Shitposts In Tiaras
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
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In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo
If Margaret was 11 in 1970 that means she's 66 now so we can't even blame this on menopause 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @cosmicclau.bsky.social
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If Margaret was 11 in 1970 that means she's 66 now so we can't even blame this on menopause 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @cosmicclau.bsky.social
If only the Smiths weren't marred by Morrissey 🏆👑 Congratulations @blairloudly.bsky.social from @shrekromancer.gay
everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If only the Smiths weren't marred by Morrissey 🏆👑 Congratulations @blairloudly.bsky.social from @shrekromancer.gay
The switch from black paint to red paint was the exact moment of pwnsgiving 🏆👑 Congratulations @justinmatic5000.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
My War on Christmas until December First has begun
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The switch from black paint to red paint was the exact moment of pwnsgiving 🏆👑 Congratulations @justinmatic5000.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Never trust an echo 🏆👑 Congratulations @uffdada.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
She said go balls deep, I heard go bowels deep, we really got to work on our communication.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Never trust an echo 🏆👑 Congratulations @uffdada.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
Fuck marry kill: mailboxes with teeth, airplanes that flap their wings, Gollum's favorite songs go 🏆👑 Congratulations @thehyyyype.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Fuck marry kill: mailboxes with teeth, airplanes that flap their wings, Gollum's favorite songs go 🏆👑 Congratulations @thehyyyype.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
We're asleep at a slumber party and someone has put our fingers in glasses of warm water, wake up peeple 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
Despite what my birth certificate claims, most people assume my middle name is "secIgottapee"
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We're asleep at a slumber party and someone has put our fingers in glasses of warm water, wake up peeple 🏆👑 Congratulations @klaybourne.bsky.social from @coachmark25.bsky.social
You have the right to remain speechless 🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
Him: Tell me a little about yourself.
Her: I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't hang out with men.
Him: You sound too good to be true.
Her: But when I get out of prison, everything will change.
Her: I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't hang out with men.
Him: You sound too good to be true.
Her: But when I get out of prison, everything will change.
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You have the right to remain speechless 🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
I never met my real account, it went out for starter packs and never came back 🏆👑 Congratulations @runswindows95.bsky.social from @jfloozie.xyz
Your Dad's greatest skeet led to your birth.
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I never met my real account, it went out for starter packs and never came back 🏆👑 Congratulations @runswindows95.bsky.social from @jfloozie.xyz
Who you trying to get crazy with term paper, don't you know I'm locating reference materials to support my main points 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
my Chicano studies degree involved so many essays
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Who you trying to get crazy with term paper, don't you know I'm locating reference materials to support my main points 🏆👑 Congratulations @los-los.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
When you're misanthropissed at everyone around you 🏆👑 Congratulations @rlpontificates.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Keep your friends close and your enemies in fart radius.
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When you're misanthropissed at everyone around you 🏆👑 Congratulations @rlpontificates.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Jim staying in shape for this all year 🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Jim staying in shape for this all year 🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Now you just have a restraining disorder 🏆👑 Congratulations @dly.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Now you just have a restraining disorder 🏆👑 Congratulations @dly.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Mr Cologuard this is your last warning maybe you could do this by mail 🏆👑 Congratulations @tierno158.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
Yesterday I was at the dog park with a plastic baggie in my hand walking around saying, "Do a poopy. I want to see you do a poopy."
They told me not to come back without a dog.
They told me not to come back without a dog.
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Mr Cologuard this is your last warning maybe you could do this by mail 🏆👑 Congratulations @tierno158.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
It was all for you anyway I had another date before this 🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
revenge is a dish best served after I’ve licked everything on the plate
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It was all for you anyway I had another date before this 🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
Nostradamus predicted the Tit dynasty for 8008, also a good one 🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social
- I can’t believe I was hacked.
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
- What was your password?
- The year the Mongol Empire, with the help of the Southern Song dynasty, completed its conquest of the Jin dynasty after the final Jin stronghold of Caizhou fell.
- And when was that?
- 1234
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nostradamus predicted the Tit dynasty for 8008, also a good one 🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social
ACAB does not include the Sphinx when it's trying to show inherent sexism 🏆👑 Congratulations @benedictsred.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
ACAB does not include the Sphinx when it's trying to show inherent sexism 🏆👑 Congratulations @benedictsred.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social
Sounds like someone has a case of the He-Mondays 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sounds like someone has a case of the He-Mondays 🏆👑 Congratulations @ennuidoofen.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social
And another thing. Of all the beastie boys who had to die, YMCA 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
it takes a village people to raise a macho man
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
And another thing. Of all the beastie boys who had to die, YMCA 🏆👑 Congratulations @grilldcheese.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
Maybe the D in 3D chess stands for drool because it sure doesn't stand for Democrats 🏆👑 Congratulations @bornmiserable.bsky.social from @itsabbyyep.bsky.social
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Maybe the D in 3D chess stands for drool because it sure doesn't stand for Democrats 🏆👑 Congratulations @bornmiserable.bsky.social from @itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Goonies squared never say die² 🏆👑 Congratulations @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Goon a movie:
The goonies
The goonies
Goon a movie:
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
The Goon, the Bad and the Ugly
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Goonies squared never say die² 🏆👑 Congratulations @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Lowbrow mathematics>>highbrow mathematics 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @ashhull.bsky.social
absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Lowbrow mathematics>>highbrow mathematics 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @ashhull.bsky.social
Selfies of people sleeping on a plate are sweeping social media 🏆👑 Congratulations @jaymindx.bsky.social from @gregthemiller.bsky.social
If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Selfies of people sleeping on a plate are sweeping social media 🏆👑 Congratulations @jaymindx.bsky.social from @gregthemiller.bsky.social
Sound effects nerds are already calling this the Wilhelm Murder of Bobby McFerrin 🏆👑 Congratulations @crisiscake.bsky.social from @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
how do you verbalize the sensation of simultaneously falling down through an endless abyss & being dragged around behind a startled horse 10 years? because i want to compress whatever sound that makes down into a garbled 1 second digital shriek to play back when people ask how I'm doing
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Sound effects nerds are already calling this the Wilhelm Murder of Bobby McFerrin 🏆👑 Congratulations @crisiscake.bsky.social from @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
Other things that look like you are not yourself how fucking hard can it be 🏆👑 Congratulations @gregthemiller.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
the important thing is that Waldo finds himself
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Other things that look like you are not yourself how fucking hard can it be 🏆👑 Congratulations @gregthemiller.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
Choking on MONEY 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social
You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Choking on MONEY 🏆👑 Congratulations @azedand2knots.bsky.social from @toomanycommas.bsky.social