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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you!

My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
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My only daily goal in life rn is to get to 10,000 steps.
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can you imagine just going through your day except you’re stevie nicks so you have to change capes every half hour
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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getting a little more insane each day as i open the tiny advent calendar doors
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Nobody:

Me: LORD OF THE RINGS IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE THERE ARE ELVES.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Using AI to edit you out of all the old family photos. Can you feel that?
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I made the bed this morning, for my cat.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I’m a centrist because I want White People to accept me.
I'm a centrist because none of this cruelty actually inconveniences me.
i’m a centrist bc i do believe better things are possible but don’t want to do anything to make that happen
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Love me, love my gams.
November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Talentless frauds close to the White House are making billions by crashing the American economy and selling out America’s allies. Here’s why democratic socialism is unthinkable.
November 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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It’s always fun to see the clips of the Sunday political shows because you get to go “yep the news lets people lie to them for an hour and airs it”
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I'm a centrist because I benefit by nothing ever changing.
I'm a centrist because none of this cruelty actually inconveniences me.
i’m a centrist bc i do believe better things are possible but don’t want to do anything to make that happen
November 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I'm a centrist because I enjoy what ICE is doing but at cocktail parties I'm going to act shocked and dismayed.
I'm a centrist because none of this cruelty actually inconveniences me.
i’m a centrist bc i do believe better things are possible but don’t want to do anything to make that happen
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's a Christmas miracle!
"... and you remember the things we used to do to all those 13-year-old girls on my island? Well, down there they do those things too, but they'll do them to YOU, and with a red hot PITCH FORK."

#DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you don't think Donald is still doing massive amounts of cocaine, oh my sweet summer child. lmfao
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I'm a centrist because I don't want to actually take a stand on anything
I'm a centrist because none of this cruelty actually inconveniences me.
i’m a centrist bc i do believe better things are possible but don’t want to do anything to make that happen
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm a centrist because none of this cruelty actually inconveniences me.
i’m a centrist bc i do believe better things are possible but don’t want to do anything to make that happen
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The other side wants the status quo, which is all of what Donald represents but quieter. The people need to wake up and take back the power they ceded to the degenerates and moneyed interests.
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.

Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Hello.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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bout to get this bread
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We all have this inside of us. We simply have to choose it.
🌈🦄💕
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
omfg 😭😭😭

🌈🦄💕
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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although these were fun 😂
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I post bullshet and I post the truth, a truth that takes you to the core of this reality. It's up to you to figure out which is which. It's your journey.
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The White House website is proof positive that having a website doesn't automatically ensure that people actually believe you, just an absolute clown show of stupidity and propaganda.
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Admit it, y'all enjoy having Donald around. Why else would this cruel monster continue to outlive far kinder people? This reality both craves and needs a villain to make the duality work here. It's just a never-ending clown show of cruelty.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM