"fart"
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@jonhendren.com
· Sep 19
If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip
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ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
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January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
ok he died. stop emailing him when you nut
if they ever show what "cousin it" looks like under all the hair i think he's going to look like e.t but with skin thats all red and veiny like a dogs dick
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
if they ever show what "cousin it" looks like under all the hair i think he's going to look like e.t but with skin thats all red and veiny like a dogs dick
Yuko wants to grill. so we will grill
January 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Yuko wants to grill. so we will grill
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
ive shitted in here 👇
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
ive shitted in here 👇
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
LOST because it made me stop watching tv pretty much altogether
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
LOST because it made me stop watching tv pretty much altogether
"hmm ireally messed up making this shitty basket. guess ill put a lot of food in it" bud you Fucked up. look it is spilling our bountiful harvest everywhere. stupid ass
January 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
"hmm ireally messed up making this shitty basket. guess ill put a lot of food in it" bud you Fucked up. look it is spilling our bountiful harvest everywhere. stupid ass
im just...... me.............
Who Is Jon Hendren. ???
January 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
im just...... me.............
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ever get a charlie horse in your sleep and wake up? and you ever forget what its called in the moment so you groan "auuughhh i got a, fuckin, camel toe" real loud in the night? yes we all have. its normal
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
ever get a charlie horse in your sleep and wake up? and you ever forget what its called in the moment so you groan "auuughhh i got a, fuckin, camel toe" real loud in the night? yes we all have. its normal
"jons tech tips" ebay is loaded with shitty 11" celeron/4gb ram/usb-c charging chromebooks that you can install linux on and throw in a bag and forget about. the thing that makes them worthwhile now is the usb-c charging, so you dont have to keep a specific charger
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 AM
"jons tech tips" ebay is loaded with shitty 11" celeron/4gb ram/usb-c charging chromebooks that you can install linux on and throw in a bag and forget about. the thing that makes them worthwhile now is the usb-c charging, so you dont have to keep a specific charger
Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Donald Trump due to your recent actions and behaviours I believe you may be suffering from undiagnosed adhd and/or imposter syndrome. Please watch Bo Berman "Inside" immediately !!!!!!!!
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
younger guy on train fuckin wearing one of these types of shit. wall e ass
December 29, 2025 at 8:06 AM
younger guy on train fuckin wearing one of these types of shit. wall e ass
she put her whole pussy into this one
December 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
she put her whole pussy into this one
avatar: fart and ass. thank you .
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
avatar: fart and ass. thank you .
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
dunno if its my (unofficially) diagnosed adhd or the fact htat i was in the gifted program as a child but this shit was easy as fuck ?? like???????