Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings.
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
she’s in this turd for *maybe* three minutes and you can smell the sprockets start smoking as time slows down
LOL (2012, DVD, #film)
An appalling, vapid, grotesquely empty mother-daughter dramadey from Anti-Life vendor Lisa Azuelos. Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore take turns squeezing logs of this script’s frictionless Crisco out of their face-holes.
Extra demerit: continuous unsavory comedy involving consent.
An appalling, vapid, grotesquely empty mother-daughter dramadey from Anti-Life vendor Lisa Azuelos. Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore take turns squeezing logs of this script’s frictionless Crisco out of their face-holes.
Extra demerit: continuous unsavory comedy involving consent.
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
she’s in this turd for *maybe* three minutes and you can smell the sprockets start smoking as time slows down
$15 feels entirely correct so far. It’s got thought in the design and its own sense of panache.
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
$15 feels entirely correct so far. It’s got thought in the design and its own sense of panache.
I was stamped with the Blessing before I took my first breath, but that game was definitely the oldest entry in my 👀??? file.
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I was stamped with the Blessing before I took my first breath, but that game was definitely the oldest entry in my 👀??? file.
DEAD MAIL (2024, Shudder, #film)
A *superlative* crime thriller with a precise script and performances and direction to match. If you need a push: think BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO meets RIPLEY.
Absolutely magnetic with a to-the-frame edit. Off to Shudder with you!
h/t: @pastemagazine.bsky.social
A *superlative* crime thriller with a precise script and performances and direction to match. If you need a push: think BERBERIAN SOUND STUDIO meets RIPLEY.
Absolutely magnetic with a to-the-frame edit. Off to Shudder with you!
h/t: @pastemagazine.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The way that the Farscape universe treated him as a small, weak, unappealing, and endlessly irritating simpleton was the best foil against his looks and screen presence.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The way that the Farscape universe treated him as a small, weak, unappealing, and endlessly irritating simpleton was the best foil against his looks and screen presence.
Neil Diamond’s Sex Grill
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Neil Diamond’s Sex Grill
I do not subscribe to clean plate club but when it’s 20 dollars…
December 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I do not subscribe to clean plate club but when it’s 20 dollars…
(But yes the Segway enjoyed 100% mass media hype saturation for months)
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
(But yes the Segway enjoyed 100% mass media hype saturation for months)
They have very cleverly junctioned with the shitty biscuit place to share a small dining room. No big deal since it looks like 80% of weekday business is takeout or DoorDash anyway.
December 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They have very cleverly junctioned with the shitty biscuit place to share a small dining room. No big deal since it looks like 80% of weekday business is takeout or DoorDash anyway.
Reposted by Mooch
“I haven’t even heard of this movie!”
Now you have. You’re welcome.
We’ve got even more cool new things to show you, if you like cool new things!
Now you have. You’re welcome.
We’ve got even more cool new things to show you, if you like cool new things!
a bald man is smiling with the words welcome aboard behind him
Alt: a bald man is smiling with the words welcome aboard behind him
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December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“I haven’t even heard of this movie!”
Now you have. You’re welcome.
We’ve got even more cool new things to show you, if you like cool new things!
Now you have. You’re welcome.
We’ve got even more cool new things to show you, if you like cool new things!