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Your Favorite Narcissist

@urfavnarcissist.bsky.social

35 followers 280 following 20 posts

Just here to remind you who the real main character is (me)

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Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 15h

working while being this hot should be illegal

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 27d

Every time someone reposts me I interpret it as a marriage proposal.

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 1d

cant relate

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t have main character energy, I have background noise energy

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 1d

im special because I was born

braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 2d

in case you forgot you’re not special because you were born in the united states.

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 2d

everyone is leaving for mastodon? more attention for me

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 2d

i’ve been setting unrealistic beauty standards for all of you since the day i was born

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 2d

i’m right. you’re wrong. shut the fuck up 😊

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snargleplax @snargleplax.bsky.social · 3d

Socrates going around pestering important people in Athens about the fundamental nature of gender

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 3d

Cats are fluent in the language of Butthole. Take that how you will.

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braindro @raindro.bsky.social · 3d

im like the biggest shit god ever took

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 3d

if you don’t find me relatable it’s because i’m better than you

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 4d

i don’t need to go to the gym. i am already gifted with a body chiseled from marble

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 5d

i am so good in bed that my ex is still obsessed with me

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 6d

*slides off your panties*
*winks*

Fancy eating you here.

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 6d

i’ve never had a bad day but i know i’ve ruined a few. lol

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 7d

kiss me. i taste like im better than you and vodka

Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 7d

Kiss me. I taste like sass and red moscato

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7d

Kiss me. I taste like embarrassment and root beer.

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 7d

if i’m not the main character i’m not going

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 7d

i’m awake. you can stop panicking now

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 8d

getting blocked because i tell it like it is and im better than them

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 8d

they should replace the sun with a selfie of me

Your Favorite Narcissist @urfavnarcissist.bsky.social · 8d

the love of your life logging on

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 8d

every route is the scenic route when you’re always causing a scene

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · Mar 5

[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]

i am the horror and i will be persisting

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 19d

Them: the world doesn’t revolve around you

Me: that’s news to me

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✨💕Happy💕✨ @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · Sep 2

I’ve never made a mistake before and everything I do is perfect