Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you!
My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
Read my essays on Medium. https://medium.com/@beckybunzy
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My only daily goal in life rn is to get to 10,000 steps.
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The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
🎶 jingle jingle jingle 🎶
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December 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
🎶 jingle jingle jingle 🎶
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The only people who insist on people in need lifting themselves up by the bootstraps are those who are invested in White Supremacy.
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The only people who insist on people in need lifting themselves up by the bootstraps are those who are invested in White Supremacy.
I guess we’re a country that kills defenseless fishermen now.
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I guess we’re a country that kills defenseless fishermen now.
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41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
41 minutes of watching two shipwrecked men trying to flip a boat and signaling for surrender/help before firing on them again reminds me of the 9.5 minutes Derek Chauvin knelt on George Floyd’s neck, in that it’s an agonizingly long time to be killing helpless people who clearly posed no threat.
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[working on my prompts]
hey grok please die in a fire
hey grok please die in a fire
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
[working on my prompts]
hey grok please die in a fire
hey grok please die in a fire
Can art save us? It already has.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Can art save us? It already has.
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19 of the top 20 economies have universal heathcare.
We have insurance company care.
We have insurance company care.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
19 of the top 20 economies have universal heathcare.
We have insurance company care.
We have insurance company care.
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I should have known better than to just ask that genie to "shake things up a bit"
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I should have known better than to just ask that genie to "shake things up a bit"
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i’m sorry you forgot that amazing banger before you could post it i’m sure that was the one that would have turned it all around for you
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
i’m sorry you forgot that amazing banger before you could post it i’m sure that was the one that would have turned it all around for you
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
When Donald finally dies the press coverage is going to be absolutely ridiculous. They're all going to be pretending that he wasn't a walking corpse for the past few years. Just great stuff. Really instills confidence in the fourth estate.
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
When Donald finally dies the press coverage is going to be absolutely ridiculous. They're all going to be pretending that he wasn't a walking corpse for the past few years. Just great stuff. Really instills confidence in the fourth estate.
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I believe now that FIFA has handed out their peace prize it’s time for the more prestigious award, The Execubetch “Peace” Prize, to awarded.
December 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Superhero manhood or barely warmed-over corpse?
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Superhero manhood or barely warmed-over corpse?
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The Temu Peace Prize
😭😭😭
✨WHEEZING✨
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✨WHEEZING✨
FIFA Peace Prize sponsored by Temu
December 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The Temu Peace Prize
😭😭😭
✨WHEEZING✨
😭😭😭
✨WHEEZING✨
FIFA Peace Prize gonna sit in the Oval Office fondling Donald's balls until the end.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
FIFA Peace Prize gonna sit in the Oval Office fondling Donald's balls until the end.
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coming soon to a McD’s near you
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
coming soon to a McD’s near you
What's especially hilarious is that the vast majority in this country of hayseeds don't care about soccer and have no idea what FIFA is.
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What's especially hilarious is that the vast majority in this country of hayseeds don't care about soccer and have no idea what FIFA is.
Free FIFA Peace Prize with every order of hamburder.
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Free FIFA Peace Prize with every order of hamburder.
Grandpa Donald isn’t too sharp in his last months on this earth. As long as you give him something gold and sparkly he’ll think it’s a trophy or prize.
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Grandpa Donald isn’t too sharp in his last months on this earth. As long as you give him something gold and sparkly he’ll think it’s a trophy or prize.
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excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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@beckybunzy.bsky.social and I are going to dip out for his life review it will be epic 😭😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@beckybunzy.bsky.social and I are going to dip out for his life review it will be epic 😭😭😭
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Y'all he's wearing a portable defribulator. He has a blood transfusion once a week. They give him a brain MRI every week.
NAME ONE HEALTHY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT NEEDS THIS
lmao
NAME ONE HEALTHY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT NEEDS THIS
lmao
I mean y'all can pretend that it's voodoo, or witchcraft, or a suprise but honestly all you have to do is use your eyes and ears
lmao
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Donald Trump's Hand Appears Battered and Bruised at Event as Health Rumors Swirl: Watch
Donald Trump’s bruised and bandaged hand sparked new health rumors.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Y'all he's wearing a portable defribulator. He has a blood transfusion once a week. They give him a brain MRI every week.
NAME ONE HEALTHY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT NEEDS THIS
lmao
NAME ONE HEALTHY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD THAT NEEDS THIS
lmao
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Nutgate is not a thing.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nutgate is not a thing.