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Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor. My recent rot: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rqghngjopujxubbq6vyzzewg/feed/aaansl7aeazwk

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · Mar 27

Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

["Good Will Hunting" alternate take]

WILL: *banging on window* Do you like apples?

CLARK: Actually I get a horrible allergic reaction

WILL: Oh

CLARK: I'm sorry about what happened earlier, you seem really smart

WILL: No worries

CLARK: What's that scrap paper?

WILL: Nothing, enjoy your night

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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 1d

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

"They stabbed it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the beast."

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 1d

Hey cousin can Chicago borrow The Swiss Guard for a sec, we've got some fed-level trash to take out

Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 2d

Pope to Chicago Labor Leaders: “Please know of my appreciation for your welcome of immigrants and refugees, especially your support of food pantries and shelters….I encourage you to continue to advocate for society to respect the human dignity of the most vulnerable.” www.vatican.va/content/leo-...

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

*Dragonbait smells like freshly baked bread*

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

At least we got that re-release a couple of years ago, but I agree. I always loved the Forgotten Realms lore.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

When you're playing Pool of Radiance and minding your own business 35 years ago.

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Scalawag Jack, Pirate Ghost (or Ghost Pirate?) @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 1d

Recalling when the "Dude, you're getting a Dell!" guy got busted for marijuana possession.

My stoner friend joked, "And here they keep telling us it's a Gateway drug!"

The "Dude you're getting a Dell" guy gives a double thumbs-up with a caption of his catch phrase.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

I can't wait for the part where we eat roast billionaire.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

This is giving '80s album cover so much.

Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

a man in an uncle sam costume is giving a speech in front of a crowd and the word pop is visible

Alt: Magnitude from Community charming the student body of Hilldale to join him in his reciting his signature "Pop Pop."

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

When your skinsuit has expired, but you still need it for another year.

A very unflattering photograph of Mitch McConnell.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

Standing at the rails on a US war ship is a long standing tradition. We would say goodbye to family and friends. It was always toughest for the new guys.

"Don't worry man, she will be just the same now when we get back."

"Really?"

"Yep. Tears in her eyes and freshly fucked."

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 1d

Cute Halloween costume

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a mustache is looking at himself in a mirror

Alt: Steve Perry looking in the mirror at his battle ravaged mullet and shaving cream mustache. He nods knowingly before raising the world's cheapest Bic disposable razor to begin hacking it off, bringing his pornography career to its unsatisfactory conclusion.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

Streetlights. People.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 2d

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

Getting t-shots at the HOA meeting just to feel something.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d

sexual healing could fix me

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palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 2d

just had a bout of secondhand homosexuality

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

When you know you're to be cannon-fodder but have a message that must be delivered.

Final Battle Scene | GLORY (1989) Movie CLIP HD

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

When someone criticizes you for being "Terminally Online," it probably means that you're open to discovering what the world has to offer and, as a result, are more understanding and aware of the needs of others. Or maybe you like horse-dick memes, and we have no choice but to trust you.

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

My idea of 'white power' is snorkel-diving America's founding capitalist while going Rocky Balboa for the idea that slaves deserved a path to freedom in revolutionary era South Carolina.

When asked about John Laurens' character, President George Washington replied, "In a word, he had not a fault, that I ever could discover, unless intrepidity bordering upon rashness could come under that denomination; and to this he was excited by the purest motives."

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Kørg(x)³ 😐🎹 @korgx3.bsky.social · 2d

Saudia Arabia: *attacks USA*
9/11 Families: *file lawsuit*
US Govt: "Sadly, there's nothing we can do."

12yo: *pirates EA game*
Saudi Arabia: *files lawsuit*
US Govt: *repatriates 12yo to Saudi Arabia*