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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.

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Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · Dec 20

After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.

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Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 6h

I’m bald now but otherwise available

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Hadn’t heard from Gym lately. Seems kind of lost without his pedo buddy from Florida.

Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 12h

Guy Fieri Flavortown Massacre

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Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 13h

Unpaid American.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 13h

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Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 13h

Total incel looking dude squeezed into a T-shirt that reads 2nd Amendment foundation.

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Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 1d

I think it should be clear at this point that like the US federal government has collapsed.

There are no branches. There are no rules.

There is just one man and his truth social posts.

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Humphrey Ghost-Kart 👻 @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 1d

The last symbol of a once great empire.

Wienermobile in an empty parking lot. Not alone.

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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 1d

So if Russ Vought and Bob Kennedy were deliberately trying on behalf of an enemy to sicken and kill Americans by destroying the public health structure - what would they be doing differently?

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 1d

nbd just the President of the United States is insane.

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Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 1d

He doesn’t seem to care about much.

Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 1d

This is great news. Don’t forget the rest of us Fed employees though.

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Shutdown _Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 1d

Trump says administration has ‘identified funds’ to pay troops next week

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 1d

they're awarding me the nobel hate prize for significant contributions in being a hater

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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Claire Waller / Claire Lunn @clairesnonsense.bsky.social · 2d

I know this isn’t so relevant here but I have to say it before I burst

POLITICS ISN’T LIKE FOOTBALL. YOU DON’T PICK A TEAM THEN FANATICALLY EXCUSE THEM WHEN THE GOALIE PUNCHES A POLICE HORSE AND THE STRIKER TAKES DIRTY MONEY FROM RUSSIA, SCREECHING ‘BUT THE OTHER SIDE TRIPPED SOMEONE UP, ONCE TOO’