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Designer. Buffalonian. Satan's Wallpaper. Figuring out the rest.

she/her
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Someone called this the state bird of Maryland and I am dying
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
oh no do I have to root for the dodgers now
Former Twins manager Rocco Baldelli is joining the Dodgers organization
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
hopefully this little pander works out the way him buying the ape did.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
the nfl is also just the onion now
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
did they do a G-rated call of the execution of John Lennon on monsters funday football
uhhhhh well that was an interesting transition
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
uhhhhh well that was an interesting transition
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
christ what a mess
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
LOLOL WHAT IS HAPPENING
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
oh jalen
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
studying film
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
this monsters broadcast is hilarious
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
….what
He still somehow has 5 under 5. It doesn’t even make sense but more kids just keep appearing!
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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I keep seeing jokes about how many kids Philip Rivers has, but no one mentioning that is a grandfather. Grandfathers should not be allowed to play in the NFL for the sake of everyone involved.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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“This is real.” is hilarious but appreciated
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
omg sad kelce in his helmet 😂
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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travis kelce
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
oh my fucking god kelce hahahahah
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
so a tv timeout, then a timeout, then a delay of game. woof.
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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craptrick Mahomes
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Where else would you rather pee
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
hell ya
I’m so tired from being at the game how am I at the roller rink
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
10-0 huh
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
kelce always looks like someone on the sidelines switches him off when he sits on the bench
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the doink heard round the world
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM