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[between sobs] the dollar menu [meets your eye] of my heart
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[between sobs] the dollar menu [meets your eye] of my heart
[wrapping up] we have to imagine sisyphus happy
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
[wrapping up] we have to imagine sisyphus happy
[dog holding a bong hit in] we let ourselves out
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
[dog holding a bong hit in] we let ourselves out
[leans over your crib] we're lost
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
[leans over your crib] we're lost
end of civilization "best of"
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
end of civilization "best of"
dreamt: a ceasar salad hat
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
dreamt: a ceasar salad hat
a mandala made of cold cuts
hiring a lawyer to order dinner
finding the pope’s hat in the trunk of your car
trent reznor in a mason jar
a surgeon slicing capicola
a mature sturgeon in your pants
an invisible web of data accessible anywhere
a bed of fingers
hiring a lawyer to order dinner
finding the pope’s hat in the trunk of your car
trent reznor in a mason jar
a surgeon slicing capicola
a mature sturgeon in your pants
an invisible web of data accessible anywhere
a bed of fingers
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a mandala made of cold cuts
hiring a lawyer to order dinner
finding the pope’s hat in the trunk of your car
trent reznor in a mason jar
a surgeon slicing capicola
a mature sturgeon in your pants
an invisible web of data accessible anywhere
a bed of fingers
hiring a lawyer to order dinner
finding the pope’s hat in the trunk of your car
trent reznor in a mason jar
a surgeon slicing capicola
a mature sturgeon in your pants
an invisible web of data accessible anywhere
a bed of fingers
honk if you’re porky pigging it, spiritually
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
honk if you’re porky pigging it, spiritually
[having a stroke] I smell sex & candy
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
[having a stroke] I smell sex & candy
sorry I muttered "we're the turkey" to your baby
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
sorry I muttered "we're the turkey" to your baby
anhedonia is a fine name for a girl
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
anhedonia is a fine name for a girl
a turkey pardoning the president
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
a turkey pardoning the president
dreamt: a memoir called: grey poupon
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
dreamt: a memoir called: grey poupon
a vhs tape on fire in a bird nest
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
a vhs tape on fire in a bird nest
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
popular culture: be true to yourself!
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
popular culture: be true to yourself!
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
self: *ever shifting cipher occasionally assigned to an unreliable collection of molecules*
[stares at self] how did I fit in there
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
[stares at self] how did I fit in there
[yelling over club music] I said I love my mom
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[yelling over club music] I said I love my mom
honk if you long for the god your mother believes in
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
honk if you long for the god your mother believes in
honk if you’ve always been honking,
long before there were ears to hear it
long before there were ears to hear it
November 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
honk if you’ve always been honking,
long before there were ears to hear it
long before there were ears to hear it
sure sex is great but have you ever loved someone so much the idea of losing them guts you like a trout
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
sure sex is great but have you ever loved someone so much the idea of losing them guts you like a trout
a tree that slowly chases you over the course of many decades
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
a tree that slowly chases you over the course of many decades
[to a tree] we're both right
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
[to a tree] we're both right
honk if you're horny for truth
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
honk if you're horny for truth
wanna feel old? everything has always been happening
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
wanna feel old? everything has always been happening
honk if your endless adolescence becomes a midlife crisis the day your ironic mustache becomes a mustache
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
honk if your endless adolescence becomes a midlife crisis the day your ironic mustache becomes a mustache