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Lets see how Hegseth drunkenly slimes his way out of this one
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Lets see how Hegseth drunkenly slimes his way out of this one
I feel like this would be open and shut impeachment material in any actual democracy.
BREAKING:
Republican-led House and Senate committees say they will amplify their scrutiny of the Pentagon after a WaPo report revealing that Pete Hegseth gave a spoken order to kill all crew members aboard a vessel suspected of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean several weeks ago.
Republican-led House and Senate committees say they will amplify their scrutiny of the Pentagon after a WaPo report revealing that Pete Hegseth gave a spoken order to kill all crew members aboard a vessel suspected of smuggling drugs in the Caribbean several weeks ago.
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I feel like this would be open and shut impeachment material in any actual democracy.
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early contender for worst xmas ad that misses the point of the source material is all the whos down in whoville using the walmart app to buy christmas at a store
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
early contender for worst xmas ad that misses the point of the source material is all the whos down in whoville using the walmart app to buy christmas at a store
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They’re burying the weirdest part of this story, which is that this congressman’s twin brother keeps trying and failing to replace him in various jobs and is now hoping to replace him in this one
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They’re burying the weirdest part of this story, which is that this congressman’s twin brother keeps trying and failing to replace him in various jobs and is now hoping to replace him in this one
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speaking of war crimes, look at that macaroni
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
speaking of war crimes, look at that macaroni
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PREORDER our WINTER 2025 PRINT ZINE! featuring CINEMATIC JOURNOS
Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
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Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/winter-...
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
PREORDER our WINTER 2025 PRINT ZINE! featuring CINEMATIC JOURNOS
Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/winter-...
Available in glorious color! with cover artwork featuring, HIS GIRL FRIDAY by Hugo Marmugi
Each order comes with a limited edition merit badge adorned with the MJ Press Hat logo
Purchase here: www.moviejawn.com/shop/winter-...
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PETE HEGSETH (stalking around on stage, damp, eyes juddering, jaw muscles visibly under a lot of strain): and what's with the fuckin, using computers so much? nah. that's over. listen up "generals" or, hey what's admirals? any admirals here? doesn't matter FUCK computers. GAY. toss em. it's gun time
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
PETE HEGSETH (stalking around on stage, damp, eyes juddering, jaw muscles visibly under a lot of strain): and what's with the fuckin, using computers so much? nah. that's over. listen up "generals" or, hey what's admirals? any admirals here? doesn't matter FUCK computers. GAY. toss em. it's gun time
Excited for the party on here when Miller finally blows his brains out. They should leave his body for wolves to eat.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Excited for the party on here when Miller finally blows his brains out. They should leave his body for wolves to eat.
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Behold, the Sword of Power! Excalibur! For anyone waiting for things from me, this is why: my brain has been consumed by John Boorman and Excalibur, both of them dear to my heart. The restoration is stunning, and finally presents the film in the right aspect ratio on home video... 🧵1/8
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Behold, the Sword of Power! Excalibur! For anyone waiting for things from me, this is why: my brain has been consumed by John Boorman and Excalibur, both of them dear to my heart. The restoration is stunning, and finally presents the film in the right aspect ratio on home video... 🧵1/8
Please ooo and ahh at this amazing choc-flan @maddioneill.bsky.social made for thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Please ooo and ahh at this amazing choc-flan @maddioneill.bsky.social made for thanksgiving
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Tfw they’re singing “Deck The Halls”
But it’s not like Christmas at all :(
But it’s not like Christmas at all :(
a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
ALT: a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Tfw they’re singing “Deck The Halls”
But it’s not like Christmas at all :(
But it’s not like Christmas at all :(
Alright Darlene Love has declared Christmas Protocol
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Alright Darlene Love has declared Christmas Protocol
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Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in s3xual intercourse on the desk in your office. / S03E12 The Red Dot
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in s3xual intercourse on the desk in your office. / S03E12 The Red Dot
The Grinch is Taylor Momsen’s AA sponsor
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Grinch is Taylor Momsen’s AA sponsor
All the AI commercials this year feel like that Super Bowl where every ad was for crypto
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
All the AI commercials this year feel like that Super Bowl where every ad was for crypto
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okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
okay the tiny goldfish float did get me.
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6:30am too early to be laughing this much
if you've never heard the end credits song for Aliens Infestation on the Nintendo DS
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
I beg you to stop and listen right now
it's important
[OST] Aliens Infestation (Nintendo DS) [Track 16] LV426 - Ending Theme
YouTube video by Sega-Mag
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
6:30am too early to be laughing this much
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The real reason for the season: Goku
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The real reason for the season: Goku
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The pairings of musical artist to float is absolutely unhinged this year. What do you mean Lil Jon is singing Turn Down For What on the Toysrus float???
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The pairings of musical artist to float is absolutely unhinged this year. What do you mean Lil Jon is singing Turn Down For What on the Toysrus float???
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Foreigner has been killed by the Demogorgon
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Foreigner has been killed by the Demogorgon
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the reason for the effing season
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
the reason for the effing season
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Hoda Kotb announcing the arrival of the Steven J. Lockjaw balloon pulled by volunteers dressed as Bob Ferguson
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hoda Kotb announcing the arrival of the Steven J. Lockjaw balloon pulled by volunteers dressed as Bob Ferguson
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The Labubus have gone rogue and are mauling the parade watchers
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The Labubus have gone rogue and are mauling the parade watchers