Pinned
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Put new batteries in the TV remote. I am unstoppable.
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Put new batteries in the TV remote. I am unstoppable.
i hope nobody lit any matches indoors in N America today
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
i hope nobody lit any matches indoors in N America today
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We had it right the first time. Frankenstein, the doctor, WAS the monster.
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
We had it right the first time. Frankenstein, the doctor, WAS the monster.
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[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
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“This turkey is wet and soft!” -me, trying not to say moist.
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“This turkey is wet and soft!” -me, trying not to say moist.
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Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and a pie closest of all, for when these other things disappoint you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and a pie closest of all, for when these other things disappoint you.
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Not sure how to feel about this
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Not sure how to feel about this
oh you think you’re an adult because you drink coffee now? listen champ i started chewing on the beans for today’s cup last night before bed
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
oh you think you’re an adult because you drink coffee now? listen champ i started chewing on the beans for today’s cup last night before bed
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Merry Gothmas
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Merry Gothmas
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Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Black Friday. Dark Saturday. The Doom that Came to Sunday
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All these emails and pop-ups about sales and promotions and big savings. What happened to Black Friday being about FAMILY.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
All these emails and pop-ups about sales and promotions and big savings. What happened to Black Friday being about FAMILY.
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hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
hunched over in a darkened corner of the kitchen eating leftover pie like i’m gollum with the ring
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Working through the dishes from the top to the bottom of the sink, Gary was able to create a reverse timeline of yesterday’s culinary events
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Working through the dishes from the top to the bottom of the sink, Gary was able to create a reverse timeline of yesterday’s culinary events
takes should all be at least 30% off today and hot takes should be 40-50% off
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
takes should all be at least 30% off today and hot takes should be 40-50% off
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Proof that all cats are bby
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Proof that all cats are bby
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Happy Black Friday: I got you PROMOTIONAL EMAILS!
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Black Friday: I got you PROMOTIONAL EMAILS!
if your dreams were actually weird they’d include cats dressed as plainclothes cops
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
if your dreams were actually weird they’d include cats dressed as plainclothes cops
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Countries with high-speed trains and bidets must think we're gross cave people
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Countries with high-speed trains and bidets must think we're gross cave people
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Going to see a live orchestra for the first time tonight. Mostly excited for the merch stand, hoping to snag a tuxedo and maybe a harp.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Going to see a live orchestra for the first time tonight. Mostly excited for the merch stand, hoping to snag a tuxedo and maybe a harp.
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me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
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in heaven every day is black friday
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
in heaven every day is black friday
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I’ll sit there & have champagne & gratin choux de Bruxelles à la béchamel all by myself if I must. It will be a blast, tbh.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ll sit there & have champagne & gratin choux de Bruxelles à la béchamel all by myself if I must. It will be a blast, tbh.
I recently learned my son was able to pitch his first screenplay to a professional management team and has been tentatively offered an official budget to make the picture. He turned 20 in July. I am still in school at age 52. I’m fairly sure there’s at least one joke to be had here
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I recently learned my son was able to pitch his first screenplay to a professional management team and has been tentatively offered an official budget to make the picture. He turned 20 in July. I am still in school at age 52. I’m fairly sure there’s at least one joke to be had here
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."