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Sunshine Jarboly

@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social

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puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly my tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dyksjqh6i65siw2h6j7xhbtu/feed/aaajao4trlgl6

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 10h

Feels like novelty socks weather out there.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 2d

I just say, "Hot dog." The "diggity" is implied.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

These are my sons, Alabaster and Conch.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 7d

I should be allowed to travel through the postal system

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 10h

me, at the moose lodge, talking about my model train set at home: they’re not real trains. they’re model trains. they’re small.
an old timey guy: can we ride ‘em?
me: no, they’re too small. they’re just replicas. okay, i don’t even know why i brought this up.

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 16h

Columbo’s Day? I still haven’t taken down my Barnaby Jones Day decorations

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 2d

You best start believing in computers, Mr. Leto. You’re in one.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 20h

thank you. after weeks of sobbing i was finally able to laugh again.

Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 20h

i drift into a 1,000 yard stare as i watch a toddler completely f-up all the tv settings using my own remote as i say to myself, “will i ever laugh again?”

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 22h

exactly. preventative measures were taken.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5d

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 5d

Guy in the "I Am Not Paris Hilton" hat looked really familiar.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 4d

Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 3d

They fixed the sinkhole before I could look in it, story of my life.

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A Garbage Can @steakcityliars.bsky.social · Feb 8

Movie duct tape. It’s different!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 4d

you are kidding yourself if you carry a flickering lantern along the winding path through the dark woods and think that the approaching thunderous hoofbeats signal the arrival of anyone other than the inimitable headless horseman

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 5d

"For my wellness journey" I murmur as I pour a 2lb bag of M&Ms over my face

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 3d

Solsbury Hill came on and I wrote a complete 90s romcom in 4 minutes

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d

Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d

Last night I dreamt I met God but he teased me about wetting the bed

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 3d

My water heater died, I have no hot water and my neighbor is blasting EDM is this Burning Man

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11d

The real tragedy of the Nevermind baby is that even if he’d managed to grab that dollar it’s very unlikely he’d have been able to purchase anything with it

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up

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