Ryan
@boynamedshit.bsky.social
You’re solid gold
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
I’m a vulture so I hear your goodbyes
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’m a vulture so I hear your goodbyes
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Bury me with a sawed off shotgun so the ferryman can receive his payment proper
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Bury me with a sawed off shotgun so the ferryman can receive his payment proper
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
Budget? Yeah bud, get me some more public spending
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Budget? Yeah bud, get me some more public spending
Table tried to get me to do a kiwi accent last night but my natural twang made it sound Australian every time. The solution was trying to move my mouth as little as possible while speaking.
November 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Table tried to get me to do a kiwi accent last night but my natural twang made it sound Australian every time. The solution was trying to move my mouth as little as possible while speaking.
Birds are cooked on Thanksgiving lmao
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Birds are cooked on Thanksgiving lmao
Oh is there a butterball on?
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh is there a butterball on?
Dude reading some Halo book on the train the opposite of performative reading if such a thing exists
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Dude reading some Halo book on the train the opposite of performative reading if such a thing exists
Johnny Depp being raptured and you hear all his rings clanking on the ground
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Johnny Depp being raptured and you hear all his rings clanking on the ground
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
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Approaching The Sentinelese shores absolutely blasting Dopesmoker and they instinctively drop their bows and pull the nostril flare thing that happens when you hear a sick riff
December 31, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Approaching The Sentinelese shores absolutely blasting Dopesmoker and they instinctively drop their bows and pull the nostril flare thing that happens when you hear a sick riff
Real Shit
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Real Shit
I do think this girl likes me because I am funny but I am not THAT funny
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I do think this girl likes me because I am funny but I am not THAT funny
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society moved on too quickly from laura dern saying she saw baby yoda at a basketball game
November 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
society moved on too quickly from laura dern saying she saw baby yoda at a basketball game
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Do we ever get to the bottom of Laura Dern seeing baby yoda at a basketball game
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Do we ever get to the bottom of Laura Dern seeing baby yoda at a basketball game
Souped up car (full of broth)
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Souped up car (full of broth)
I had no idea he was actually American wow. From fucking Little Rock lmao
Born 26 Nov 1945, Daniel Davis is a US film, stage and TV actor. He portrayed Niles the butler in the sitcom The Nanny (1993-1999) and had 2 guest appearances as Professor Moriarty on Star Trek: The Next Generation, affecting a received pronunciation English dialect for both roles. #DanielDavis
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I had no idea he was actually American wow. From fucking Little Rock lmao
Nodding when Hank sings “Just a deck of cards, and a jug of wine
And a woman's lies makes a life like mine” even though I’ve never really been burnt by a woman
And a woman's lies makes a life like mine” even though I’ve never really been burnt by a woman
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Nodding when Hank sings “Just a deck of cards, and a jug of wine
And a woman's lies makes a life like mine” even though I’ve never really been burnt by a woman
And a woman's lies makes a life like mine” even though I’ve never really been burnt by a woman
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Been watching this Epicurious series where they blind taste test different brands of the same food and a few interesting trends: they almost always hate Trader Joe’s products and are surprised when it’s revealed, they immediately clock vegan or gluten free stuff every single time.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Been watching this Epicurious series where they blind taste test different brands of the same food and a few interesting trends: they almost always hate Trader Joe’s products and are surprised when it’s revealed, they immediately clock vegan or gluten free stuff every single time.
the Bitchita Whineman
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
the Bitchita Whineman
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Never too early to keep an eye out
Please be aware and stay vigilant out there 🚨
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Never too early to keep an eye out
One time Elvis brought in a bag with an entire rotisserie chicken carcass. The impressive thing was we lived in a two story townhouse at the time and he had to get in by jumping from the fence to the balcony off the main bedroom to get in.
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
One time Elvis brought in a bag with an entire rotisserie chicken carcass. The impressive thing was we lived in a two story townhouse at the time and he had to get in by jumping from the fence to the balcony off the main bedroom to get in.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...