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⚠️This is a jokey account💙 Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝 Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂 Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿 👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs Dark Ages require jesters

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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · Nov 13

Going to have to write down my drafts like some Victorian diarist.

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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 7h

BOO!👻🦇🎃

👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 3d

Silence of the Lambs, but it’s my husband’s fingernail on the bathroom vanity.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 5d

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 5d

foraging beans so I can build a new mister bean

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 3d

Go ahead & have that late night bowl of cereal. After this week, you deserve it.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 3d

I miss when clowns were going around terrorizing people, that seems like lighthearted fun now

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Dr. Larry Mitchell™️ @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 3d

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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 3d

Wondering this myself.

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 4d

Oh great

A screenshot that reads, "Subtropical Storm Activity Alert

Subtropical Storm Karen has formed in the N. Atlantic."

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 5d

Everyone can have a little crash out as a treat

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 12

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 5d

Can't believe I crossed oceans of time for this

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 5d

Why don't you make some cookies about it?

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 5d

If all the Bluesky elders leave, then who will be watching us?

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7d

Did it hurt?

When you ordered Chinese for yourself but they included 3 forks and fortune cookies?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 5d

is it just monkeys or are all simian paws cursed

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 18

“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4d

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, i'm still punk

*uses shower gel in the bath*

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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 4d

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 7

Tornadoes are the penises of the sky.

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Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 8d

i’m awake. you can stop panicking now

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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 7d

Instead of chicken, I wish everything tasted like cheese.

👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 9d

When you don’t make it out of your shithole state

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 9d

she could just retire, but no she's gotta make fun of people who call their dogs their kids

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