Cassie 🦃 kween, expert opinion giver, supergenius
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I know that I make jokes about being a poor pathetic bitch, but those aren't jokes, guys. I need your help. I'll list my reasons below, and here are my links for now:
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Hero.
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hero.
Joke's on you, I'm already dead inside.
Thighs? Okay, now you’re dead to me, girl!
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Joke's on you, I'm already dead inside.
This from a certified smart guy
Correct
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This from a certified smart guy
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According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
I don't care what anyone says, chicken thighs are the best part of the bird.
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I don't care what anyone says, chicken thighs are the best part of the bird.
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Trump believes Phantom of the Opera endorsed him for the 3rd term.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trump believes Phantom of the Opera endorsed him for the 3rd term.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Bill Clinton[busting through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man]: "OH YEAH! YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT HE SUCKED MY COCK! HE SUCKED IT REEEAL GOOD!"
November 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bill Clinton[busting through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man]: "OH YEAH! YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT HE SUCKED MY COCK! HE SUCKED IT REEEAL GOOD!"
Lmao I'm going to make a chicken pot pie for the fam and me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Lmao I'm going to make a chicken pot pie for the fam and me.
Frog leaned in nice and close: "I bet they didn't teach you this shit in math class, you lil bitch," he said.
Toad knew he was fucked.
Toad knew he was fucked.
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Frog leaned in nice and close: "I bet they didn't teach you this shit in math class, you lil bitch," he said.
Toad knew he was fucked.
Toad knew he was fucked.
"Listen here, you little shit: I ain't the one. Your silly tactics may work on half-wits and numbskulls, but I understand you too well to fall for that shit," said Frog.
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"Listen here, you little shit: I ain't the one. Your silly tactics may work on half-wits and numbskulls, but I understand you too well to fall for that shit," said Frog.
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
"But I'm a very smart boy," said Toad.
"Yeah, well, not smart enough. Saddle up, young buck, 'cause it's time for a lesson."
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My teenagers can’t get a ticket to the Running Man remake on their own, but sure, they’re consenting adults when it comes to sex.
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
November 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My teenagers can’t get a ticket to the Running Man remake on their own, but sure, they’re consenting adults when it comes to sex.
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
There’s not enough pepper spray in the world for these creeps
What can I say? I'm a romantic at heart and am waiting for my one true love. 😌
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November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What can I say? I'm a romantic at heart and am waiting for my one true love. 😌
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Only for the traitors.
Dating seems dangerous
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Only for the traitors.
First date idea: Ask him for whom he voted, then smash the dinner plate over his head when he deflects or answers Republican. And if he answers Democrat, ask for evidence.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
First date idea: Ask him for whom he voted, then smash the dinner plate over his head when he deflects or answers Republican. And if he answers Democrat, ask for evidence.
And so the Republican Party was divided in two: Those who supported pedophilia, and those who still supported it but didn't want anyone to know.
Amen.
Amen.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And so the Republican Party was divided in two: Those who supported pedophilia, and those who still supported it but didn't want anyone to know.
Amen.
Amen.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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<record scratch>
You may be wondering how I got here. It all started with the first black president.
You may be wondering how I got here. It all started with the first black president.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
<record scratch>
You may be wondering how I got here. It all started with the first black president.
You may be wondering how I got here. It all started with the first black president.
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Brown?
The man's losing his touch if that's the best he can come up with these days.
The man's losing his touch if that's the best he can come up with these days.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Brown?
The man's losing his touch if that's the best he can come up with these days.
The man's losing his touch if that's the best he can come up with these days.
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This is very insightful and I think we all need to work harder at making sure we do everything we can support each other.
We've created a society where people are isolated from each other. There are no third spaces left. People are sick and poor and hungry. lonely people are vulnerable to the "tells you everything you want to hear"-bot. It sucks especially because I understand the allure. Living alone can be so lonely.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This is very insightful and I think we all need to work harder at making sure we do everything we can support each other.
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“You can’t define a woman?” Party becomes “What is a child?” Party
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“You can’t define a woman?” Party becomes “What is a child?” Party
My gawd, they're all pedophiles.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My gawd, they're all pedophiles.
How kind of the trans women to allow him there. I hope he behaves.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
How kind of the trans women to allow him there. I hope he behaves.
Lol
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Lol