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Cassie ☃️ kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius
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kween; expert opinion giver; supergenius; visionary leader; aspiring model; EXTREME; famous; icon; subtle; delicate; probably not a doctor but identify as one: she/tree/it/shit. Here for all that they and gay shit.

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On the other site, someone just bragged that they have a rotisserie chicken daddy who sends them a monthly allowance for chicken and I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ENVIOUS IN MY FUCKING LIFE.

Which one of you heroes wants to sponsor me? www.paypal.com/paypalme/Cas...

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You losers are right about women not competing with AI. Yeah, 'cause ain't no woman worth having gonna sit across from you and act as your ass-kissing enabler. We're going to tell you that you're ugly and stupid as we kick you square on the nuts.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I read that every time you ask AI a question the goddamned thing uses the equivalent of multiple bottles of fresh water. But it's so worth asking chat if it's very certain you're not the prettiest smartest most talented boy in the world for the hundredth time.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Pete Hegseth, checking his hair and makeup in the mirror: "Those fat generals are going to do exactly what I say."
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Only if you're a chump.
But he said “affordability” aren’t we supposed to give him the votes like they did for Zoran?! Those are the right words, right? When to we give the votes? The votes for the words?
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The boys are playing poker in the next room and it sounds like they're having way more fun than I am. See also: I'm so jelly
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Can't. I have to warm up with a blanket and hot cocoa, and finish making this Christmas quilt for my sister.
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's getting cold down here in Hell's kitchen. I need a better coat.
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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You know how I know Eric Garcia is a good reporter you should be following?
Thanks for reading, Mr. President
November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I know why he doesn't like me. It's because I call him out on his bullshit by making fun of him. Lol Ain't nothin' changing, baby, until you do.
November 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bow, peasants.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@profanity.accountant count my swears
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
These are on sale for a super good price. What do we think?
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Self-improvement ain't gonna cut it anymore; we're rolling into 2026 with every trauma on full fucking display.
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Next year, whether planned or not, I'm going to be more insane. Yep, just gonna full-throttle this bitch straight into the fucking Sun.
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When it comes time for them to face the consequences of their many crimes, don't let those criminal roaches scatter to other countries. Keep their sorry rotten asses right fucking here in the good ol' U S of A.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"Kill everybody," says guy who gets spray tans and wears eyeliner.
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Lol I love dril
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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How do you say Bay of Pigs in Venezuelan?
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I can't afford shit. In fact, if it weren't for y'all's kindness and generosity, ain't no way I could do Christmas this year. Fuck this guy.
Trump says the GOP should win the midterms because he is “the affordability president”
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM