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Dylan
@dylmdav.bsky.social
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a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · Aug 6
Lockheed Martin logo but it says Leonard Maltin instead
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 14d
all mammals share an instinct to destroy their ancient enemy, the loathsome gourd
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 14d
let the gourd times roll
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 1h
R.E.M.'s New Adventures In Hi-Fi
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Liz Ryerson @ellaguro.bsky.social · 12h
a poll idea that just popped into my head: since we've collectively been doing 90's nostalgia for awhile as a culture, what's your secret/stealth best 90's album? not something necessarily widely super critically beloved but is nonetheless great and defining for you?
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ripcinema @ripcinema.bsky.social · 1d
nothing chatgpt has done is as impressive as akinator, the mind-reading internet genie from 2007
Akinator, the mind reading genie
Akinator can read your mind and tell you what character you are thinking of, as if by magic. Think of a real or fictional character, answer few questions, and Akinator will try to guess who it is. Wil...
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amanda @marisatomay.bsky.social · 7h
Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 4h
I am amazed at how many jokes I remember from an incredibly mid movie.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 4h
this one's got some good jokes, but it also feels lazy as hell. oh well.
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 4h
who up watching the spy who shagged me (me. I am.)
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
I do always like what TBS has going on, though
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
Fox postgame is so bad except for Big Papi, who is insanely infectious
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
And Putthead
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6h
peavis
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
only gained one new follower in spite of the surge, wtf
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
ty for willing this into existence
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
this came out of a place of genuine concern!
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 6h
the swing revival second cousins
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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 7h
If you tried Bluesky a year or so ago and dipped out because you’re addicted to conflict and asymmetrical quote tweet wars I’ve got good news about the trajectory of Bluesky in that time
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h
Toronto scored too much and won't get anything tomorrow
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 8h
Things are going well over on X, the town square, the place a whole lot of influential people in media and politics believe fairly reflects the views of most Americans.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 8h
musk personally allowed a nazi pedo doxxing cult to publish a bunch of leftists banking information, I think?
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Libby on the Label @drainbead.bsky.social · 8h
Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 10h
A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 7h
big homer from the catcher with the actual fattest ass in the series
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 8h
Smoltz: "Cal Raleigh has a big hole inside"
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dan molloy @danmolloy.bsky.social · 8h
frasier episode where cal raleigh calls in about everyone talking about his ass; ends up dating roz
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 8h
My takeaway from the ALCS/NLCS commercials is that you can make a fortune by scamming preppers.
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 8h
Not every day you see a pitcher give up five runs in an inning and get to start the next one in a winnable playoff game
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Dylan @dylmdav.bsky.social · 8h
This is what he looks like
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 14h
WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty- bop and zippity-zoom but the truth
is, razza frazza wuzza wooza. What I'm trying to say is, maybe your brain isn't working either, but
that's OK, because you're great. PS you need a firmware upgrade
in the form of "coffee."
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