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Mooch

@cachiporra.bsky.social

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100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings. If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏 (any/all, 🏳️‍🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · Nov 13

Drag, filth, horror, and glamour will be the death of you! ⚰️

Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋

DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 7m

Akiva Schaffer could plink it at 400 yards. I’m not mad at this idea.

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 3h

kiss them both and see which one gives a tingle

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 3h

Absolutely nothing is happening on the overall bluesky metrics. Something synthetic may be going on.

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 4h

The game comes alive when I’m talking with her in a way it doesn’t with any other character. Melinoë is so goody gumdrops about everything (so far) it gets old.

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 4h

Please let the main character be a fusion-hot compulsive dickbag toting a machine gun. Please.

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 4h

Waiting patiently in line for a Hades II mod that swaps Eris and Melinoë.

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 4h

I did not enjoy the Luc Besson one whatsoever and I did not make that clear, apologies. I am hoping I missed something though.

In any case: Matilda de Angelis almost steals the whole thing in 20 minutes. Give her a movie!

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 24d

I’ll say something nice: one Matilda De Angelis (‘ Maria’) is somehow allowed to go HAM as a manic vampire party girl and she almost single-handedly gets the engine to turn over.

Alas! Anyway she’s stunning.

Matilda De Angelis - Wikipedia

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Romeo Kokriatski @vagrantjourno.bsky.social · 10h

Ben Gvir personally oversaw the torture of Greta Thunberg, as reported by Aftonbladet.

www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/25...

Greta Thunberg: “They kicked me every time the flag touched my face”

– Greta Thunberg on her days in Israeli captivity Beating, kicking, and threats of being gassed in cages. Greta Thunberg and several others from the flotilla ar

www.aftonbladet.se

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 4h

Wait until you see the Luc Besson one ⚰️

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 4h

ouchtism at least

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 7h

Also in Brian Duffield: @brianduffield.bsky.social is here!

Check the profile: I went bananas for NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023) and you might too.

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · Jan 6

NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023, Hulu, #film)

A *fantastic* followup to the *fantastic* SPONTANEOUS (2020) from writer-director Brian Duffield. A quirky country girl has her home invaded - events ensue.

Visually striking, utterly engrossing, dialogue free, *horrifying*.

h/t: @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social

young woman Kaitlyn Dever ('Brynn') processes in front of a swirly red mural

multiple figures hold up their hands to a roiling cloudy sky

Kaitlyn Dever ('Brynn') stares in horror, drenched in red light

a horrific figure clambers atop a house at night

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 7h

You really do want to see this movie. Really really do.

BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 7h

Solidified my place as the biggest mark for @brianduffield.bsky.social’s SPONTANEOUS.

(Longer, sweeter caption on IG)

An am-trad style tattoo of a tombstone reading “I’ll be right here” with a pair of bloodied white converse all stars on the bottom.

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 21h

Preference sync was going to be a huge fucking thing in our world and then they decided it was too much work and pulled it. Then they spent five years flogging cloud storage like it was the second coming of Christ, and then pulled that too. There’s no commitment.

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes it feels like they have 300 marketers for every engineer and it’s getting old. Basic shit doesn’t work and it just piles up year after year after year.

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Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 23h

Farscape S2E15 is a series high water mark for obnoxious homophobic comedy, but it also has a sweaty in-his-prime Ben Browder handcuffed to a gurney while wearing jeans, size 13 sneakers, and a white tank.

So: do with that information what you shall.

Mooch @cachiporra.bsky.social · 23h

c’mon Corel Draw ‘97 🪩🪩