Sunshine Jarboly
@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly
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[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
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[watching Jesus come out the cave after being cruicified] we get tomorrow off now
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
[watching Jesus come out the cave after being cruicified] we get tomorrow off now
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waiting in line for 45 minutes to ask neil degrass tyson a question and the question contains the word smell-o-vision
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
waiting in line for 45 minutes to ask neil degrass tyson a question and the question contains the word smell-o-vision
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[wife replies to text that I found a genie]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[wife replies to text that I found a genie]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
dont do a thing im almost home
[she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
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[spitting out a bite of delicious thanksgiving dinner that my aunt lovingly prepared] like a prayer by Madonna is about what!??
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[spitting out a bite of delicious thanksgiving dinner that my aunt lovingly prepared] like a prayer by Madonna is about what!??
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cousin: do you have more ice?
aunt: I brought a pie you just need to heat it up
sister: I invited three more people hope that’s ok
me stressed hosting thanksgiving: yes. Ok. That’s fine.
my uncle who wants to breakdance: do you have any cardboard?
aunt: I brought a pie you just need to heat it up
sister: I invited three more people hope that’s ok
me stressed hosting thanksgiving: yes. Ok. That’s fine.
my uncle who wants to breakdance: do you have any cardboard?
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
cousin: do you have more ice?
aunt: I brought a pie you just need to heat it up
sister: I invited three more people hope that’s ok
me stressed hosting thanksgiving: yes. Ok. That’s fine.
my uncle who wants to breakdance: do you have any cardboard?
aunt: I brought a pie you just need to heat it up
sister: I invited three more people hope that’s ok
me stressed hosting thanksgiving: yes. Ok. That’s fine.
my uncle who wants to breakdance: do you have any cardboard?
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giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
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The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM
The McRib is back and it's standing right behind you
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While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
While not a medical doctor, Dr Pepper does hold a PhD in neoclassical literary theory and thus deserves our respect
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calling my local hospital to see if they have any Black Friday specials
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
calling my local hospital to see if they have any Black Friday specials
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
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schrödinger:
cat with a gun: I said get in the box
cat with a gun: I said get in the box
December 28, 2024 at 12:41 AM
schrödinger:
cat with a gun: I said get in the box
cat with a gun: I said get in the box
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news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
news reporter: so you really saw an alien and aren't just saying that to get on tv?
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
me with better haircut than usual: yeah that's right
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I don't do well with different temperatures.
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't do well with different temperatures.
me: actually, christmas is a die hard holiday.
the cop tasing me: hold still, you.
the cop tasing me: hold still, you.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
me: actually, christmas is a die hard holiday.
the cop tasing me: hold still, you.
the cop tasing me: hold still, you.
me: i was just thinking about all those horses in the old cowboy days whose riders got shot & killed & then the horses had to run around the old west for the rest of their lives with saddles still strapped to their backs.
the priest serving me communion: please stop coming here.
the priest serving me communion: please stop coming here.
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
me: i was just thinking about all those horses in the old cowboy days whose riders got shot & killed & then the horses had to run around the old west for the rest of their lives with saddles still strapped to their backs.
the priest serving me communion: please stop coming here.
the priest serving me communion: please stop coming here.
*i answer the door to see two elves standing on my porch. one of them hands me a flyer*
do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior santa claus?
do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior santa claus?
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
*i answer the door to see two elves standing on my porch. one of them hands me a flyer*
do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior santa claus?
do you have a moment to talk about our lord & savior santa claus?
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DOCTOR: can you show me where it hurts
ME: *punches him in the face and stomach*
DOCTOR: ouch you’re right about both
ME: *punches him in the face and stomach*
DOCTOR: ouch you’re right about both
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
DOCTOR: can you show me where it hurts
ME: *punches him in the face and stomach*
DOCTOR: ouch you’re right about both
ME: *punches him in the face and stomach*
DOCTOR: ouch you’re right about both
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PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
December 6, 2024 at 7:11 PM
PRIEST: do you have the ring
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
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*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
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I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’m very unhappy about the aggressive AI upscaling in the Beatles Anthology on Disney Plus. It’s added a whole extra Beatle! Who the fuck is “George”?
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The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
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Yessir.
(sips coffee)
This sure is 5 a.m.
(sips coffee)
This sure is 5 a.m.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Yessir.
(sips coffee)
This sure is 5 a.m.
(sips coffee)
This sure is 5 a.m.