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Upper Midwest Atonal Whistling Champion 1995-1997. Runner-up 1999. Winner of the prestigious Lexapro medal in Sarajevo. Go hard on the puck. Baseball cards as mid-life crisis.
Pinned
After the revolution: “Me? No, I was never an Amazon Prime member.” My eye twitches involuntarily as I see a delivery truck turn the corner.
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my favorite genre of music is supermarket-core
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
my favorite genre of music is supermarket-core
My daughter: Dad, what was 1995 like?
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My daughter: Dad, what was 1995 like?
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
Beyond disappointed that Strange Brew 2 turned out to be an internet hoax.
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Beyond disappointed that Strange Brew 2 turned out to be an internet hoax.
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If you're in trouble or hurt or need – go to poor people. They're the only ones that' ll help – the only ones.
John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If you're in trouble or hurt or need – go to poor people. They're the only ones that' ll help – the only ones.
John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
On day three we eat turkey lentil soup.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
On day three we eat turkey lentil soup.
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The new pope doesn't like the way you look. He's gonna beat your ass with his baseball bat.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The new pope doesn't like the way you look. He's gonna beat your ass with his baseball bat.
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I'm going to have so much more grocery money when I drop my health insurance.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm going to have so much more grocery money when I drop my health insurance.
“I remain open to vigorous discussions and debate,” Prasad wrote to his team, adding that staff who did not agree with the core principles of his new approach should submit their resignations.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“I remain open to vigorous discussions and debate,” Prasad wrote to his team, adding that staff who did not agree with the core principles of his new approach should submit their resignations.
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told siri i was sad and she scheduled me for a performance review next thursday at 3
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
told siri i was sad and she scheduled me for a performance review next thursday at 3
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I don’t miss smoking in restaurants but I do miss collecting matches from all of the places.
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I don’t miss smoking in restaurants but I do miss collecting matches from all of the places.
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My FIL talking about the new neighbor across the street:
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “A what?”
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “you mean an EMT?”
“THAT’S WHAT I SAID.”
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “A what?”
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “you mean an EMT?”
“THAT’S WHAT I SAID.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My FIL talking about the new neighbor across the street:
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “A what?”
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “you mean an EMT?”
“THAT’S WHAT I SAID.”
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “A what?”
“HE’S AN ET.”
Me: “you mean an EMT?”
“THAT’S WHAT I SAID.”
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There is no strict constitutional prohibition against murdering survivors of boats that were blown up so it’s hard to see why liberals are mad at Pete Hegseth.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
There is no strict constitutional prohibition against murdering survivors of boats that were blown up so it’s hard to see why liberals are mad at Pete Hegseth.
by Jonathan Turley
by Jonathan Turley
My wife is trying and failing to explain heavy metal to my 80+ MIL:
“He likes….skulls and things.”
“He likes….skulls and things.”
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My wife is trying and failing to explain heavy metal to my 80+ MIL:
“He likes….skulls and things.”
“He likes….skulls and things.”
Ohtani only needs 8 more MVP awards and 8 more World Series championships to complete his contact with the Dodgers.
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Ohtani only needs 8 more MVP awards and 8 more World Series championships to complete his contact with the Dodgers.
Already back from trampling weaker people who do not deserve cheap televisions as much as I do. Survival of the fittest.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Already back from trampling weaker people who do not deserve cheap televisions as much as I do. Survival of the fittest.
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Look at these men. They are ashamed of themselves as they should be. They are standing here while the president calls their professional colleague a “stupid person.”
I don’t care if you think you’ll lose access. You need to speak up. Decent Americans are tired of this and disgusted with all of you.
I don’t care if you think you’ll lose access. You need to speak up. Decent Americans are tired of this and disgusted with all of you.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Look at these men. They are ashamed of themselves as they should be. They are standing here while the president calls their professional colleague a “stupid person.”
I don’t care if you think you’ll lose access. You need to speak up. Decent Americans are tired of this and disgusted with all of you.
I don’t care if you think you’ll lose access. You need to speak up. Decent Americans are tired of this and disgusted with all of you.
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Das Boot is a Xmas movie
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Das Boot is a Xmas movie
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*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop