Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
You're not mad at what I said. You're mad that what I said was true. 😘
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I think we should start openly organizing a MASSIVE celebration of the ☠️ of Snoozy McCankles. Can you imagine the blow up he would have? Organize a committee. Pick a mascot like the olympics. Like a cute smiley Grim Reaper.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I think we should start openly organizing a MASSIVE celebration of the ☠️ of Snoozy McCankles. Can you imagine the blow up he would have? Organize a committee. Pick a mascot like the olympics. Like a cute smiley Grim Reaper.
It's good that Trump set up all of these concentration camps because when Lord of the Fries goes down, we're going to fill them all with every one of his enablers.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's good that Trump set up all of these concentration camps because when Lord of the Fries goes down, we're going to fill them all with every one of his enablers.
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This is the song that never ends
Breaking:
NEW YORK (AP) - Federal judge grants Justice Department's request to unseal records from Ghislaine Maxwell's 2021 sex trafficking case.
NEW YORK (AP) - Federal judge grants Justice Department's request to unseal records from Ghislaine Maxwell's 2021 sex trafficking case.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is the song that never ends
If you think Presididn't McTaco-Tits sleeps a lot now, wait 4 weeks
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December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
If you think Presididn't McTaco-Tits sleeps a lot now, wait 4 weeks
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Trump’s third term.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Trump’s third term.
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Did you know Trump gets an NJ agricultural property tax deduction for Trump National Bedminster by keeping some goats on the premises? Will he try for a million or so?
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Did you know Trump gets an NJ agricultural property tax deduction for Trump National Bedminster by keeping some goats on the premises? Will he try for a million or so?
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🎶Though you may not drive a great big ol’ John Deere
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
December 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🎶Though you may not drive a great big ol’ John Deere
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
Nine foot tires, TV antennas in the rear
You may not have a combine at all
But remember brothers and grifters
Socialisms only for y’all
Just be thankful for Subsidies…🎵
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You can rest fucking assured
that dirt farmers like Cargill,ConAgra and Simplot
will grab $11.999 billion
that dirt farmers like Cargill,ConAgra and Simplot
will grab $11.999 billion
December 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You can rest fucking assured
that dirt farmers like Cargill,ConAgra and Simplot
will grab $11.999 billion
that dirt farmers like Cargill,ConAgra and Simplot
will grab $11.999 billion
So? Welfare, then.
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December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So? Welfare, then.
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If I were to ask you, without looking, "how old is Melania Trump?"
How many thousand years would you guess before dying of a massive cardiac infarction when I tell you 55 years (I checked, human, not dog years)
How many thousand years would you guess before dying of a massive cardiac infarction when I tell you 55 years (I checked, human, not dog years)
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If I were to ask you, without looking, "how old is Melania Trump?"
How many thousand years would you guess before dying of a massive cardiac infarction when I tell you 55 years (I checked, human, not dog years)
How many thousand years would you guess before dying of a massive cardiac infarction when I tell you 55 years (I checked, human, not dog years)
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Also Americans have been indoctrinated to care about things that affect them directly. Your neighbor's struggles are not yours so you don't care. As long as it ain't your kid getting shot you're not going to do a damn thing about it. I got mine everyone else can fuck off.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Also Americans have been indoctrinated to care about things that affect them directly. Your neighbor's struggles are not yours so you don't care. As long as it ain't your kid getting shot you're not going to do a damn thing about it. I got mine everyone else can fuck off.
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RFK Jr. wants to kill your children. It's exactly what White people want. It's was clear after White people didn't care enough about children being slaughtered by school gun violence to make changes to protect children. I mean, the majority elected a rapist and pedophile as President.
They want it.
They want it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
RFK Jr. wants to kill your children. It's exactly what White people want. It's was clear after White people didn't care enough about children being slaughtered by school gun violence to make changes to protect children. I mean, the majority elected a rapist and pedophile as President.
They want it.
They want it.
Between noticing they don't let Cankles McTaco-Tits do his 90 minute rallies no more and reading his latest online rants I thought these handy tips might be helpful for no reason at all
www.alzheimers.org.uk/get-support/...
www.alzheimers.org.uk/get-support/...
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Between noticing they don't let Cankles McTaco-Tits do his 90 minute rallies no more and reading his latest online rants I thought these handy tips might be helpful for no reason at all
www.alzheimers.org.uk/get-support/...
www.alzheimers.org.uk/get-support/...
✨WHEEZING✨
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
✨WHEEZING✨
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But but but…if he yells at them it will make their pussies hurt
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
But but but…if he yells at them it will make their pussies hurt
I just read the Global and US lists of Top Spotify Artists, Albums and Podcasts and I have nothing in common with you people
www.msn.com/en-au/music/...
www.msn.com/en-au/music/...
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I just read the Global and US lists of Top Spotify Artists, Albums and Podcasts and I have nothing in common with you people
www.msn.com/en-au/music/...
www.msn.com/en-au/music/...
I think it's truly hilarious that they're all "we're alpha males practicing total lethality ready to fight a Second Civil War" but also shitting their pants in fear that a brain dead diaper wearing rotten carcass of a octogenarian might tweet mean words about them
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December 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I think it's truly hilarious that they're all "we're alpha males practicing total lethality ready to fight a Second Civil War" but also shitting their pants in fear that a brain dead diaper wearing rotten carcass of a octogenarian might tweet mean words about them
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I know this seems like a shet post but try it, you'll like it
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Sometimes I’ll listen to opera while watching The Three Stooges on mute for the full effect
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I know this seems like a shet post but try it, you'll like it
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We're all about to find out exactly the maximum amount of Throazine that can be safely used to perk up up a rhinoceros
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
We're all about to find out exactly the maximum amount of Throazine that can be safely used to perk up up a rhinoceros
Here me out, Trump's not pardoning anyone and the reason he's going off on Joe Biden's autopen use is because in Trump's typical game of projection, like always he's telling you that he's letting Stephen Miller and his cronies autopen anyone they owe money to or want to blackmail in the future.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Here me out, Trump's not pardoning anyone and the reason he's going off on Joe Biden's autopen use is because in Trump's typical game of projection, like always he's telling you that he's letting Stephen Miller and his cronies autopen anyone they owe money to or want to blackmail in the future.
I think it's wild that they call the masses 'poor' and 'common' when they have no jobs, get paid by the taxes everyone has to pay. Motherfucker I'd be richer than midas too if I could pay my mortgage with a single annual peppercorn.
honey.nine.com.au/royals/princ...
honey.nine.com.au/royals/princ...
Prince Edward pays 'peppercorn rent' on 120-room royal mansion
honey.nine.com.au
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I think it's wild that they call the masses 'poor' and 'common' when they have no jobs, get paid by the taxes everyone has to pay. Motherfucker I'd be richer than midas too if I could pay my mortgage with a single annual peppercorn.
honey.nine.com.au/royals/princ...
honey.nine.com.au/royals/princ...
I hate Politico, but I hate Elon Musk more, so enjoy
(PS the €120 Million ($140M USD) fine is on Musk, personally. He can't use stock/debt to pay it lmao)
www.politico.eu/article/elon...
(PS the €120 Million ($140M USD) fine is on Musk, personally. He can't use stock/debt to pay it lmao)
www.politico.eu/article/elon...
Musk threatens ‘response’ against individuals who imposed €120M X penalty
The tech billionaire blasted “EU woke Stasi commissars” in posts on his social media platform, X.
www.politico.eu
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hate Politico, but I hate Elon Musk more, so enjoy
(PS the €120 Million ($140M USD) fine is on Musk, personally. He can't use stock/debt to pay it lmao)
www.politico.eu/article/elon...
(PS the €120 Million ($140M USD) fine is on Musk, personally. He can't use stock/debt to pay it lmao)
www.politico.eu/article/elon...
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The only benefit of Donald Trump sleeping while on the job as president is he can’t rape children while he’s asleep.
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The only benefit of Donald Trump sleeping while on the job as president is he can’t rape children while he’s asleep.