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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 12d

Dow jumps 400 points after Trump says “I want the Dow to jump 400 points”.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · 25d

I am ready to fall into savings.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Sep 22

This is like watching the 12th round of a fight that should have been stopped in the 10th.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 22

Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Sep 10

The Fart Locker

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Sep 2

I’m gonna try that!

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Aug 26

Congratulations to Host and Musical Guest on their engagement!

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Aug 25

I don’t understand the “how do I explain this to my kids” argument. Nobody explained shit to us. You learned from your RA when you got to college.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Aug 18

Ms Now is what a sarcastic grandma calls Rachel Maddow.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Aug 6

I didn’t reinvent myself. I just added a clock.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Aug 5

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 31

Isn’t that why everyone goes?

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 31

Many are asking if Annie is okay. Are you okay Annie, they say. And it’s so true.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 20

So much of the MAGA movement is just guys who were turned away from rollercoasters.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 18

I kid the Coldplays

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 18

It was so surprising when the camera landed on those two people at the Coldplay concert and they were both awake.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 18

Damn, first we’re ignored by the Emmys, now this!

LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · Jul 18

Donald Trump has just weighed in on last night's news that CBS is canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert—and, unsurprisingly, he’s celebrating (and taking aim at several other late-night hosts along the way).

Trump Celebrates Colbert’s Cancellation, Swipes at Kimmel and Fallon

Donald Trump has just weighed in on last night's news that CBS is canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert—and, unsurprisingly, he’s celebrating (and taking aim at several other late-night hosts along the way).

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 8

Zohran Mamdani once drove past a field full of cows and didn’t say “cows”.

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Bazecraze @bazecraze.bsky.social · Jul 8

Are you still talking about the plums in the icebox??The plums you were probably saving for breakfast have been talked about for years!! So sweet and so cold.