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LurkyMcLurk
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 3h
A HOTRAMN license plate might fix me
ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social ca-dmv-bot @ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social · 3h
Customer: INSTEAD OF HOT ROD,ITS HOT RAM SINCE THE VEHICLE IS A RAM TRUCK. HOT RAM ALONE WAS TAKEN SO CHOSE N AS SHORT FOR HOT RAMMING INSTEAD OF HOT RODDING.
DMV: "HOT RAMMIN" COULD BE TAKEN AS A SEXUAL REFEENCE

Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "HOTRAMN".
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 3h
You can’t hurt me, I’m a Maryland Terrapin and I’m already dead inside
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
Other teams should be allowed to bring him in once a year for rivalry games to torture your most hated rival
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
Look, Maryland is trying to lose as fast as we can, we promise
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
A tie is spiritually a win
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
Oh man that rules go bows!!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
I need one of those CW Sports jackets. Please, CW sell these, every sicko will buy one!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
Perfection
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
Truly a perfect song
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
They’re calling Texas the vuiori boys, softer then those sweatpants
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Stunning, you can’t draw it up better
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Absolute sicko game, CW delivers again
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
This team should not be ranked
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Disgusting, what had happened to the game we love
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Man remember Bruno Mars? Still crazy how that much coke somehow makes such mellow mid-ass music
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Mister Mad Men, what did you do my guy??
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Oh no, that’s a bummer
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
They’re calling it an Iowa North o the Border
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
The lifetime mayor of Baltimore is never wrong
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Every celebrity I see in a gambling ad probably is being blackmailed
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
If you’re shooting a *film* on an iPhone, no you actually aren’t
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 6h
Go birds
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 6h
Sickos delight
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 6h
Texas? You see how Kentucky has them in a hell right now? I wouldn’t bet a nickel on that team this year
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 6h
UAB beating Memphis? That’s the good shit
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