wonder how long I'll be chasing these bastards out of my yard?

The over is April, the under is December
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Finn enjoying the warmer weather and scratching toy outside.
November 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Me, unpacking all the baggage from all of the sub skeets.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Nothing but the full Monty for Beave!
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So the birthday granddaughter wanted to try this thing and was reluctant to try Dubai Chocolate after a bad ice cream experience.

This one surpassed expectations. A tiny spoon taste is all I will need for this. We split a cookie between four people and had leftovers it was so rich.
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"Gather around while I tell you a tale..."
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's that day again.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yes. Yes. Feel the dammit.
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
She might be going through something. No clue
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Sure, blame me for a cat's butthole blocking you.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Now hiring. A better electrician. No questions.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There are many things I can say I am not fond of when it comes to my adoptive state of Tennessee. I try to keep an open mind. I try.

But...👈

The fact that so many people here that drive have forgotten how to use turn signals is going to kill me one day.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Her: I've never done this before

Also her:
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Me, looking at the last skeet on here...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
PSA:
With beef prices skyrocketing, chicken prices have also started to rise. Here's a solution to help you fight inflation.
November 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The last of the birthday triangle for November is my grandson Alexander. Big emotions and lots of joy. Love and miss this little guy. ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
November birthday number two goes out to my first-born. Chris always marches to his own drum. He's going to be 36 in just a few days.
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Don't forget your
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM