Seinfeldism
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Kramer: Yodel lay hee hoo! Yodel lay hee hoo! / S05E12 The Stall
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Kramer: Yodel lay hee hoo! Yodel lay hee hoo! / S05E12 The Stall
Seinfeldism: "Fugitive sex" ~ When his convict girlfriend broke out of prison, George discovered 'fugitive sex' was even better than conjugal-visit sex. (S08E11 The Little Jerry) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Seinfeldism: "Fugitive sex" ~ When his convict girlfriend broke out of prison, George discovered 'fugitive sex' was even better than conjugal-visit sex. (S08E11 The Little Jerry) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
Kavorka... it is a Latvian word which means "the lure of the animal". / S05E11 The Conversion
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Kavorka... it is a Latvian word which means "the lure of the animal". / S05E11 The Conversion
Make a wish. / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Make a wish. / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry
I don't want to be Murphy anymore! Do I still have to be Murphy? / S03E19 The Limo
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I don't want to be Murphy anymore! Do I still have to be Murphy? / S03E19 The Limo
Kramer: I hate Keith Hernandez, hate him. Newman: I despise him. / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Kramer: I hate Keith Hernandez, hate him. Newman: I despise him. / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)
The hands of a man... It's like a creature out of Greek mythology! / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The hands of a man... It's like a creature out of Greek mythology! / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry
Dean Jones: I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, hi-tea with a Mr. Newman. / S09E02 The Voice
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Dean Jones: I've been reviewing Darren's internship journal. Doing laundry, mending chicken wire, hi-tea with a Mr. Newman. / S09E02 The Voice
The New York Yankees?! / S05E22 The Opposite
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The New York Yankees?! / S05E22 The Opposite
At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. / S09E10 The Strike
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year. / S09E10 The Strike
Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in s3xual intercourse on the desk in your office. / S03E12 The Red Dot
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Mr. Lippman: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in s3xual intercourse on the desk in your office. / S03E12 The Red Dot
Seinfeldism: "Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns" ~ The evidence Jerry's obsessive car mechanic Tony recited to substantiate how important it was to rotate your car tires. (S07E21-22 The Bottle Deposit) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Seinfeldism: "Fifty-one percent of all turns are right turns" ~ The evidence Jerry's obsessive car mechanic Tony recited to substantiate how important it was to rotate your car tires. (S07E21-22 The Bottle Deposit) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
I'm buying that fake wood wallpaper. I'm gonna surround myself in wood. It's gonna be like a log cabin. / S04E20 The Junior Mint
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm buying that fake wood wallpaper. I'm gonna surround myself in wood. It's gonna be like a log cabin. / S04E20 The Junior Mint
George: I can't stand doing laundry. That's why I have forty pairs of underwear. / S02E04 The Phone Message
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
George: I can't stand doing laundry. That's why I have forty pairs of underwear. / S02E04 The Phone Message
Yeah, what about those English sirens, you know...eee-aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa... / S04E02 The Trip (Part 2)
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Yeah, what about those English sirens, you know...eee-aaa-eee-aaa-eee-aaa... / S04E02 The Trip (Part 2)
He's just so good looking. / S06E05 The Couch
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
He's just so good looking. / S06E05 The Couch
Fine, you want to be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist? / S06E10 The Race
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fine, you want to be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist? / S06E10 The Race
Hey! See these? Cinco de Mayo! Sales commission: Bye Bye-o! / S08E20 The Millennium
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hey! See these? Cinco de Mayo! Sales commission: Bye Bye-o! / S08E20 The Millennium
You went... in the shower? / S05E17 The Wife
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You went... in the shower? / S05E17 The Wife
Do you have a ketchup secret? / S04E16 The Shoes
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Do you have a ketchup secret? / S04E16 The Shoes
Oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it? / S07E03 The Maestro
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it? / S07E03 The Maestro
Seinfeldism: "Fastidious bachelor pad" ~ How an NYU student reporter referred to Jerry's apartment, in an article where she mistakenly outed Jerry and George as a gay couple. (S04E17 The Outing) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Seinfeldism: "Fastidious bachelor pad" ~ How an NYU student reporter referred to Jerry's apartment, in an article where she mistakenly outed Jerry and George as a gay couple. (S04E17 The Outing) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....
The refrigerator. Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates. No meat, no leftovers, no butter. And I cannot overstate this: No soft cheeses of any kind. / S01E03 The Robbery
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The refrigerator. Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates. No meat, no leftovers, no butter. And I cannot overstate this: No soft cheeses of any kind. / S01E03 The Robbery
Conformity's an obsession with me. / S05E15 The Pie
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Conformity's an obsession with me. / S05E15 The Pie
It's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It's where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops