presentdad🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
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@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
· Dec 23
kate bush running past sisyphus
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🎶 if you wanna be with me baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a genie in a la croix can, you gotta crack me the right way
I’m a genie in a la croix can, you gotta crack me the right way
just finished building a ship in a la croix can.
i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
i mean i think it's done, i can't see it
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
🎶 if you wanna be with me baby there’s a price to pay
I’m a genie in a la croix can, you gotta crack me the right way
I’m a genie in a la croix can, you gotta crack me the right way
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how can I be expected to work today when the song that I’ve been listening to on repeat is no longer giving me the happy chemicals
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
how can I be expected to work today when the song that I’ve been listening to on repeat is no longer giving me the happy chemicals
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my character in NBA2k developed a gambling addiction
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
my character in NBA2k developed a gambling addiction
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If I’ve ever shared a song with you just know that means I would die for you
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If I’ve ever shared a song with you just know that means I would die for you
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whizzing around my magnificent library on a rolling ladder a la Belle; it’s filled with all the journals I’ve gotten but only written two pages in before forgetting about it and getting another.
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
whizzing around my magnificent library on a rolling ladder a la Belle; it’s filled with all the journals I’ve gotten but only written two pages in before forgetting about it and getting another.
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i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
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When there’s a little more dinner you can eat while you’re cleaning up, that’s called The Cleaner Upper’s Delight
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When there’s a little more dinner you can eat while you’re cleaning up, that’s called The Cleaner Upper’s Delight
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Burned off some man-B.O. karma in line at Walgreens
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Burned off some man-B.O. karma in line at Walgreens
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(remembering there’s avocado for my sandwich) holy fuck. keep it together, lanny
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
(remembering there’s avocado for my sandwich) holy fuck. keep it together, lanny
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this joke is so dad it threw me in the deep end to teach me how to swim
after several poor financial decisions, the scuba shop owner has found themselves underwater
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
this joke is so dad it threw me in the deep end to teach me how to swim
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dill is lettuce if you believe
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
dill is lettuce if you believe
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i don't want a land of milk and honey i want a land of egg salad and dark rye
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
i don't want a land of milk and honey i want a land of egg salad and dark rye
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
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obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
October 8, 2024 at 5:23 PM
obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
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Aurora in the woods!
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Aurora in the woods!
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if you are not living life in such a way that people will occasionally send you homemade jams then what are you doing
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
if you are not living life in such a way that people will occasionally send you homemade jams then what are you doing
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When a lady dressed in lingerie asks me with a sultry purr of a voice if shes sexy
CUSS YEAH YOU ARE
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
When a lady dressed in lingerie asks me with a sultry purr of a voice if shes sexy
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Sometimes when my cats are fighting, I pretend it's over me.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sometimes when my cats are fighting, I pretend it's over me.
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genesis was just god’s first mcrib marketing test
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
genesis was just god’s first mcrib marketing test
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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My mom doesnt understand bluesky but shes glad im making friends
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My mom doesnt understand bluesky but shes glad im making friends
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radiating optimism at cancerous levels
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 AM
radiating optimism at cancerous levels
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feel like pure shit just want her* back
* the baked potato i had last night
* the baked potato i had last night
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
feel like pure shit just want her* back
* the baked potato i had last night
* the baked potato i had last night
after several poor financial decisions, the scuba shop owner has found themselves underwater
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
after several poor financial decisions, the scuba shop owner has found themselves underwater