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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius

@kweencassie.bsky.social

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kween; expert opinion giver; supergenius; visionary leader; aspiring model; EXTREME; famous; icon; subtle; delicate; probably not a doctor but identify as one: she/tree/it/shit. Here for all that they and gay shit. You could be my next hit of dopamine.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1d

I'll beg when I have energy to do it.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2m

I really need to share more pics of the wild shit I see around here. Y'all would die.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 4m

No one's coming out of this double-wide trailer, and ain't no way my ass is stepping foot on that methed-out porch to knock.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 6m

That's something Bob would really appreciate, too. Good thinking.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 7m

Guys, I forget. Is it normal to hang deer skulls from trees? I kind of feel like Google Earth should have allowed a zoom-in for this location.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 45m

You're just as guilty of it and you know I'm right 🩷

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 45m

If the guy I'm meeting in the woods kills me, tell @definitelyjustbob.bsky.social he's a big fat stoopid meanie poo-poo head

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 48m

Bbl. I have wood to sell to a Craigslist killer.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 52m

Baby, China ain't worried about shit. Please drop off the face of the planet and leave the rest of us alone.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 57m

Yeah, okay, but you left out the part about showing your gams to the old lady behind the counter, Kevin.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 58m

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Lmao M'lady

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

These rules apply to everyone but me. Y'all rest up; I have a stupid brain to please. ❤️

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Big "Her breasts could be larger, but I'd probably do her if she begged me" energy

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

And I guaran-fucking-tee every one of them owns a fedora and PS5.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

Someone from the other site pointed out that I showered, then, with complete seriousness, said that having showered is—and I kid you fucking not—a major accomplishment.

C'mon, babes. Now you're just messing with me.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

I know. Same.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

I'm doing everything I can to catch up on all I've fallen behind while sick, guys, but no matter how hard I try, and I really have been trying, I just can't seem to climb out of this hole I've dug myself into.

Whatever. I have to poop and shower.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h

I still feel exhausted, confused and sick. I think this is long covid and it's awful.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

Lmfao

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

You dare to use my own tricks against me? Lol Amateur.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

Pathetic.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

China makes all of the vibrators. Their dead marriages just got a whole lot worse.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

That dumbass was pwnd hard by a princess lol I ain't interested in anything he had to say.

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Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

"You're annoying," said Toad, and he waddled away.

"Bitch, I just know the guy who is offended by anything that doesn't fit into his limited view of life isn't calling me annoying," said Frog.

Frog thought about hitting him over the head with a shovel. "Nah. He'll do it to himself," he said.

Cassie 🎃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h

Goddammit. Haven't I suffered enough?

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