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Festive Redneck
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Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.
It's catchy
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I need you to log out of your fantasy apps and stop thinking about football for like 4 more weeks. My guys can't handle this, Kevin.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is one of the few times it's allowed in the confines of toxic masculinity bc it's done as a celebration of dominance.
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
YESSIREEE
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Cash's boom-chicka beats feel close enough to disco. Get some isolated and turn up the low on the bass and the highs on the hi-hat and I think you'll find some inspiration.
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I want to try to make my own pastrami. I think I could do it
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
With horseradish?
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's a default setting that we can't turn off.
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I hear it in my head every time I see a picture of him
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Thats such a great memory! This is so funny bc I was just thinking about how we've always been like this. Like, I know the hunter gatherers had to have seen all kinds of cool natural things that they thought about for their whole lives, and you know they damn sure had favorite sticks and rocks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I bet it was a badass stick.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Strongest man IN THE WORLD
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM