thee Michael Whiteshoes
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
(he/him) i draw robots & slay dragons...art/music/furniture/memes
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
it can always get worse😐
i'm an artist...i live in the gutter & make pretty things
ANTI AI...your plagiarism machine can gargle my walnuts
Pinned
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Dating a North American rock art tradition that lasted 175 generations
Paper: Mapping the chronology of an ancient cosmovision: 4000 years of continuity in Pecos River style mural painting and symbolism
doi.org/10.1126/scia...
Paper: Mapping the chronology of an ancient cosmovision: 4000 years of continuity in Pecos River style mural painting and symbolism
doi.org/10.1126/scia...
Dating a North American rock art tradition that lasted 175 generations
The Pecos River murals are a stunning collection of monumental, multicolored rock paintings in limestone rock shelters across southwest Texas and northern Mexico. They depict human-like figures that r...
phys.org
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Dating a North American rock art tradition that lasted 175 generations
Paper: Mapping the chronology of an ancient cosmovision: 4000 years of continuity in Pecos River style mural painting and symbolism
doi.org/10.1126/scia...
Paper: Mapping the chronology of an ancient cosmovision: 4000 years of continuity in Pecos River style mural painting and symbolism
doi.org/10.1126/scia...
i'm the only vegetarian in the family so i made mashed potatoes & stuffing for myself for dinner last night...had a brilliant idea & had leftovers for breakfast today & messed up my stomach for the rest of the day😬😐
i did have some pie though
i did have some pie though
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i'm the only vegetarian in the family so i made mashed potatoes & stuffing for myself for dinner last night...had a brilliant idea & had leftovers for breakfast today & messed up my stomach for the rest of the day😬😐
i did have some pie though
i did have some pie though
hoping this food coma lasts all weekend
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hoping this food coma lasts all weekend
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you guys have no idea how hard it is to skeet from this thing
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
you guys have no idea how hard it is to skeet from this thing
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
you should be thankful is all i'm saying
#thanksgiving #turkeyphone
(might be a chicken)
i lived in NYC for 25 years & i never went to the Macy's Parade or the NYE ball drop...& that i am thankful for😂
if i have to be around that many people, i'm damn straight getting paid for it🤑
if i have to be around that many people, i'm damn straight getting paid for it🤑
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i lived in NYC for 25 years & i never went to the Macy's Parade or the NYE ball drop...& that i am thankful for😂
if i have to be around that many people, i'm damn straight getting paid for it🤑
if i have to be around that many people, i'm damn straight getting paid for it🤑
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November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Roxy wants you to know even though she had a bath today & smells super nice they still won't let her in the kitchen because of an alleged pumpkin pie incident last thx giving
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Roxy wants you to know even though she had a bath today & smells super nice they still won't let her in the kitchen because of an alleged pumpkin pie incident last thx giving
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
used to cook an orphan's thx giving for the bar i haunted in bed stuy...for 50-100 people
1 year i made 5 deep fried turkeys & 50lbs of mashed potatoes...there were gravies & sides enough to feed an army
i don't like eating in front of people & cooking is my way of giving thx
#HappyThanksgiving
1 year i made 5 deep fried turkeys & 50lbs of mashed potatoes...there were gravies & sides enough to feed an army
i don't like eating in front of people & cooking is my way of giving thx
#HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
used to cook an orphan's thx giving for the bar i haunted in bed stuy...for 50-100 people
1 year i made 5 deep fried turkeys & 50lbs of mashed potatoes...there were gravies & sides enough to feed an army
i don't like eating in front of people & cooking is my way of giving thx
#HappyThanksgiving
1 year i made 5 deep fried turkeys & 50lbs of mashed potatoes...there were gravies & sides enough to feed an army
i don't like eating in front of people & cooking is my way of giving thx
#HappyThanksgiving
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1942
📷 Weegee (Arthur Fellig)
📷 Weegee (Arthur Fellig)
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, 1942
📷 Weegee (Arthur Fellig)
📷 Weegee (Arthur Fellig)
post your warning label
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 AM
post your warning label
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does it ever end?
every fucking day this tired shabby machine needs fueling
every fucking day this tired shabby machine needs fueling
June 13, 2024 at 6:15 PM
does it ever end?
every fucking day this tired shabby machine needs fueling
every fucking day this tired shabby machine needs fueling
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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[calling the Butterball hotline]: are you mad at me?
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
[calling the Butterball hotline]: are you mad at me?
[calling the Butterball hotline]: are you mad at me?
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
[calling the Butterball hotline]: are you mad at me?
F ucking
B ozo
I n charge
B ozo
I n charge
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
F ucking
B ozo
I n charge
B ozo
I n charge
i don't even remember this
but i think i was on to something
but i think i was on to something
does it ever end?
every fucking day this tired shabby machine needs fueling
every fucking day this tired shabby machine needs fueling
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i don't even remember this
but i think i was on to something
but i think i was on to something
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a friend: so what's Bluesky like?
me: well...
me: well...
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
a friend: so what's Bluesky like?
me: well...
me: well...
a friend: so what's Bluesky like?
me: well...
me: well...
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
a friend: so what's Bluesky like?
me: well...
me: well...
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Roxy wants you to know even though she had a bath today & smells super nice they still won't let her in the kitchen because of an alleged pumpkin pie incident last thx giving
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Roxy wants you to know even though she had a bath today & smells super nice they still won't let her in the kitchen because of an alleged pumpkin pie incident last thx giving
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
she definitely thinks her constitutional rights are being violated
everyday we stray further from the light
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
everyday we stray further from the light