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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 48m

Bowling? I don't think so George. You get no rush from bowling. / S05E12 The Stall

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2h

Hey, it writes upside down. / S03E03 The Pen

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 11h

Kramer rollerblading in Los Angeles. Music: The Beach Boys, "Wouldn't it be Nice." / S03E23 The Keys

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 13h

It's Risk, Jerry. The game of world conquest. / S06E12 The Label Maker

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 14h

I know it's not what the ladies like, but without some solid sack time, I'm a zombie! / S08E12 The Money

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 16h

You overload your inventory and you blow your margins on gasoline. Trust me, it doesn't work. / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 18h

...then, when I was seventeen, I ran away from home and hopped a steamship to Sweden. / S03E21 The Letter

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 20h

Swimsuit, evening wear, talent, poise! / S06E01 The Chaperone

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 20h

Seinfeldism: "Let's all enjoy a chew" ~ Kramer's idea of a good time, when Lloyd Braun brought Chinese gum over to Jerry's apartment. (S07E10 The Gum) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 22h

Kramer: Well I don't want a big flat noodle. / S04E10 The Virgin

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

We'll swing by and pick you up. How about six? Six is good. You got a problem with six? / S05E06 The Lip Reader

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Tobias Lehigh Nagy, who is also wanted in connection with a series of unrelated slayings in the North West is still at large, his whereabouts unknown. He's described as 5'5" bald and reputedly a very generous tipper. / S04E02 The Trip (Part 2)

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure if we put our three heads together we should come up with something... / S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruits? / S05E22 The Opposite

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

It was not in the garbage, it was above the garbage... hovering like an angel. / S06E06 The Gymnast

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Let me ask you this. Is there any Tampax in your house? / S04E10 The Virgin

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a fancy boy. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

George: You couldn't get me on a plane right now. I get those FAA reports directly. My uncle sends them to me, he used to be a pilot, so. Big investigation in the, uh, what's the word there, uh, offing. / S03E09 The Nose Job

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Seinfeldism: "Did something happen to his face?" ~ After Elaine's good-looking boyfriend Tony fell off a mountain while rock-climbing with George and Kramer, she was mostly concerned whether something had happened to his face. (S05E12 The Stall) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe the baby would like to see my spot. A positive, uplifting message to start his life out with. Huh, You can still get a great space in this city - if you apply yourself. / S05E05 The Bris

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

Chamberlain, you could hold his head in the toilet, he'd still give you half of Europe. / S04E03 The Pitch

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

Having the keys to Jerry's apartment, that kept me in a fantasy world! / S03E23 The Keys

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts! / S06E07 The Soup

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

Who is gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint... IT'S DELICIOUS! / S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 2d

On this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy! / S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian

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