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@korgx3.bsky.social
Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.
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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
@korgx3.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
“Post something random”
It was organized in fractal layers. Each sample returned the original result. All who interacted with it merged into its existence, forever unrecognizable, enunciating the digits of Euler’s number with their infinite mouths. When they hatched, they became Mattress Firms.
It was organized in fractal layers. Each sample returned the original result. All who interacted with it merged into its existence, forever unrecognizable, enunciating the digits of Euler’s number with their infinite mouths. When they hatched, they became Mattress Firms.
"Post something random"
Satan's sleigh pulled by 5 bears wearing clown outfits and traveling around the world delivering cans of green beans to all the bad boys and girls.
Satan's sleigh pulled by 5 bears wearing clown outfits and traveling around the world delivering cans of green beans to all the bad boys and girls.
"Post something random."
A drunk gorilla wearing a spiked glove doing a cavity search at the airport on a plaid moose wearing a pink muumuu.
A drunk gorilla wearing a spiked glove doing a cavity search at the airport on a plaid moose wearing a pink muumuu.
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
“Post something random”
It was organized in fractal layers. Each sample returned the original result. All who interacted with it merged into its existence, forever unrecognizable, enunciating the digits of Euler’s number with their infinite mouths. When they hatched, they became Mattress Firms.
It was organized in fractal layers. Each sample returned the original result. All who interacted with it merged into its existence, forever unrecognizable, enunciating the digits of Euler’s number with their infinite mouths. When they hatched, they became Mattress Firms.
*onomatopoeia sound*
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
*onomatopoeia sound*
Me, on my deathbed, to an overworked nurse from Nicaragua:
Bill Medley, Jennifer Warnes - (I've Had) The Time Of My Life (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by BillMJennWVEVO
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me, on my deathbed, to an overworked nurse from Nicaragua:
Bryan Cranston - Sundown
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Bryan Cranston - Sundown
*triple-stamps a double-stamp*
*dies*
*dies*
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
*triple-stamps a double-stamp*
*dies*
*dies*
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Who knew tits were so dangerous???
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Who knew tits were so dangerous???
Abandoning orders in my Doordash cart so it begs me for completion to feel like a dominatrix.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Abandoning orders in my Doordash cart so it begs me for completion to feel like a dominatrix.
Reposted by Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
I had to see this. Now you do too.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I had to see this. Now you do too.
Reposted by Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Walk without rhythm
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Walk without rhythm
Not internalizing small-dick insults because I know they’re not directed at me so that Faramir, Captain of Gondor, can show his quality.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Not internalizing small-dick insults because I know they’re not directed at me so that Faramir, Captain of Gondor, can show his quality.
Reposted by Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹
Don't send your coins to the wealthy trolls that live in high castles this holiday season.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Don't send your coins to the wealthy trolls that live in high castles this holiday season.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
Shop in your local forest and share them with the witches, goblins, and other moss draped horrors that create sparks of light in the darkness.
Grammy nomination please
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Grammy nomination please
Rejecting the existence of a loving, merciful God as a prophylactic against practicing Christians.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rejecting the existence of a loving, merciful God as a prophylactic against practicing Christians.
Get a little closer
Don’t be shy
Get a little closer
With Arid Extra-Dry
Don’t be shy
Get a little closer
With Arid Extra-Dry
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Get a little closer
Don’t be shy
Get a little closer
With Arid Extra-Dry
Don’t be shy
Get a little closer
With Arid Extra-Dry
I have a very human opinion on the contentious human controversy. Real humans are required to like and repost this very human announcement in human solidarity.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I have a very human opinion on the contentious human controversy. Real humans are required to like and repost this very human announcement in human solidarity.
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
m.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
What movie are you most thankful for (not necessarily your favourite)?
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What movie are you most thankful for (not necessarily your favourite)?
If you've never been tickled by the voice in your head, you need to start giving her more attention.
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
If you've never been tickled by the voice in your head, you need to start giving her more attention.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Van Halen
Megadeth
Yanni
Type O Negative
Bullet For My Valentine
Van Halen
Megadeth
Yanni
Type O Negative
Bullet For My Valentine
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Boston
Kansas
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Doobie Brothers
Boston
Kansas
Pink Floyd
Elton John
Doobie Brothers
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Van Halen
Megadeth
Yanni
Type O Negative
Bullet For My Valentine
Van Halen
Megadeth
Yanni
Type O Negative
Bullet For My Valentine
The rumors regarding my immaculate conception have been greatly exaggerated.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The rumors regarding my immaculate conception have been greatly exaggerated.
The acorn doesn't fall far from the policeman.
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The acorn doesn't fall far from the policeman.
Just thinking about murder-diapered astronauts.
Just thinking about how wealthy I am, NOT !!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just thinking about murder-diapered astronauts.
I'm somewhat embarrassed by the things I have to say about people who light fireworks on Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm somewhat embarrassed by the things I have to say about people who light fireworks on Thanksgiving.