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My boss at the medical journal called a particular kind of bad paper a Columbus: “when he left he didn’t know where he was going, when he got there he didn’t know where he was, and when he returned he had no idea where he’d been.”
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This is actually the real vibe from 1995, and I would like to inform you that the local football team sent two cheerleaders to host the CompUSA launch party for Windows 95.

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In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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danpasternack.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.
Dr. Demento
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Booked travel for next year to avoid Losing my Gourd
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Sitting in a waiting room while they wait for the “site monitor” to get back to them about generating a “token.”
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one thing i think about all the time is that Phantom of the Opera opened on Broadway on October 9, 1986 and ran until April 16, 2023 and many of the members of its orchestra stayed for the entire run, playing the same music 8 shows a week for 37 YEARS
Original cast of phantom on Broadway in the 80s
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I remember in the Blog Years thinking I had to have a public opinion about each new thing. It was a bad idea then and now? Physically impossible.
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Yeah. I’m going to see Marc Ribot play in Eagle Rock and staying overnight in Glendale. Hope your drive is smooth!
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Where you headed? I’m going up to the Glendale/Eagle Rock area tomorrow from OC myself!
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What a goddam drag. Sorry to hear.
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Terror couple eat Whopper
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Burger King Dark Whopper (2007, 2008): A classic Whopper, but made with black-pepper cheese, black pepper ketchup, and a peppery steak/bbq sauce. Released exclusively in the UK to promote the films "Spider-Man 3" and "The Dark Knight" in back-to-back summers.
A hamburger on a bun sits in front of a black background. It contains tomatoes, lettuce, onions, pickles, and cheese. It reads "Dark Whopper"
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Saw a woman in a witch hat walking her dog. No other witch-related apparel. Happy October!
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Beet salad, French dip, cheeses. Nice menu
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Health crank here is telling her friends to do lemon and vinegar to “increase alkalinity.” I don’t think pH works that way.
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“The college town with no second hand bookstore” —my dad, charter faculty