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Sex-repulsed aroace: natural immunity to thirst traps. World's laziest cancer survivor.
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@korgx3.bsky.social
· Mar 27
Good afternoon, I hope this skeet finds you well. Sometimes I get so hung up on how to formulate a post or reply that I have long forgotten the context by the time I send it. Thanks.
Just thinking about murder-diapered astronauts.
Just thinking about how wealthy I am, NOT !!!
Just thinking about cherry stem tongue knots
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just thinking about murder-diapered astronauts.
I'm somewhat embarrassed by the things I have to say about people who light fireworks on Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm somewhat embarrassed by the things I have to say about people who light fireworks on Thanksgiving.
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Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
I finally got around to washing the dishes and now my hands smell like salmonella.
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I finally got around to washing the dishes and now my hands smell like salmonella.
I had a dream last night that I had a girlfriend until she found out I'm almost 50, and then I didn't.
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I had a dream last night that I had a girlfriend until she found out I'm almost 50, and then I didn't.
When you accidentally switch to the Discover tab and can't escape before humanity disappoints you once again.
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
When you accidentally switch to the Discover tab and can't escape before humanity disappoints you once again.
My favorite day of being a curmudgeon that dodges invitations to bring the spirit of cringe to other people's family gatherings. This time of year really highlights the color of my overall lack of societal value. ❤️🙏
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My favorite day of being a curmudgeon that dodges invitations to bring the spirit of cringe to other people's family gatherings. This time of year really highlights the color of my overall lack of societal value. ❤️🙏
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You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You can fit more pie in if you orient the taper of the wedge properly
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We are Bluesky. This is about all of us. We're okay with this.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We are Bluesky. This is about all of us. We're okay with this.
The way my pubic hair entangles about my micropenis and painfully inverts it back into my fupa like a mangina is sending a powerful message. I think you might be trans.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The way my pubic hair entangles about my micropenis and painfully inverts it back into my fupa like a mangina is sending a powerful message. I think you might be trans.
The refugees have arrived
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The refugees have arrived
When you can’t trust having heroes anymore because of the shitheel pandemic.
a lawn mower is sitting in the grass near a body of water
Alt: A man casually walks into a pond until he is fully submerged
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
When you can’t trust having heroes anymore because of the shitheel pandemic.
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i got us some dessert
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i got us some dessert
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Soooo.
A little over a month ago, I started using a habit tracker I set up in Google Sheets to give my day structure/goals.
Here's a guide on how to do it yourself.
infoinspired.com/google-docs/...
And honestly, I can't recommend it enough, especially if you're self-employed.
A little over a month ago, I started using a habit tracker I set up in Google Sheets to give my day structure/goals.
Here's a guide on how to do it yourself.
infoinspired.com/google-docs/...
And honestly, I can't recommend it enough, especially if you're self-employed.
Create a Habit Tracker in Google Sheets: Step-by-Step Guide
Create a powerful habit tracker in Google Sheets with automation, formulas, and a free template you can start using today.
infoinspired.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Soooo.
A little over a month ago, I started using a habit tracker I set up in Google Sheets to give my day structure/goals.
Here's a guide on how to do it yourself.
infoinspired.com/google-docs/...
And honestly, I can't recommend it enough, especially if you're self-employed.
A little over a month ago, I started using a habit tracker I set up in Google Sheets to give my day structure/goals.
Here's a guide on how to do it yourself.
infoinspired.com/google-docs/...
And honestly, I can't recommend it enough, especially if you're self-employed.
Objectively beautiful women experiencing dysmorphia:
"Maybe this will fix me."
"Maybe this will fix me."
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Objectively beautiful women experiencing dysmorphia:
"Maybe this will fix me."
"Maybe this will fix me."
Dick of the Double Bass
BATMETAL FOREVER
YouTube video by ArhyBES
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dick of the Double Bass
My Thanksgiving tradition is ordering the Thanksgiving Toasted sandwich from D'Angelo's today so I can eat it cold tomorrow. 👍
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My Thanksgiving tradition is ordering the Thanksgiving Toasted sandwich from D'Angelo's today so I can eat it cold tomorrow. 👍
Your visual Daily Double
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Your visual Daily Double
What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Post your warning label
Maybe she's born with it; maybe it's Hepatitis-B.
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Maybe she's born with it; maybe it's Hepatitis-B.
I just like to remind people who wax nostalgic about the Starship Troopers shower scene that Dizzy was a dude in the book.
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I just like to remind people who wax nostalgic about the Starship Troopers shower scene that Dizzy was a dude in the book.
The original Police Academy series consisted of seven theatrical releases which is 6-1/2 more movies than you would need to watch to become an actual police officer.
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The original Police Academy series consisted of seven theatrical releases which is 6-1/2 more movies than you would need to watch to become an actual police officer.