TD Allen
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TD Allen
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· Apr 4
They shoulda made Luke Skywalker smoke crack in those movies
Gambling rules, actually
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Gambling rules, actually
Eric, Marc, and Jordan when the other Staal brother tries talking hockey at Thanksgiving dinner:
Jared…..
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Eric, Marc, and Jordan when the other Staal brother tries talking hockey at Thanksgiving dinner:
C3PO after he's finally had enough of the little trash can one's constant nagging:
THE BEEPING HAS STOPPED!
I just had to get it to say “fire, fire” which is what most people say when they see me coming.
I just had to get it to say “fire, fire” which is what most people say when they see me coming.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
C3PO after he's finally had enough of the little trash can one's constant nagging:
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
This kind of posting is as insufferable as people saying "sportsball"
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This kind of posting is as insufferable as people saying "sportsball"
HOLD ON.
"Went" metric?
Like they weren't metric this whole time?!
LIKE THEY WERE NORMAL BEFORE THE 1970'S??!!
"Went" metric?
Like they weren't metric this whole time?!
LIKE THEY WERE NORMAL BEFORE THE 1970'S??!!
Today on my podcast Canadian History Ehx: When Canada Went Metric
From the early-1970s to the mid-1980s, Canada made the move to the Metric System (mostly).
Listen on all podcast platforms
link.chtbl.com/chx
Read 👇
canadaehx.com/2020/01/10/c...
From the early-1970s to the mid-1980s, Canada made the move to the Metric System (mostly).
Listen on all podcast platforms
link.chtbl.com/chx
Read 👇
canadaehx.com/2020/01/10/c...
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
HOLD ON.
"Went" metric?
Like they weren't metric this whole time?!
LIKE THEY WERE NORMAL BEFORE THE 1970'S??!!
"Went" metric?
Like they weren't metric this whole time?!
LIKE THEY WERE NORMAL BEFORE THE 1970'S??!!
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
This was my favorite Star War
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This was my favorite Star War
ROTJ's as good a Star Wars movie as Mighty Ducks is a hockey movie and I mean that in the very most, extremely derogotory terms possible
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
ROTJ's as good a Star Wars movie as Mighty Ducks is a hockey movie and I mean that in the very most, extremely derogotory terms possible
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Gandalf (suddenly realizing how much easier he could've made this whole thing):
Oh my god Eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Gandalf (suddenly realizing how much easier he could've made this whole thing):
Goddammit fuck holy shit
Christian Brothers
open.spotify.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Goddammit fuck holy shit
$1 million dollars idea:
A butthole that sucks
A butthole that sucks
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
$1 million dollars idea:
A butthole that sucks
A butthole that sucks
Couldn't get me to watch this if you held a gun to my infant daughter's head.
Kicking off the holiday season! 🌟
Don’t miss #HolidayTouchdown: A Bills Love Story, premiering tonight, November 22 at 8/7c on the Hallmark Channel (next day on Hallmark+).
Don’t miss #HolidayTouchdown: A Bills Love Story, premiering tonight, November 22 at 8/7c on the Hallmark Channel (next day on Hallmark+).
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Couldn't get me to watch this if you held a gun to my infant daughter's head.
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i talk about it a lot but if you haven’t seen the full clip of brandon beane’s radio temper tantrum in april you need to. it’s one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever heard
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i talk about it a lot but if you haven’t seen the full clip of brandon beane’s radio temper tantrum in april you need to. it’s one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever heard
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Vanilla is generous but I actually don’t blame Josh as much here.
They ran a ton of extra lineman formations last year to buy him time and I saw almost none of that this game. Against those edge rushers!!
They ran a ton of extra lineman formations last year to buy him time and I saw almost none of that this game. Against those edge rushers!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Vanilla is generous but I actually don’t blame Josh as much here.
They ran a ton of extra lineman formations last year to buy him time and I saw almost none of that this game. Against those edge rushers!!
They ran a ton of extra lineman formations last year to buy him time and I saw almost none of that this game. Against those edge rushers!!
The Trump gun you order/the Trump gun you get in the mail
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Trump gun you order/the Trump gun you get in the mail
Josh Allen talking about Joe Brady
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Josh Allen talking about Joe Brady
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i never wanna see that disgusting yakubian ape ever again
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i never wanna see that disgusting yakubian ape ever again
Adolf Hitler
Tom Brady
Joe Brady
Tom Brady
Joe Brady
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Adolf Hitler
Tom Brady
Joe Brady
Tom Brady
Joe Brady
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alas as is tradition
fuck you
fuck amazon
fuck texas
Go
Bills
fuck you
fuck amazon
fuck texas
Go
Bills
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
alas as is tradition
fuck you
fuck amazon
fuck texas
Go
Bills
fuck you
fuck amazon
fuck texas
Go
Bills