Gretchen von Tongeln
@metalligretch.bsky.social
Roy Scheider in a turteneck
Just saw my future self walk by and honestly it wasn't all that enlightening.
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just saw my future self walk by and honestly it wasn't all that enlightening.
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Found a tiny container of caesar salad dressing in the fridge, anything can happen if you just believe.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Found a tiny container of caesar salad dressing in the fridge, anything can happen if you just believe.
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You’ve worked hard today. How about a cover from the Japanese gay magazine (1977-1982) My Life My Way?
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
You’ve worked hard today. How about a cover from the Japanese gay magazine (1977-1982) My Life My Way?
Most of your basic space odysseys are pretty relaxing.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Most of your basic space odysseys are pretty relaxing.
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Too anxious for breakfast, too busy for lunch, too poor for dinner, somehow still fat
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Too anxious for breakfast, too busy for lunch, too poor for dinner, somehow still fat
I don't do well with different temperatures.
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't do well with different temperatures.
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I need all soup to be so salty that it’s basically a volcanic brine containing the building blocks for life
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I need all soup to be so salty that it’s basically a volcanic brine containing the building blocks for life
Felt has a lot of uses. I don't trust it.
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Felt has a lot of uses. I don't trust it.
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Despair (1978)
Directed by Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Screenplay by Tom Stoppard - RIP
Directed by Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Screenplay by Tom Stoppard - RIP
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Despair (1978)
Directed by Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Screenplay by Tom Stoppard - RIP
Directed by Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Screenplay by Tom Stoppard - RIP
I feel like I ate a lot of corduroy, but in a good way.
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I feel like I ate a lot of corduroy, but in a good way.
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There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
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Ranking of traditional Thanksgiving dishes by how far I could throw them:
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ranking of traditional Thanksgiving dishes by how far I could throw them:
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
Get to say parchment a lot this time of year.
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Get to say parchment a lot this time of year.
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my new thing is whenever the dog does a big loud yawn i reply "everyone's saying it!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my new thing is whenever the dog does a big loud yawn i reply "everyone's saying it!"
Thanksgiving should have more of a disco theme.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thanksgiving should have more of a disco theme.
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Got an excellent deal on razor wire at the Dangerous Fencing Supply Superstore. And my Christmas shopping is done.
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Got an excellent deal on razor wire at the Dangerous Fencing Supply Superstore. And my Christmas shopping is done.
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hittin my family with some new laughs this season. going to try out a single, loud “ha!” to start
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hittin my family with some new laughs this season. going to try out a single, loud “ha!” to start
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A painting for Halloween, or Samhain should you prefer
LAUGHING WHILE CORPSING series - NIGHT
150 X 70 cm
2023
OIL ON LINEN
LAUGHING WHILE CORPSING series - NIGHT
150 X 70 cm
2023
OIL ON LINEN
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A painting for Halloween, or Samhain should you prefer
LAUGHING WHILE CORPSING series - NIGHT
150 X 70 cm
2023
OIL ON LINEN
LAUGHING WHILE CORPSING series - NIGHT
150 X 70 cm
2023
OIL ON LINEN
Not sure I could convince a cow to do anything.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Not sure I could convince a cow to do anything.
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Is today your daughter's wedding? Hey, that's great. Anyway, I need you to kill a guy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is today your daughter's wedding? Hey, that's great. Anyway, I need you to kill a guy.
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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Someone is stealing my hair ties in an effort to drive me insane.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Someone is stealing my hair ties in an effort to drive me insane.
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Me when the cold front finally comes through.
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me when the cold front finally comes through.