Cassie 🦃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius
@kweencassie.bsky.social
kween; expert opinion giver; supergenius; visionary leader; aspiring model; EXTREME; famous; icon; subtle; delicate; probably not a doctor but identify as one: she/tree/it/shit. Here for all that they and gay shit.
Signal: kween_cassie.93
Signal: kween_cassie.93
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"He's said good things about me."
You gotta be kidding.
You gotta be kidding.
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"He's said good things about me."
You gotta be kidding.
You gotta be kidding.
That one dude with the latest overpriced Apple junk, VR headset, and gamer set up, but still no bitches: "Chat is amazing! She calls me the prettiest smartest sexiest boy in the world with almost no prompts now!"
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
That one dude with the latest overpriced Apple junk, VR headset, and gamer set up, but still no bitches: "Chat is amazing! She calls me the prettiest smartest sexiest boy in the world with almost no prompts now!"
Sigh.
No.
No.
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sigh.
No.
No.
Apparently "Bubba" was the name of a horse.
November 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Apparently "Bubba" was the name of a horse.
"Toad, this isn't personal," explained Frog. "This is a lesson in empathy."
"I've learned my lesson," said Toad. He offered Frog a snack.
"This is a good snack, I'll give you that—unfortunately for you, I'm not the bribing type. You will learn to treat folks decently, and I will be your teacher."
"I've learned my lesson," said Toad. He offered Frog a snack.
"This is a good snack, I'll give you that—unfortunately for you, I'm not the bribing type. You will learn to treat folks decently, and I will be your teacher."
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 AM
"Toad, this isn't personal," explained Frog. "This is a lesson in empathy."
"I've learned my lesson," said Toad. He offered Frog a snack.
"This is a good snack, I'll give you that—unfortunately for you, I'm not the bribing type. You will learn to treat folks decently, and I will be your teacher."
"I've learned my lesson," said Toad. He offered Frog a snack.
"This is a good snack, I'll give you that—unfortunately for you, I'm not the bribing type. You will learn to treat folks decently, and I will be your teacher."
Me as your sleep paralysis demon: So, you want me to sing you a song or nah?
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Me as your sleep paralysis demon: So, you want me to sing you a song or nah?
My favorite thing to do to a manipulative asshole is rage-bait them; my second favorite thing is to let them stew in their own misery and paranoia until it consumes them whole.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
My favorite thing to do to a manipulative asshole is rage-bait them; my second favorite thing is to let them stew in their own misery and paranoia until it consumes them whole.
Meanwhile, Seth:
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Meanwhile, Seth:
Lol Not ICE showing up at my door for having called the president a cocksucker
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Lol Not ICE showing up at my door for having called the president a cocksucker
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Toad's cocky little ass was sweating bullets: "Oh hell naw!" he cried. "This bitch is crazier than me."
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Toad's cocky little ass was sweating bullets: "Oh hell naw!" he cried. "This bitch is crazier than me."
Not everyone is cut out for the sigma-alpha life, Scott.
November 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Not everyone is cut out for the sigma-alpha life, Scott.
Nah, bitches.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nah, bitches.
So I guess he drained the swamp years ago, huh
Nice
Nice
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So I guess he drained the swamp years ago, huh
Nice
Nice
Hero.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hero.
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Frog leaned in nice and close: "I bet they didn't teach you this shit in math class, you lil bitch," he said.
Toad knew he was fucked.
Toad knew he was fucked.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Frog leaned in nice and close: "I bet they didn't teach you this shit in math class, you lil bitch," he said.
Toad knew he was fucked.
Toad knew he was fucked.
"Listen here, you little shit: I ain't the one. Your silly tactics may work on half-wits and numbskulls, but I understand you too well to fall for that shit," said Frog.
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Listen here, you little shit: I ain't the one. Your silly tactics may work on half-wits and numbskulls, but I understand you too well to fall for that shit," said Frog.
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
😬
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
😬
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
"In the end, little toad knew that his frog friend was right," read Frog.
"It doesn't say that in my copy," said Toad.
"Doesn't it?" Frog grinned.
"It doesn't say that in my copy," said Toad.
"Doesn't it?" Frog grinned.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"In the end, little toad knew that his frog friend was right," read Frog.
"It doesn't say that in my copy," said Toad.
"Doesn't it?" Frog grinned.
"It doesn't say that in my copy," said Toad.
"Doesn't it?" Frog grinned.
You're such a troll lol
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
You're such a troll lol