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Adam (glad to be here)
@apeltapauls.bsky.social
Pie with a smile.

(bi wife guy, he/him/his)
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Gonna sort the wheat from the chaff here: I post mostly about Philly sports, motorsports, hobbying, and bullshit, but also trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️, ACAB, and Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Wow the Xodus is real today, hello new followers
Alright, I gotta run an errand, but I’ll be back for the dog show ASAP
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Waiting for the inevitable conservative blow-up about Asian Mrs. Claus
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
SANTA
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ACAB obviously includes the police marching band
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My hot take on the Macy’s parade is that I think all the country songs are seasonally inappropriate
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Taylor Momsen in her Courtney Love era, fascinating
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Do you think they call her “Bleuy” in France?
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Going outside to hear the neighborhood children scream-singing the Huntrix songs:
a cartoon character is flying through the air while holding a large ball
Alt: Goku spirit bomb gif
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Bold of this Universal Orlando commercial to correctly identify the current fanbase of Harry Potter world: lonely adults.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A second Bocelli has hit the Rao’s float
a group of people are sitting in a classroom with a man in a suit
ALT: a group of people are sitting in a classroom with a man in a suit
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Wow I can’t believe they put Perfidia Beverly Hills in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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He pronounced “Saiyan” correctly this year which means someone had to tell Al Roker how to pronounce “Saiyan” after last year.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
GOKU
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m not high enough for Lil Jon singing “Turn Down for What” on the Toys R Us float
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Foreigner has been killed by the Demogorgon
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
SNOOPY
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Nothing says happy Thanksgiving like seeing Shaggy sing “It Wasn’t Me” from atop a huge turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
How dare they censor Shaggy lyrics, they let that horrible white man on the Jolly Green Giant float sing about tequila
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Given his role in the films, is Jeff Goldblum really the right pick to portray a parent in this Wicked-themed advertisement?
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hoda Kotb saying, “Labubu is everywhere right now,” truly we have strayed from the light of Allah
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Temple marching band!
a man wearing a green shirt and a black jacket says go birds
ALT: a man wearing a green shirt and a black jacket says go birds
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Defunctland nerds, when the animated Mickey & co. heads appeared on the Disney float:
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: Leo DiCaprio pointing gif
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Do you think they call her “Bleuy” in France?
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
TOM TURKEY
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lmfao Bowen Yang & Matt Rogers in the front row of the parade viewing seats, I see you 👀
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM