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@jonhendren.com

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tall but otherwise normal. sydney

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24d

If you attempt to troll on me you're gonna get a mouthful of my whip

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 10m

remember those little "autonomous" cooler-sized food delivery robots. those were just being remote controlled 100% by someone on the other side of the world for like 20c an hour right

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · Feb 18

Rip kirklebane you loved to rock 🎸😥

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7h

guys a dummy. nearly every company i've ever worked at used macs for software engineering. im a linux guy at home but macs are fine !!!!

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 8h

"Sweatin' to the Oldies 2" begins with an FBI piracy warning that is a pic of a newspaper. And the photo of Richard Simmons within it appears to have him in some sort of Hannibal Lecter mask. But this came out the year BEFORE "Silence of the Lambs."

Did Silence of the Lambs rip off SttO2? 🤔

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11h

silly opinion by a real stinker

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 1d

Bit depressing to think about if somehow there are more elections and somehow Democrats get into power that no one will be prosecuted or held to account bc consultants will say its too politically risky again and the cycle after that we'll do it all over again and even worse again. Ah well. Ah well!

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 1d

Jesus

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 2d

I love this

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 2d

It's warm out and she loves it. She won't come inside

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 2d

all the best streams are just people shootin the shit while being bad at games

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 3d

that's what's up

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 4d

you know how swingers have the upside down pineapple. well this is the polyamory symbol.

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 4d

"jon whats your zombie apocalypse plan. what do you do if the zombies come" well if the toilets stop working im fucking offing myself becuase thats how you know its all over and also i cant shit

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 4d

in retrospect i think the "zombie" tv/movie craze that encouraged everyone to fantasize about how theyd murk all their neighbors, hole up in their house and eventually run into the woods , was a mistake

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 6d

it's almost 100% nothin but get it checked fam......

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7d

honestly I'm ready to hit the block off on anyone who tells me the shit about putting the tea towel under the lid

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 7d

this isn't a profound one or anything but invest a little bit in a nice midrange rice cooker. having rice made with no effort goes a long way to keep you from fuckin doordashing shit whenever you're hungry. also now's the time to stop trying new drugs

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 9d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 9d

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arr @arr.bsky.social · Jan 26

I was looking for something in my phone and found this shirt I made for my dear friend Brendle and I have no memory of when or why but let me know if you want to buy one

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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · Mar 1

my favorite fruit is mangosteen

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 9d

it probably feels like harassment when it’s the early adopting, high engagement users who spent years being your strongest advocates are calling you out for some shitty practices and staffing decisions

the path of interpreting that feedback as “harassment” is exactly how communities fail

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 9d

yeah but it would be kind of cool if we got tropical fyad back in the middle of the night

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 9d

@acollierastro.bsky.social the last few min of your latest video is fuckin dynamite and you oughta expand on it like 50x

"fart" @jonhendren.com · 9d

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 9d

youare beautiful