Sunshine Jarboly
@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
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puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly my tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dyksjqh6i65siw2h6j7xhbtu/feed/aaajao4trlgl6
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metalligretch.bsky.social
Feels like novelty socks weather out there.
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jackboot.bsky.social
I just say, "Hot dog." The "diggity" is implied.
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buddhatree.bsky.social
These are my sons, Alabaster and Conch.
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mindflakes.bsky.social
I should be allowed to travel through the postal system
sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
me, at the moose lodge, talking about my model train set at home: they’re not real trains. they’re model trains. they’re small.
an old timey guy: can we ride ‘em?
me: no, they’re too small. they’re just replicas. okay, i don’t even know why i brought this up.
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danmentos.com
Columbo’s Day? I still haven’t taken down my Barnaby Jones Day decorations
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.
sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
thank you. after weeks of sobbing i was finally able to laugh again.
sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
i drift into a 1,000 yard stare as i watch a toddler completely f-up all the tv settings using my own remote as i say to myself, “will i ever laugh again?”
sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
exactly. preventative measures were taken.
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saltymactavish.bsky.social
Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons
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metalligretch.bsky.social
Guy in the "I Am Not Paris Hilton" hat looked really familiar.
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metalligretch.bsky.social
Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).
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metalligretch.bsky.social
They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.
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steakcityliars.bsky.social
Movie duct tape. It’s different!
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mave.bsky.social
you are kidding yourself if you carry a flickering lantern along the winding path through the dark woods and think that the approaching thunderous hoofbeats signal the arrival of anyone other than the inimitable headless horseman
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Solsbury Hill came on and I wrote a complete 90s romcom in 4 minutes
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Last night I dreamt I met God but he teased me about wetting the bed
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
My water heater died, I have no hot water and my neighbor is blasting EDM is this Burning Man
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The real tragedy of the Nevermind baby is that even if he’d managed to grab that dollar it’s very unlikely he’d have been able to purchase anything with it
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up