CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
@eatyrselffitter.bsky.social
ETERNAL WAR AGAINST THE DICKS IS ALL WE CAN RESPECT (quoth MITB)
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
½ a goon and ½ a god.
No TERFs, no SWERFs, no Coin Creeps or AI grifters or NFT pls.
he/him
cash app/venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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you ever think you hear someone screaming in the distance then realize it's your nose whistling
if Buddha was alive today and heard tiktok blasting out of someone's phone he would slap that shit outta their hand and stomp on the phone
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
if Buddha was alive today and heard tiktok blasting out of someone's phone he would slap that shit outta their hand and stomp on the phone
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giggling and cackling and snorting and getting spittle everywhere as I yell "MORE VULGAR! MORE VULGAR STILL! EVEN MORE VULGAR THAN THAT!" and pound the Vulgarity button that has replaced the keyboard in this grim future
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
giggling and cackling and snorting and getting spittle everywhere as I yell "MORE VULGAR! MORE VULGAR STILL! EVEN MORE VULGAR THAN THAT!" and pound the Vulgarity button that has replaced the keyboard in this grim future
quietly blasting Jucifer to drown out the sound of my roommate watching fucking TikTok
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
quietly blasting Jucifer to drown out the sound of my roommate watching fucking TikTok
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Might fuck around and
Forever reject those who
Endorse cruelty
Forever reject those who
Endorse cruelty
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Might fuck around and
Forever reject those who
Endorse cruelty
Forever reject those who
Endorse cruelty
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how many times have you used the word brassiere
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
how many times have you used the word brassiere
a lung clearing soup
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
a lung clearing soup
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the vardaman ensemble -- wobbly (live)
YouTube video by The Vardaman Ensemble
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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it’s important to remember in these chaotic times that Elon Musk is a pedophile
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
it’s important to remember in these chaotic times that Elon Musk is a pedophile
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Incredibly urgent ‼️ My place of employment is trying to force me into part-time or worse yet, a leave of absence with no pay!!!! I can’t get into too many details about it for ongoing legal reasons but I just received the email today.
Still true. Don’t want it to be.
I’ve fallen into despair and am struggling to climb out of it 😞
I’ve fallen into despair and am struggling to climb out of it 😞
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Incredibly urgent ‼️ My place of employment is trying to force me into part-time or worse yet, a leave of absence with no pay!!!! I can’t get into too many details about it for ongoing legal reasons but I just received the email today.
so... seen any buttholes today?
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
so... seen any buttholes today?
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December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
that's like 2ish more than I could do but crucially I don't care
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
that's like 2ish more than I could do but crucially I don't care
if only america had a tradition of seppuku for bringing shame upon humanity
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
if only america had a tradition of seppuku for bringing shame upon humanity
I got the salsa macha, the house now smells like a spicy garlic soup explosion
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I got the salsa macha, the house now smells like a spicy garlic soup explosion
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Invited to a friend's to watch football and won't stop saying "this country needs a spiritual awakening"
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Invited to a friend's to watch football and won't stop saying "this country needs a spiritual awakening"
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Miss my Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale?
guess what, I'm having another one now thru Dec 13 11:59PM PST because I got socked with a horrendous LADWP bill!
Use code IHATELADWP20 for 20% off any purchase! (Not valid on CA sales tax, shipping fees, or commissions.)
varanidparadise.com
guess what, I'm having another one now thru Dec 13 11:59PM PST because I got socked with a horrendous LADWP bill!
Use code IHATELADWP20 for 20% off any purchase! (Not valid on CA sales tax, shipping fees, or commissions.)
varanidparadise.com
Varanid Paradise Reptilian Atelier
varanidparadise.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Miss my Black Friday/Cyber Monday sale?
guess what, I'm having another one now thru Dec 13 11:59PM PST because I got socked with a horrendous LADWP bill!
Use code IHATELADWP20 for 20% off any purchase! (Not valid on CA sales tax, shipping fees, or commissions.)
varanidparadise.com
guess what, I'm having another one now thru Dec 13 11:59PM PST because I got socked with a horrendous LADWP bill!
Use code IHATELADWP20 for 20% off any purchase! (Not valid on CA sales tax, shipping fees, or commissions.)
varanidparadise.com
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Rabbit locomotion — Brehms Tierleben, 1914
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Rabbit locomotion — Brehms Tierleben, 1914
I don't even know who Pauldan O. is but I'm on his side
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I don't even know who Pauldan O. is but I'm on his side
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My wounds are succumbing to me
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 AM
My wounds are succumbing to me
giggling and cackling and snorting and getting spittle everywhere as I yell "MORE VULGAR! MORE VULGAR STILL! EVEN MORE VULGAR THAN THAT!" and pound the Vulgarity button that has replaced the keyboard in this grim future
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
giggling and cackling and snorting and getting spittle everywhere as I yell "MORE VULGAR! MORE VULGAR STILL! EVEN MORE VULGAR THAN THAT!" and pound the Vulgarity button that has replaced the keyboard in this grim future
"it smells like pickled shit in here"
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"it smells like pickled shit in here"
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there's a colour they don't want you to see. they hoard it like dragons to a chromatic treasure pile, deep below the mountains of bhutan. it is said that those who witness it are changed forever, transcending flesh and blood. it makes you go bald and talk like yoda. it's the yoda colour, playboy
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
there's a colour they don't want you to see. they hoard it like dragons to a chromatic treasure pile, deep below the mountains of bhutan. it is said that those who witness it are changed forever, transcending flesh and blood. it makes you go bald and talk like yoda. it's the yoda colour, playboy
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